第2章
shifenzhongguohou，zhunansangyijinglazhexinglixiangxialou。
shaonvshenzixiuzhang，linglongyouzhi，caizheyishuang**bangaogenxie，zhoushensanfazhelengmodeqixi，zhujiarenhaimeiyouchajue，xianzaidezhunansang，yijingbiandebuyiyangle。
yiqiantamenweihuzhusiyu，zhunansangneicibushinaodefeifeiyangyang，jiquanbuningde？
buguoshoushixinglizheimekuai，bushizaoyouyumouxianglikaizhujia，jiushixuzhangshengshi，shuobuzhun，denghuieryounaoqilaileni？dajiadourenweishihouzhe。
suoyikandaozhunansangxialai，dudingtashebudezou，haihuizuoyao，yihuierjiuhuiqiuraorangtamenbuyaogantalikaile。
duiyuzhunansanggangcaidexinsheng，zhujiarencongzhenjing，jinghuang，zaidaopingjingxialai，henkuaixiangmingbai，zhunansangyizhiruci，manzuihuhua，tamenbunengdangzhen。
dangzhenjiuzhelezhunansangdedaole。
zhujiarenyifushangweizhedezishi，doudengzheyihuierzhunansangguidiqiurao。
ranertamendengbudaozhunansangguidiqiurao，daoshizaicitingdaozhunansangdexinsheng......
qitarendaoshiyifuzaikanzijixiaohuademoyang，zhunansangzuichungouqilenglengdehudu，takebuhuishunletamendeyi，tazheigeedunvpei，budangle。
kanzheyifukukutiti，kanzhezijihaipazuochuduoqilaidongzuodenvzhuzhusiyu，zhunansangbudebupeifuzheigezuozhe。
【zheixiedeshishenmelajinvzhue？zhenshitaihuisanguanle，xietashiduobailianhuahaichabuduonie。】
【wohaiedunvpeini？taqiangwojiaren，qiangwoweihunfu，qiangshuyuwodesuoyoudongxihaibugou，tamenhaidouhuzheta，haibuyunxunvpei，xianzaijiushiwo，sapodagunmaren？wonengbuedume？zheiposhudeedunvpei，doushibeitamenbichulaidehaoba？haokelian，taikelianle！】
【nimenhaohaoaita，bazheigenvzhuganzou，nvpeitanengedume？meirenai，woziai，suanle，zheishishu，juqingdouyijingdingle，woheyiqunyanmangxinxiadezhipianrenjijiaoshenme？】
zhusiyujianzhunansanglazhexinglixiangxialai，suiranbiaomianhaipa，danshihaishizhanleqilai，neixiaoshenbanruobujinfengside，xiaopaodaozhunansangmianqian，xiaolianjinshikuijiuheaiqiudao：
“jiejie，nibuyaozou，doushiwodecuo，nimawoba，zaibudawoyexing，zhiyaoninengxiaoqi，niduiwozuoshenmedoukeyi。”
“e？”zhunansangequweidao：“woxianzairangnigunni？likaizhujia，niyeyuanyi？”
zhujiaren：ting，huliweibazheijiuluchulaile！
zhusiyuxiaolianyifushoushangdilengzaiyuandi，xiayimiao，leiyanruduanlexiandezhuzizalexialai。
zhusiyuchouyezheqi，danbodeshenzibuzhudifazhan，kuqizhedao：“ruguozheishijiejiexiwangde，neiwozoujiushile，jiejiebuyonglikai，wo，wozheijiuhuiloushangshoushixingli。”
“shoushishenmeya？loushangnayiyangdongxishinide？zhijiezouba，jing，shen，chu，hu，ba！”
zhunansanggougouhongchun，qingqingtuchusigezi。
xiayimiao，zhunansangjiutingjiandajiabaonudeshengyin。
yeye：“zhunansang，nifangsi！”
【fangsinigeder。】
nainai：“siyu，bietingtaxiashuo，ninaeryebuxuguoqu，jiuliuzaizhujia，zheilicaishinidejia，zhiyutaaishangnaershangnaerzhu！”
【haowa，zheikeshinishuode，zheibu，woxinglidoushoushihaole，mafanrangranglua，wocongnimentoudingfeiguoqume？duzaidamenkouxiangshenmehua？haoxiangbushedewozouside。】
baba：“zhunansangfanlenile！”
【fanniwolaozi，qibusini。】
dage：“niyoushenmezigegansiyuzou！？”
【woshizhenqianjin，zenmekenengmeiyouzigee？】
mama：“zhunansang，zheihuaniyeshuodechukou？nikeshisiyujiejie！”
【xueyuanjiandingshuzhengmingshiqinjiemeiguanxishuaichulaiwojiuxin，xiexie。】
【buguo，tazhendebuyonghetayangfuzuogeqinzijiandingme？huashuozheihaishitachulianweihunxianyunshengdehaizini，yaoburan，yebuhuizheimehuzhe。】
zhujiarenlianseyibian，zhumamagengshilianseyibai，qingliuchuliandehaizi？
他的......
