第3章

tingdaozheihua,wolengzhule。

suijiyibabaxiaoyimincongwodehuaililachulai,wendao:「tashuodeshizhendema?」

xiaoyiminbeiwodedongzuojinongmengle,xiayishidedianlediantou。

wotanlekouqi,shenchushoujilexiaozaiziyigenaoguabeng,kantawuzhezijidenaodaibuzhisuocuo,woqingqingdekailekou。

「ai——zanliangdiyicijianmiandeshihouwobushijiuhenishuolema?」wokanzheta,「youhuazhishuo,zaihelidefanweineiwodouhuijinlimanzuni……」

「womeiyoudangguobierenhouma,zaihenduofangmianzuodekenengdoubuhuihenhao,suoyiwoxiwangniyoushenmeyijianjiuzhijietichulai,wohuizailihunqianjinlizuohaoyigehoumade。」

【**!peiningjuranyaolihun!?tazhiqiantianxiaomingqintianleneimejiujuranyaolihun?!】

【zuoxiubei,huyixiaxiaohaier,takendingbuhuilihunde。】

【来打赌来打赌!】

【buxin,zheijielianainao,yaolihunkendingshixiaozongtide。】

【+1,woyezheimejuede。】

【buguoxiaozongzhendehaoshuaiaaaaa!】

【guaibudepeininghuisipilailianbusashouni。】

……

womeixinsiguanshuadefeikuaidedanmu,zhishikanzhexiaoyiminqingqingditanlekouqi。

zheihaizihencongming,congxiaojirenlixiadejinglirangtaduibierendeqingxuganzhihenqiang。

shuobailejiushixiaohaizihenqingchusheiduitahaosheiduitahuai。

xiangdaozheili,woqingkeleyisheng,deque,juexingzhiqiandewodequexiwangtongguoxiaoyiminlaidedaoxiaomingqindexin。

xianzaixiangxiang,wozhensha,zhende。

goushinanrenjuranjiyuwojiajiachan,zhendeshi……yiwenbuzhi!

xiaojiahuohongzheerduo,youpadaolewodehuaili。

wowunai,baozhuleta,sheirangtahaishigexiaobaobaoni?

zheihaizishizhenkelian,qishitabingbushinanzhudeqinshengerzi,zhishitahaoyoudeyigu,nanzhubujinbuaita,haibuhuibiaoda,suoyizheixiaozicongxiaoqueai,genbenbubuzhidaogairuhezhengquedibiaodazijidexuqiu。

erqietaxianzaicunzaidezhuyaorenwujiushibawoganzou,jinvzhunuoweizhi。

yixiangdaonvzhu,womengdixiangdaoleshenzhaoqingneizhanghongmeiguiyibanmilidelian,ranhouwojiubuyouzizhudeyanleyankoushui。

qishiba……shenzhaoqingrenbucuo,duisheidouhenhao,jiusuanwozhiqiantiaoxintayemeiyoushengqi,meicijianwodoushixiaomimide。

wuwuwuwuwozhengaisia!

erqiezheixiaozizaishulizhendeshihuaizhong,weileduzhanshenzhaoqingdezheifenguanai,tashenzhizuochulezaishenzhaoqinghuaiyunshihaitaliuchandejudong。

congci,tachedibeixiao,shenerrenyanqi,songdaoleguowai。

wotanlekouqi,juedingzailihunqianzuoyijianhaoshi。

「xingle,」wodiandiantadenaodai,「zanliangshuoqingchulejiuxingle,laichifanba,buguonidaihuierxiwan!」

beichuochuanmianjuxiaoyimincikebuzaizhangyawuzhua,tazhanzaiyuandi,zhizhesuiliedecanzhadao:「duibuqi,wobugailuanfapiqi,keshizheige,wohaimeishoushihao。」

woxiaoxiao:「wolai,buguonidaihuieryaoxiwan!」

xieyunhelinglingshunshibaxiaoyiminladaolecanzhuoshang,zheigebieniudexiaojiahuohongzheerduo,yanjingyizhabuzhadekanzhewoshoushicanju。

【zenmeganjuepeiningyoudianwenrou?shicuojuema?】

【wuwuwuwuwuwupeiningqingxuhaowendinga,xiaominzuocuoshiyemeiyouzhijiedama,ershijiangdaolihaoxianmua……】

【shuoshihua,ganjuepeininghaoxiangbaba,yunyunhaoxiangwenroumamaaaaaaa!haowenxindeyijiasikousihasihasihasiha~】

【cp粉滚啊!】

【peiningzhenhuixi,hehe……】

【fanbufanqingzheimeduoshuijun,wuyu】

danmulilangyansiqi,womendecanzhuoquewenxindebuxing。

linglingshigeshuangshangdouhengaodexiaoguniang,youtadaidongzhe,xiaoyiminzhenggerendouhuopolebushao。

turan,yifengxinsongdaolewomendemianqian。

linglinghexiaoyimincoudaoyiqi,dashengdelangdu:「chuntiandaole,wanwufusu,zheishihaiziyudaziranqinjindehaojihui,qinggeweimamadaizhezijidebaobaolaiyichangshuozoujiuzoudeyechuiba!」

linglingxiaoleyixia,zhuailezhuaixiaoyimindeyijiao,「gege,houmiannilaiduhaobuhao?」

xiaoyatoushengyinruannuo,qiuputaosideyanjingyizhayizha,xiaoyiminerduojiuzheimeyouhongle。

「ng!」tadiantou,jiezhedu:「qingzaixiawuliudianqiandaodamudedi,zuixiandaodadejiatinghuidedaozuifenghoudejiangli。」

我:「好耶!」

xiaoyiminyoudianjieba:「dengdeng,nv……ma……wo……」

wochaotayixiao:「jiaoyiyi~」

「yi…yiyi,」tadeshetoubutingdajie:「liangdianbandeshihouyaoqucunkou**,yaozuoyigexiaoyouxilaiyingjiaotonggongju。」

wolazhexieyundeshouyaohuangzhe,jidongdao:「haoye!juranhaiyoujiaotonggongju!」