第3章 搞错了人,喝酒误事

peirancongdiantichulai,jiujiedaolezhouchendedianhua。

“peiran,nizongsuankaijile。”zhouchenmingxiansonglekouqi。

peirangouchunyixiao,yeyudao:“xiangtongle,xianggenwoyiqiqujiudiankaifangle?”

“peiran,ni,nirenzhende?”zhouchendeshengyindouchongchizheganga,peiranyidingshibeiguaoyangbifengle,caihuiyouzheiyangdeniantou。

peiranfanwen:“woxiangshikaiwanxiaoma?”

“a?”zhouchenbeitaheyitiao。

peirandanshengdao:“buguoxianzaibuxuyaole,wobuxihuanmeidanqidenanren。”

“sheimeidanqile?”zhouchenganjuezijixiangshibeiwurule,danyoumeizhengju。

“nimeiyoudanqi!”peiranzhijiezhichu:“danzhujueduan,yongyoumoulvzhizhi,dangdanqikuixushi,jueduanhemoulvdegongnengbianhuishoudaoyingxiang,daozhizangfugongnengshidiao,danqixuruo,wufaweichizhengchangdeshengligongneng,suoyigongnengyebuxing,huanyanzhi,nibuxing。”

nagenanrendoubunengjieshouzijibeishuo“buxing”,zheiguanhunanrendezunyan。

“peiran,nibieluanshuo,wohaiyaoquxifuni。”

peiranpuchixiaole。“haohaoqunidexifuba,gualea!”

“xianbieguadianhua!”zhouchenxiayishidikanleyiyanzuozaizijiduimianheileliandeguaoyang,“aoyangzhaoniyitianle,yizhilianxibushangni。”

“neishitadeshiqing,yuwohegan?”peiranlengxiao。

“nimenhaohaoliaoliao,yaobuwuhuiyuelaiyueshen。”zhouchenshizhejianyi。

“meiyouwuhui。”peiranweiweiyixiao,huranhuafengyizhuan:“zhouchen,wojiuxihuannizheireqingdeyangzi,haohaoliandan,yihouyueniha!guale。”

电话就这样挂了。

peirandangranshiguyide,tahenqingchu,zhouchendazheigedianhua,shuohuazheiyangzhizhiwuwu,pangbianbiranyouguaoyang。

yiqiandepeiran,yizhinaixindengguaoyang。

jieguosannianwuxinghunyin,beixiurudaorucidibu,haibeidailvmaozi,tayijuanle。

zaiyebuhuizaineiyangderenshenshanglangfeishijianle。

zhouchenkankanguaduandeshouji,zaikankanguaoyang,henshiganga。“neige,wojuedepeiranshizhidaonizaipangbiande,suoyiguyizheiyangexinni。”

laixuhegengqiumingmeirenzhudougenzhexiaolechulai。

“he!yuelaogongdepengyoukaifang,zhenxing!”

“woyiqianzenmebuzhidaopeiranzheimeyouqu?”

guaoyangliansechouchoude,henbunaifan。

zhouchendao:“tabenlaijiuhenyouqu,zhishinimenbulejieta。”

gengqiumingzhilezhifangzaizhuoshangdelihunlvshihan:“shuozhengshiba,zheihun,shiyaolihaishibuli?”

guaoyangjintianzhongwujiedaolepeiranranglvshisonglaidelihunlvshihan。

zaitakanlai,zheibuguoshipeirandeshouduaneryi。

“tazuozheixie,jiushiweileyinqiwodezhuyi。”

zhouchenchixiaoyisheng:“nihaishibugoulejiepeiran,tayiqianjiuhensa,gennizaiyiqidezheijiniancaibuxiangtaziji,nipingshenmeyiweitajiushiweileyinqinidezhuyi?”

