第二章摆烂
yixiangdaojiangyanjiyuwojiacaichanhaizaiwomianqianbaipu，wojiuqibudayichulai！
上去就推了他一把！
wosuiranxuexibuhao，danwodajiakeshigexiaonengshou！
shunjianwojiuzhuaizhulejiangyandetoufa，yeyigunaodeduijinlematongli！
bianwangliduibianhandao：“shenweiwodeweihunfuzheimebushounande！suiyizaiwomianqianhuzhebiedenvrenbushuohaiyaowodaoqian！niyiweinishigeshenmedongxi！”
“jirannineimexihuanta，neijiugentayiqipaozaimatongliba！laji！”
womawanlexinlishutanle，lazhewode**meichuquguangjiele。
woliangguodexinanlide，kehuidaojiajiubeiwobajiaodaoleketing。
wobazuishouguiju，zunshizhongdaodeshenme，tazuizaihule，rujinwodalejiajiaotahaibuyidingyaozenmefawoni。
zhangjiayixianggenzhewo，danbeiwojujuele。
ququcaizhewoshangweidenannvzhubale，wohuipatamenma？
wojinmenzhijiezoujinshafaketingshangzuoxia。
zheicigaowozhuangdezuikuihuoshoudejiangyanhelinyayezuozaiyipang。
jiangyanjianwozuoxia，liwoyuanlexie。
tayilianyinchendedingzhewo，yifuwobujitadaoqian，jiuyibeizibuhuiliwodeyangzi。
erlinyazeshiyigebuweiqiangquandeyangzi，jueqiangdeburangyanleidiaoxialai。
wodiaoerlangdangdezuozaiyizishang，haoxianghaizhenshigedafanpai。
wobayeshizheimerenweide，tayijinlaijiukaishihouwo：“chuyanran，niyenianjibuxiaole，zenmezuoshizheimemeiyoufencun，juranfanzheizhongcuowu！”
“ganjinjitamendaoqian，zaixieliangqianzijiantaozheijianshijiusuanguoqule。”
tameiwenyuanyou，jiuzhijiedinglewodezui，yinweiwozaijialidemingshengbuhao。
fanshigenwoyouguanxidewenti，neidoushiwodeguo。
wozhiqiandemingshenghaikeyi，danshiziconglinyalailewojiazhihouwodemingshengjiubianchale。
wobianchenglewuliqunao，manhengrenxingdehaizi。
yiqianwobuzhidaoyuanyin，dandezhilejuqingdewo，caizhidaozheixiedoushilinyayouyiwuyiqusanbochuqu。
dongbudongjiubiaoxianchuyifuwoqifutadeyangzi，ranhouzaiwobamianqianshuoyixiesishierfeidehua，zhangshijianjilei，wodemingshengjiubianchoule！
yushiwozhijiefanwenwoba：“wodarenyoucuo，dantalinyazhuanglerenjiumeicuoma？jiangyanwuguyuanwangwojiumeicuoma？pingshenmewohaihuiquwojiuyoucuole。”
“wobufu，wobudaoqian，woyaoqiuwomenyiqixiejiantao。”
wobadunzhule，tahaizhenmeixiangguozheigewenti，ranhoupairenquchalejiankong，haoxianghaizhenshizheimehuishi。
ranhoutatanlekouqi：“neiniliangjiudouliuzaijialixiejiantaoba，linyakanzhenimen。”
ranhouwobajiujixumangshengyiqule。
jiangyanzechixiaoyisheng：“xiangyinqiwodezhuyijiuzhishuo，yaobushiyinweijiazulianyin，wokongpaliankandoubukanniyiyan。”
“juranxiangchuzheimexiasanlandezhaoshu，rangwogennigongchuyishi，zhenshiexin！”
taxianedeyanshenbusizuojia。
erlinyayoukaishijueqiangdeweiquqilai：“nizhenduiwoqifuwojiusuanle，weishenmehaiyaorangjianggegepeiniyiqixiejiantao，zheijianshimingmingbushitadecuo。”
“haiyounishoushangdeqian，wohuipeijinide，nibuyongyizhichaowoyao，nizhidaode，wodejiatingkunnan，yishijiannabuchulai。”
shuowanzheixie，tajiuyanleipilipaladediao，youyifubufushudeyangzi。