第一章 是他不行

“xiner,nidasuanshenmeshihouheneinvrentanpaia?fengfengduzideduziyitiantianqilaile,nikeyaozhuajinzhedianya!”

“ma,nifangxin,jiushizheijitianle。”

“neijiuhao,jirantasuyouranbuxianghenishenghaizi,neijiuquzhaobierenshenggequ。dangchutaqiaobushangni,tayebusapaoniaozhaozhaojingzi,yigehebierensihunshengleyezhongdenvren,youyousheinengkandeshang……”

“wozhidao,dengtaqulinglechaiqiankuan,zancuanduotabazheifangzimaile,wozairangtamaigedadiandefangzizuoxinfang,zheiyangneifanzhengjiushiwomendehunhougongtongcaichan,daoshihouzuoyizuoshoujiao,tigongtahenanrensihundezhaopian,fayuanjiuhuizhanzaiwozheibian,hunneichugui,tajiuzhinengjingshenchuhu……”

xiawuwudianban,suyouranjieleerzikeke,gangdakaidamen,jiutingdaopopolincuihelaogonglinxindeduihua,tashouzhongdeyaochidouledou,luozaidishang,fachuqingcuiyishengxiang。

tabuzhidao,kanqilaihanhoulaoshidelinxin,jingranyouzheimeshendexinji。

kandaotahuilai,lincuiliansebianlebian,yifugaogaozaishangdeyangzi:“jintianzenmehuilaizheimewan,niyouqunaliguihunle?yaoshibuxiangdaizaizheigejia,nijiudaizhezheigeyezhongyiqigun!pei,shengbuchuhaizidemuji!”

jintian,erzikekedeyoueryuanyouhuodong,biwangchangfangxueyaowanbangexiaoshi。mingmingyoufaxiaoxijilinxin,kezailincuidekouli,tajingchenglechuquguihun。

zheiyangderizi,yijingchixulesannianyouyu。

dangchu,tashishenyumoshengren,gushenyirendaizhekekeshenghuo,shilinxinririqugongsixianyinqin,sipilailiandeqiutaxiajia,shuoyaodaikekehao,tacaiyiwufangudedayingle。

shenbiandeguimicengjingquanguota,biekanlinxinyilianhanhoulaoshideyangzi,qishitaxinsitebiezhong,yaojinshenduidaizheiduanhunyin,kexitameiting,yixinzhixiangyougejia,zheicailuogerucixiachang。

yuanlai,linxinsuozuodeyiqie,jingshiweiletaneitaofangzidechaiqiankuan。

yixiangdaotaweilezheigejiarenlaorenyuan,weilenengrangpopozhengyanziji,shoulianlepiqi,fuchuleneimeduodongxi,ketamenmuzi,jingshizheimebuzhizuderen。

xiangdaozheili,taxinzhongboliang。

“yaowozoukeyi,neiqianhezheifangzi,wohuiyiqidaizou!”suyouranlengxiaoyisheng,guaibudelinxinzuijinyizhicuizhetaquchaiqianban,rangtalingleneiqianquhuangexinfangzi,yuanlaishixiangyongtadeqianzuogeyuanyangwo,zhenshikexiao!

tingdaozheihua,lincuidelianseyizhi,chongguolaijiushiyibazhang:“pingshenme,nizheinvrenbuzhijiandian,haixiangyaofangziheqian?”

tadaizheerzifendoulezheimeduonian,doumeizaizheichengshilizhanwenjiaogen,daozuihouhaishikaozheigebutaoxideerxifu,caiyongyoulezijidefangzi。suiranfangzishangxiedeshierxidemingzi,danhaodaiyeshigejiaya!buchangkuanyibaibashiwan,yebushixiaoshumu。yaoshiquanjilezheierxi,xiangxiangjiuroutong!

buxing,yidingyaobaqianhefangzinadaoshou!