“pingtasuanjiwo,genwojiehun,tabuhuishedegenwolihunde!”guaoyanghaishineiyangdezixin。“bijingtaxihuanwoneimeduonianle。”

zhidaotaxihuanleduonianhaizheiyang,jianzhimeijiule。

zhouchendanshengdao:“houbanyele,sanchangba,wohuiqushuijuele。”

laixuquanleju:“aoyang,wokannihaishiquhongyixiaba,wanyibaofunizhaolebiedenanren,niyihouduomeimianzi?”

gengqiumingyeshuo:“wokanpeiranbuxiangshishuozhewan,nibiedayile,renjiadonglelihunniantou,zheisannianniyouzonggenbiedenvrenluanlai,huannagenvrendourenbule?”

guaoyangyuanbendanmodeyanmoumodizhenlezhen。

“sanchangba!”guaoyangqishenzhanqilai,nalelihunlvshihanlikai。

jigerenkankantadebeiying,xianghushilegeyanse,yegenzhezouchubaofang。

chubaofang,zailouxiadengche。

zhouchendao:“e,duile,huotingxichuanglidesanshuijiumuyijingchengweishangyeqiaochu,xianzailianzanmenzheierzuilihaideyedianyebeitashourunangzhong,womenkanshangdeneikuaidi,tingshuohuotingxiyekanshangle。”

“sanshuijiumu?”laixudaoxileyikouqi:“yejieqiaochua,qixiadepinpaihangaishangyejinrong,wenhuayingshi,dichanyaoye,canyinlvyoudengdengduogechanye,huotingxigengshijingquandalao。”

“huotingxizheigemingzi,yanranyijingchengweipinpai,womenyinggaizhuajinshijianzhaoyutahezuodejihui。”gengqiumingtixingdikaikou:“bunengcuoguozheigejihui。”

guaoyangyizhitingtamenshuo,meixinjincu。

linzoushihou,gengqiuminghaiquanta:“niganjinchulihaonihepeirandeshiqing。”

guaoyanghuidaochelijipeirandalegedianhua,caifaxianzijibeipeiranjilaheile。

talenglehaoyihui,caiquchehuiletagenpeirandejia。

tajuede,peiranyidingzaizheili,laheileta,jiushidengzhetahuiqude。

jieguodaolejia,ayigaosuta,furenmeiyouhuilaiguo。

guaoyangshunjianganjuebutaihaole。

peirantazheicilaizhendema?

zheishidiyici,guaoyangyinweipeiranershimian。

早晨九点半。

peiranhaizaishushuizhong,beimenlingshengchaoxing,taqilaizhunbeikaimen,jiukandaoleguaoyangzaimenwai,yiliandelengchen。

peiranlandedalita,dangmeitingjian,huiqujixushuijue。

menlingshengchixuleyihui,zhongyumeile。

peiranbeichaodemeileshuiyi,qichuangxishu,dabandemeimeide,dadianhuajilunan。“qinaide,xinglema?”

“xingle,ranran,nihaihaoma?”

“haodebudele,nizuotianbangwozhaodedidibucuo。”

lunan:“a?womeiyoujinizhaoa,wohaimeiyoujihuishizhanni,jiubeiwogekandaole,tabawononghuijiale。”

“neiwozenmehuishi?”peiranxinligedengyixiazi。“neigeshuaigebushinibangwozhaodea?”

“womeizhaodaoni,dabaitianrenjiabugongzuoa。”lunanyeshicuoebuyi,xindouyaohechulaile。“ranran,nibiehewoya。”

peirannaliyouxinqinghelunana,“nannan,nizhenshiwodezhuduiyou,bawodiuneili,nigennigehuiquleya?”

“bushia,wogebanianpaijitapengyoule,tazijikangbulezanliang。”lunanjieshidao:“zaishuole,zanshashihouyebunengzuosangliangxindeshia!”

peiranyukuwulei:“hejiuwushi,guorana。”

“ranran,daodizenmehuishia?”lunanhenshikuijiu。“nizhendegenyigeniulangneishenmele?”

“meishi,yebusuankui。”peiranhenkuaidiaozhengleqingxu:“zhishaozhangdehenzheng。”

“zhendea?”lunanjingediwendao。

peiranrouzhefatengdemeixin,“zhende。”

“a?zhenfashenglewoxiangneishile?”lunanhaibuganxiangxin。

“ang!”peiranjiongpodihuida:“niganjinbangwowenyixianige,tapengyoushishei?”

看来是搞错了。

jionga,diyiciguzuyongqizhaoyenanren,hainengchuchazi。

wufenzhonghou,lunanhuikuilexiaoxi:“wogeshuotapengyoushitanchen,nibuhuishigentanchengaodeba?”

peiranyemengle,tazenmebujidetanchenshishei?

“meiyou,bushitanchen。”

lunancuoe:“neishishei?”

“郁熙。”

“meitingguoa!”lunanhenfeijie。

peirandao:“jianmianshuo!”