zheiben《wodeliugedalaogege》tameiyoukanwan，jiuzhikanleyidiandian，chuleyanqiandejunlaoyezi，congtoudaoweiyemeichuxiangeqitadexingjunderenwu。
jiranqianmianmeiyouchuxian，neigujijiushilurenjiale。
zhiyaotabugennanzhuchanshengjiugejiumeishi。
naochengzheiyang，sumusufuyebunengbuguan，zhinengpeixiaojijunlaoyezidaoqian，shuoxiaohaizizhijiandemaodunbale，rangsuyingyingjisuwanruodaoqian。
suyingyingdaodishizuobudaozaizhongrenmianqianjiyigeqiaobushangderendaoqian，yushilazhetajinlehuayuan。
suyingyingniejinleshouzhi，zhanzaihuayuanli，xilesankoulengqicaiyaoyaqiechishuochukou，“jiejie，duibuqi，shiwobudongshi，nibuyaoguaiwo，haobuhao。”
suwanruohuanshileyixiasizhou，shigepianjiaochu。
zheisuyingyinghaitingyaoliande，zhaolegezheimepianpidejiaoluodaoqian，zhenshinanweitale！
zhibuguo……zheimehaodediliweizhibuzuodianshenme，shibushijiuyouxietaiduibuqisuyingyingdeshafeikuxinle？！
呵呵！
suwanruodandingdetaishou，henhendeshanzailetaxingxingzuotaideyoulianshang，“suyingying，zheiyibazhang，shiyinweiniwumiewo！”
jinjiezhemeidengtafanyingguolai，zaicitaiqishou，zhongzhongdeshanzailetazuolianshang，“suyingying，zheiyibazhangdadeshinilangxingoufei，chilibawai！”
taqingxidejidesujiazhisuoyineimekuaipochan，shiyinweisuyingyinggoujieleduiligongsideyigexiaobailian，shenzhizaizuihoudeguantouhaitounalejialibaomingqiantaodaoleguowai。
qishiruoshianzhaotadexingzi，tashilandedade。
zhibuguosumuzhangdehezijimamataixiangle，tayixiangqishuliduisumuyuyuguahuan，yiyuersidemiaoxiejiuxintengdaozhixi。
suyingyingzhenggerenlengzaiyuandi，fanyingguolaihouzhuakuangdeshangqianjiuyaosiyaota：“nizheige**，nijingrangandawo！woyaonongsini！aaa，**！”
suwanruosuiranshou，danshitazhiqianyanxixuelebushaodegedoushu，zhidaoqinzeixianqinnali。
suibianshenshoujiuzhuazhuletadeyigexueweishang，zuzhiletadejingong，henhendechezhutadetoufa，lishengdao：“niyaoshixiangjixuzaisujiadaizhe，jiujiwobanidezhuazimoping，baxinlineixiexiaojiujiumoshadiao，fouze，wobujieyiduogesiyufeimingdemeimei。”
tadeyanjingxinghong，daizhekegudehenli，xiangshidiyulichulaidemogui。
suyingyingbeitabiaoqinghedelengzhu，hunshenzhandou，“ni......ni......”
