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xiangqiliaoraojian,tengjiaoguodigulugulumaozhepao。
wojieguoyejunzediaozhihaodejiangliao,youdianjingya,zheirenzenmezhidaowodexihao。
dayueshiwodemuguangtaizhibaile,tabeireqizhenghongdelianjiagenghonglejifen,jieshidao:[danglequzongsanniandetezhu,ruguoliannindexihaodougaobumingbaiweimiantaishizhile。]
wodiantou,zhengxiangwentayoumeiyoushenmejikou,beiwokeyihulvedeshoujixiangqi,shichuyifengdezhuanshu**。
woguaduandianhua,duifangbuyanqifandedalai。wozhihaonaqidiankai,manpingdoushitafalaidexiaoxi。
[jinge,jintiandeshishiwochongdongle,danwohezhenzhenqingqingbaibai,nibixudaoqian。]
三个小时后又一条:
[wotingrenshuonihuigongsi,nihuiquleyehao,shengdezaiwaimianhuzuofeiwei。]
半个小数后:
[zheishiyiyuandedizhi,zhenzhenxiangchinigongsifujindebazhenji,niyihuierdaiguolai,zheijianshiwojiuzuozhusuanle。]
[weishenmebuhuixiaoxi,nizheiyangyouyisima?yigexiawudouzhaobudaoren。nishibushiyouqujiubamaizuile?nishenmeshihounengxiangzhenzhenyiyangdongshi。]
[nizhibuzhidaojiuyinweiniderenxing,wohezhenzhenyizhimeiyouchiwanfan,jiudengniyigeren。]
弹幕比我先炸了:
【shubeinanzhuzaifashenmedian?sanjuhuabulibaizhenzhenhaihaoyisishuozijiqingqingbaibai,nimenglideqingbaiba?】
【daren,shidaibianleninhaidangzijishituhuangdini?zuozhusuanle,wokannishixiangsuanle。】
【jianyinanzhuzishayishiqingbai,yaoburanwohennanxiangxinnimeichuguia。】
【chichichi,jiuzhidaochi,wokannixiangshibazhenji。】
【gutanei,jiwoyiqiangbengleta。】
dianhuahaizaibutingdidaguolai,wobujinweiduifangdehoulianpigandaozhenjing,
wohuilegeesiladaojiubazheigechunhuoshanchulaheile。
xianglexiang,wochongyejunzegougoushouzhi。
tasuiranbuzhidaowoyaoganshenme,haishilaolaoshishidizuoguolaile。
wonachushouji,kacapaixiayizhangzhaopian,falepengyouquan。
【baituozhanan,hexiaohuobanchidacanla。】
zhaopianshangdewoshenshoubiye,yipangdeyejunzeyexuezhewodeyangzi,duizhejingtoushaxiao。
tupiangangfachulaijiuyouhaoyoudianzan,zaixiabianliuyan:【zhuanxingle?】
wodianlegezan,pengyouquandunshizhakaileguo,fenfenliuyanwenwohechuyifengzenmele。
danwomeiyoulihui,jiangshoujishezhilemiandarao。
[zenmele?jixuchiya?]
wosuishoujitajialeyikuaizidecai,tahuangzhangdaoxie。
[xianzaishixiabanshijian,nibuyongjiaowoquzong。jiaowojingeba,wofumupengyoudouzheimehanwo。]
tatouchuidejidi,erjianhonghongdidiantou。
wobujinyihuo,zheizhendeshichadianbachujiagaopochandeweilaiyejiajiazhuma?
mingmingshiworenlaorenyuandeniumatezhua。
zheishi,yejunzedelianseturanyibai,niezheshoujibuzhidaoshikanjianleshenme。【】
wocouguoqu,juranshichuyifengfalaidexiaoxi:
【yetezhu,rangjingejiedianhua。】
【niyeganbuhuiwoxiaoxishiba?wojinggaoni,jingehenibushiyigeshijiederen,nibuguoshitaqiwodegongjubale。】
【jiedianhua,wozhidaonizaikanshouji。】
shenjing,haizhendangzijishitianwanglaozile。woyibanaguoshouji,dazihuidao:
【niquyiyuankanguomeiyou?youbingnijiuzhi,shaozaizheifadian,niweixiedelesheia?】
再次拉黑删除。
danmushishizhuanbochuyifengneibiandeqingkuang:
【baogao,nanzhuyiziran,beida**qide。】
【tayouhuanlegeshoujikaishidadianhuale,xianzaizhouweidepengyoudouzhidaoda**batashuaile,huogai。】
【shuangsi,tazheigeyounibazongyeyoujintian。】
wobashoujihaijiyejunze,[nibiehaipa,tayaoshizaigansaoraoni,jiugaosuwo,woqumasita。]
tajieguoshouji,yuyuhaixiudidayanjingkanzhewo,yaozheshuirundezuichunwendao:[quzong,woshibushihaidechuzongwuhuile?]
chenghuyoucongjingebianchenglequzong,yanjingyehonghongde,zhenggerenxiangshibeibaoyudashidexiaotugou。
wolianmangchouchuzhijincalecatayanlei,anweidao:[nitingtahushuobadao,tazijiwochuojiulaibianpaiwomen,dalitaganma?]
[womenshizhengchangren,neixingxingchudecaishiwandan,tazijiyigeshijiequba。]
[真的吗?]
[zhende,bizuanshihaizhen。]
kuguohoudeyejunzeyoudianbuhaoyisibieguotou,liuyigemaorongrongdehounaoshao,kandewoxinruanruande。
wodingzhetakanlehaojiu,zaitaitoudanmuyijingkefengle:
【gougoushouzhijiuguolaile,haoguaia,bi**denanzhuqiangyiwanbei。】
【qiuda**xianzaijiubanlezheigezibeixiaogou,dadotedo。】
【xiaoyezishibushibeizhewomenkanleshu,zenmeshuohuachalichaqide。】
【guantani,da**mingxianjiuchizheiyitaoya。】