6

6

xiangqiliaoraojian,tengjiaoguodigulugulumaozhepao。

wojieguoyejunzediaozhihaodejiangliao,youdianjingya,zheirenzenmezhidaowodexihao。

dayueshiwodemuguangtaizhibaile,tabeireqizhenghongdelianjiagenghonglejifen,jieshidao:[danglequzongsanniandetezhu,ruguoliannindexihaodougaobumingbaiweimiantaishizhile。]

wodiantou,zhengxiangwentayoumeiyoushenmejikou,beiwokeyihulvedeshoujixiangqi,shichuyifengdezhuanshu**。

woguaduandianhua,duifangbuyanqifandedalai。wozhihaonaqidiankai,manpingdoushitafalaidexiaoxi。

[jinge,jintiandeshishiwochongdongle,danwohezhenzhenqingqingbaibai,nibixudaoqian。]

三个小时后又一条:

[wotingrenshuonihuigongsi,nihuiquleyehao,shengdezaiwaimianhuzuofeiwei。]

半个小数后:

[zheishiyiyuandedizhi,zhenzhenxiangchinigongsifujindebazhenji,niyihuierdaiguolai,zheijianshiwojiuzuozhusuanle。]

[weishenmebuhuixiaoxi,nizheiyangyouyisima?yigexiawudouzhaobudaoren。nishibushiyouqujiubamaizuile?nishenmeshihounengxiangzhenzhenyiyangdongshi。]

[nizhibuzhidaojiuyinweiniderenxing,wohezhenzhenyizhimeiyouchiwanfan,jiudengniyigeren。]

弹幕比我先炸了:

【shubeinanzhuzaifashenmedian?sanjuhuabulibaizhenzhenhaihaoyisishuozijiqingqingbaibai,nimenglideqingbaiba?】

【daren,shidaibianleninhaidangzijishituhuangdini?zuozhusuanle,wokannishixiangsuanle。】

【jianyinanzhuzishayishiqingbai,yaoburanwohennanxiangxinnimeichuguia。】

【chichichi,jiuzhidaochi,wokannixiangshibazhenji。】

【gutanei,jiwoyiqiangbengleta。】

dianhuahaizaibutingdidaguolai,wobujinweiduifangdehoulianpigandaozhenjing,

wohuilegeesiladaojiubazheigechunhuoshanchulaheile。

xianglexiang,wochongyejunzegougoushouzhi。

tasuiranbuzhidaowoyaoganshenme,haishilaolaoshishidizuoguolaile。

wonachushouji,kacapaixiayizhangzhaopian,falepengyouquan。

【baituozhanan,hexiaohuobanchidacanla。】

zhaopianshangdewoshenshoubiye,yipangdeyejunzeyexuezhewodeyangzi,duizhejingtoushaxiao。

tupiangangfachulaijiuyouhaoyoudianzan,zaixiabianliuyan:【zhuanxingle?】

wodianlegezan,pengyouquandunshizhakaileguo,fenfenliuyanwenwohechuyifengzenmele。

danwomeiyoulihui,jiangshoujishezhilemiandarao。

[zenmele?jixuchiya?]

wosuishoujitajialeyikuaizidecai,tahuangzhangdaoxie。

[xianzaishixiabanshijian,nibuyongjiaowoquzong。jiaowojingeba,wofumupengyoudouzheimehanwo。]

tatouchuidejidi,erjianhonghongdidiantou。

wobujinyihuo,zheizhendeshichadianbachujiagaopochandeweilaiyejiajiazhuma?

mingmingshiworenlaorenyuandeniumatezhua。

zheishi,yejunzedelianseturanyibai,niezheshoujibuzhidaoshikanjianleshenme。【】

wocouguoqu,juranshichuyifengfalaidexiaoxi:

【yetezhu,rangjingejiedianhua。】

【niyeganbuhuiwoxiaoxishiba?wojinggaoni,jingehenibushiyigeshijiederen,nibuguoshitaqiwodegongjubale。】

【jiedianhua,wozhidaonizaikanshouji。】

shenjing,haizhendangzijishitianwanglaozile。woyibanaguoshouji,dazihuidao:

【niquyiyuankanguomeiyou?youbingnijiuzhi,shaozaizheifadian,niweixiedelesheia?】

再次拉黑删除。

danmushishizhuanbochuyifengneibiandeqingkuang:

【baogao,nanzhuyiziran,beida**qide。】

【tayouhuanlegeshoujikaishidadianhuale,xianzaizhouweidepengyoudouzhidaoda**batashuaile,huogai。】

【shuangsi,tazheigeyounibazongyeyoujintian。】

wobashoujihaijiyejunze,[nibiehaipa,tayaoshizaigansaoraoni,jiugaosuwo,woqumasita。]

tajieguoshouji,yuyuhaixiudidayanjingkanzhewo,yaozheshuirundezuichunwendao:[quzong,woshibushihaidechuzongwuhuile?]

chenghuyoucongjingebianchenglequzong,yanjingyehonghongde,zhenggerenxiangshibeibaoyudashidexiaotugou。

wolianmangchouchuzhijincalecatayanlei,anweidao:[nitingtahushuobadao,tazijiwochuojiulaibianpaiwomen,dalitaganma?]

[womenshizhengchangren,neixingxingchudecaishiwandan,tazijiyigeshijiequba。]

[真的吗?]

[zhende,bizuanshihaizhen。]

kuguohoudeyejunzeyoudianbuhaoyisibieguotou,liuyigemaorongrongdehounaoshao,kandewoxinruanruande。

wodingzhetakanlehaojiu,zaitaitoudanmuyijingkefengle:

【gougoushouzhijiuguolaile,haoguaia,bi**denanzhuqiangyiwanbei。】

【qiuda**xianzaijiubanlezheigezibeixiaogou,dadotedo。】

【xiaoyezishibushibeizhewomenkanleshu,zenmeshuohuachalichaqide。】

【guantani,da**mingxianjiuchizheiyitaoya。】