hehe！suwanruoyibashuaikaita，congrongbupodecongkoudailinachulaiyizhangshijin，zizixixidecazhezijideshouzhi。
脏死了！真脏！
zaihuayuandedongnanjiao，yougenanrenmanbujingxindekanzhezheiyimu，junmeidelianshangdaizhejifendewanwei，bochungouqi，neigenvrenhenlideshouduan，daoshihezijiyoujifenxiangsi。
shoujilicuicushenghaizaijixu，“shaoye，ninhaimeiyoudaoma？laojiangjunyoufapiqile！”
jungeyebeilahuisixu，lianshangbiaoqingshouqi，“ng，mashangjiudao。”
lingyibiansuyingyingbeishuailelianggeerguanghouwuzhelianpaole，yuemozheshijinwugaozhuangqule。
suwanruolengchileyisheng，genbenbuzaihu。
youyadediudiaoshoulicashoudeshijin，taitou，qingkejianzhuangruleyishuangyoushenruhantandemouzi，neishuangmouzihaoxiangyaoxirenhunpoyiban。
suwanruoweiweizhoumei，tazhidaoganggangzijishansuyingyingdeneiliangbazhangpashibeizheigenanrenkandaole。
zhijiantahuanhuantaiqishou，wochengquantou，suihoushenchuyigendamuzhizaiboziqianhengzhehualeyixia。
weixiezhiyi，henshimingxian。
suihoubuguanyanqiandenanrenshenmebiaoqing，zhuanshenjinledating。
jungeyeheichendemouzishanshuozhenongliedewanwei，shizaimeiyourenzhu，chunjiaoyizhibuzhudexiaolechulai。
tazheishi，beirenweixiele？
……
suwanruoyijinmenjiukandaosuyingyingbaozhesumusufuwuzhelianwawadaku，“babamama，nikanjiejie，tadawo，wuwuwu，haotonga......”
“hehe，yidianxiaoshangjiukukutiti，nayoudajiaguixiudeyangzi！xiangdangnianlaotouziwotuishangzhonglesankezidandoumeihengyisheng！”junlaoyeziqiyuxuanang。
“zhei......”cishide，sufusumujiusuanshixianganweidoubugankaikoule。
laoyezishuowan，taitoukanxiangyichu，turanaojiaodehengleyisheng，guaizhangqiaoleqiaodiban，“chouxiaozi，gunguolai！”
yishenjinguixizhuangdenanrenzoudaojunlaoyezimianqian，“yeye，nibushishuoshentibushufu？yaobuyaoquyiyuan？”
苏婉若：？
denghui，zheigenanrenzenmezheimeshuxi？
tabujiushigangganghuayuanlikandaodeneige！
suwanruoganjuezijidenaozi“weng”deyixiajiuzhale！wandanle，tazaijunlaoyezimianqianshulidejiaoruoshunvxingxiangbeitasunzifaxianshijiadele！
junlaoyezituranduizhesuwanruozhaoshou，“nvwa，guolai。”
suwanruoshenxileyikouqi，pixiaoroubuxiaodeshangqian，“junyeye。”
jungeyetiaoleyixiamei，xiaoguniangxianzaizheimoyangkebigangganghuayuanliguaishundeduo，xiangshiyizhishouqicidexiaociwei。
“aye，zhiqianbushishuoguonigensujianveryouguowawaqinma，zheijiushiniweihunqi，nimenlianggerenshiyixia。”
君戈野：“……”
苏婉若：“……”
众人：“……”
jungeyemianwubiaoqingdekanzhejunlaoyezi，“yeye，zheishiwozenmebuzhidao？”
bieshuotale，jiuliansumusufudouyilianmeng，“junlao，zheishishibushigaocuole？”
junlaoyezihengleyisheng，“laotouziwohainengpiannimenbucheng？shishijinianqianlaosuxiaqideshihoushule，batasunnvshujiwomenjunjiale，heng，zazhe？haixiangburenzhang？”
xiaqideshihoudadushule？
这也算？
“zhei……”sufuhesumuduishileyiyan，zaiyanjinglidoukandaolebuganxiangxin。
sujialaoyezihejunjialaoyezishizhanyou，liangrenjingchangyiqixiaqi，dadushulequeshishichangshi，danshizheigeduzhutamenquehaishidiyicitingdao。
erqie，xianzaisulaoyezihaizaiguowaiyiyuankanbing，zheiyemeichuquheshia。
jungeyeshouzhichazaikudou，yilianwanweikanzhesuwanruo，“yeye，wojuedesuxiaojiesihubingbumanyizheichanghunshia，kanzhebuqingbuyuandemoyangni。”
tachunjiaodaizhexiao，meiweishangyang……yuekanyueqianchou！
suwanruojuedezijiyagenyangyang。
这家伙是故意的！
sumukanzhesuwanruo，manliandedanyou，“ruoruo，zheihunshinitongyima？”
“我……”