第3章  喝酒

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jiangtianzhengmianwubiaoqingdiwenwo:“youjiazhaobu?”

我点了点头。

“jiazhaoshimailaidebu?”

我摇了摇头。

“chacheyoumenfendeqingbu?”

我半摇半点头。

“xingkuizheishizaitingchechang,yaoshizailushang,barenzhuanglezenmeban?nidejinqudunyibeizi!”

我低着头没说话。

“yihoumeitianyanchiyixiaoshixiaban!”

“啊?”

“worangrenjiaonikaiche,youshijiandehua,wohuizijijiaoni。”

“哦!”

“头撞得疼不?”

“还好。”

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woqu,zheichiguoguodexingbieqishia!

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