不可能！不可能！
zhumamawuzhexiongkou，turanmentongdelihai，talaogongjingranyemeiyoudiyishijianfaxian，bingqieguanxinta，meifuyanshenluozaizhusiyushenshang，huaiyidezhongziyouranersheng。
dage：“zhunansangnibizui！”
【wobizuilea，wobuxiehenishuohua，lvelvelve。】
erge：“zhunansangnishibushiyouyaozhaoda？！niaidezhuwoyiquantouma？”
【nidaoshidongshoue，wo110bushibuhuida，kuaidiandongshoua！wozhendehenxiangda110banizhuazou。】
sange：“yaogunnigun，yaojingshenchuhuniyekeyijingshenchuhu，siyurenile？tahaoxinquanni，yijingshijinitaijiexiale，nibiejilianbuyaolian！”
【zheilianwobuyao，wopaguomin，lianhaishiyuanzhuangdehao，taneilian，ze，aiqiandaode。】
zenmeturanzheimeanjing？youyaofeng。
zhunansangraoyouxingzhitaitoukanleyiyandajia，bukanbuyaojin，yikanheyitiao。
waizui，tushe，chuixiongkou，toudingmaoyan，yanjingpenhuo，koutubaimo，haiyougehunshenchoujinde，zheimeshengqidema？
【aiyama，liulaolaozoujinledaguanyuan，wozoujinleyijiezhimen？】
zhusiyujinghuangshicuodikanzhedajiabaibaishou：“wuwuwu，yeyenainai，babamama，dage，erge，sange，qiuqiunimenbuyaozaimajiejiele，jiejieyijingzhidaocuole，jiejie，nikuairengecuoa！qiuqiunimenbuyaozaichaoxiaqule，buyaoweiwoshangleheqi，buzhide。”
zhunansangfanletayigebaiyan【ze，zheinvzhuleixianshiyouduofadaa？wochuanshulaizheijitian，kuduoshaohuile？】
zhunansangdexinshenghaizaishuchu【pu，jibuqinglefanzhengdoushizaiku。】
【zhongyubuyongkanzheinvzhukule，jietuolewo！】
穿书？女主？
zhujiarenshenxingyijiang，yezhujianlengjingxialaile，suirantamennengtingdaozhunansangdexinsheng，danshi，qiyeshizhenqi！
zhujiarenshensegeyi，douzaisisuozhechuanshu，nvzhu，zheishishenmeyisi。
yishiyiweizhiyouzijinengtingdaozhunansangdezhujiaren，doubuganbiaoxianchujinghedebiaoqinglai。
danshi，gangcaitamenfenmingdouyoubeiqidao，duiyuzhujiarendounengtingdaozhunansangxinshengzheijianshiqing，zhendemeiyouyigezhujiarenzhanchulaitichuyiwenme？
zhujiarenbiaomianqiangchengpingjing，neixinquezaojiuyijingzhaleguo！
zhujiarenyanzhenyidai，gegexiangshizaijieshijienanti。
zhuyeye：nianjidale，tingbumingbai。
zhunainai：nvzhu？daoshizaidianshishanglejieguo，yiwodecongmingcaizhi，wozheigelaotaipobukenengbuzhidao，wozailvlv。
baba：chuanshunvzhushishenmegui？nagexiaobenbenjixialai，mingtianrangrenshiquchacha！
mama：wozheigenver，yijinghutuchengzheiyangle，haiyaolaiganma？tayaozou，jiuzouba，wojuebulan。
大哥：网络新词？
erge：zaibujieshiyixiawoyaozourenle！
sange：zheitiwojuranbuhui，xuebazhimingjijikewei！
zhunansangsongsongjian，buzaihetamenlangfeishijian：“qie，qiaodajiajinzhangde，wogangcaijiushikaiwanxiao，wozenmekenengrangnimendebaobeilikaini？wozijijijinjiliang，wohaishiqingchude。”
“suoyi，dajia，shanshuiyouxiangfeng，zanmenhouhuiwuqiba。”
zhunansangturanaowuyisheng，bengfachujingrenliqi，xiangshizaituibudaoweng，zuoyoukaigong，henkuaishachuyitiaoxuelu。
ranhouzhunansanglazhezijidexinglixiang，niuzhexiaomanyao，xiaosalikaile。
zhujiarenkanzhejiuzheimelikaidezhunansang，youxiecuoe！
“ta，tazhendejiuzheiyangzoule？”
“说好的求饶呢？”
“bu，buhuide，tacaibushedezhujiaderonghuafugui，tahenkuaijiuhuihuilaiqiuwomenyuanliangde！”