“pingshenme?jiupingneichaiqianfangshiwohunqiandefangzi,jiupingnizhudefangzi,shiwofudeshoufu,wohaidedaikuan!haiyounikaideche,shiwohunqiandedaibuche!”suyouranshuowan,ganjuexiongkoudeyiguyuqisankai,sannianduolaiderenrufuzhong,zaizheigejialishoudeyapo,haiyoukeaidekeke,douhuazuodongli,zhichengzhetajianqiangdezouxiaqu!

takanleyiyanshenpangdekeke,yigewusuihaizi,yuanbitonglingrenyaochengshudeduo!

zheisannianlai,kekebushimeiwenguota,weishenmebiedexiaohaidouyoubabatengnainaipei,erta,zhiyouwujindebaiyan。

taquezhinenggaosukeke,babahenainaixinkule,meibanfapeita!

“mama,nifangxin,wohuipeinide!”xiaoxiaodekekemuguangzhongtouzheyisijianding,tahaobushiruodekanxianglincuimuzi,naishengnaiqidekaikou:“jiunimenzheiyangdeqinren,mamahewobuyaoyeba!”

“ni……nigan!”lincuiqidehunshenfadou。

“zenmebugan?erqiewoshouliyounierzidechuguizhengju,ruguowocaidemeicuodehua,nierziwaimiandenvren,haiziyijingwugeduoyueleba!”kandaolincuidefanying,suyouranzheicaifaxian,baofubierendezuihaofangshi,jiushiyiyahaiya。

tadandandexiaolexiao,qingshengdao:“zhiyuwoshengbuchuhaizima,ninandaobuzhidao,neishinierzineifangmianbuxing?”

“suyouran,nishenmeyisi!”lincuinumuyuanzheng,zuichunzhandou。

“ninandaobuzhidao?dangchunierziquwodeshihou,shuozijibuxing,ganghaokekeshierzi,dengtazhangdaxiejiugailenimenlinjiadexing,nibaijiangesunzi,budekaixinsi!nibuxina,wohaiyouluyine!”suyouranxiaolexiao,zuoshiyaonaluyinbi,muguangqueyixiangpangbianjiuweishuohuadelinxin。

tazhidao,chuodaolinxinderuanlei,tabuhuijixugeanguanhuo。

他那方面确实不行!

buguobushiqiuhundeshihoushuode,ershixinhundeneitian!

tahaijidedahunneiye,tamenzuozaixinfangdechuangshang,dayandengxiaoyan,yiyewumian。

suoyi,dangtayizaocongguimineidezhi,linxinwaimiandexiaosanyoulehaizishi,bingmeiyoutaiguojingya。zhixiangzhe,huoxushitazaiwaimianmeiliushen,beixiaosanpianleyebuyiding!

sheicengxiang,tayaoyinzhezheigeyoutou,hepopohangxieyiqi,rangtajingshenchuhu!

jiranjilianbuyaolianjiuwuxuzaiji!

congjintiankaishi,tabuzaishineigerenyoulinjiamuziqifuderouruoxifu,shitadedongxi,tayidinghuizhengqu!

“ma,nibuyaotingtahushuo!”xujiumeishuohuadelinxin,lianseyouxieshabai。takuaibuchongdaosuyouranshenbian,yibajiangtatuidaozaidishang,nushengdao:“jiannvren,nizuihaobuyaotaiguofen!”

“he,woyoumeiyouhushuonixinliqingchu!”suyouranlengxiaoyisheng,zigu**lepaishenshangdehuichen,huanhuandao:“buguolinxin,youyidianwoyaotixingni,ruguonizaiduiwodongshoujiao,daoshihouzaifayuan,wokannizenmeshouchang!”

linxinshanshandeshouhuishou,buzhisuocuodekanzhelincui,liangrenduishiyiyan,doumeizaishuohua。

suyouranyelandeguantamen,qianzhekekehuidaolezijidefangjian。gangguanshangmen,jiutingdaowaimianchuanlaizhengzhideshengyin。

fangcaisuoyoudejianqiang,quandoubianchengwuyou,yanjiaodeleishuiqingxieerxia。

yipangdekekechelezhijin,bianxiaoxindetitacashi,biananweidao:“mamabuku,youkekepeizheni!”