“pu——”qiaobeidunshilele。
ketahaimeiledaoyimiao，baozhutangshiyaoshendenvrenhuranzhenggerenyizhandong，“ou——”
qiaobeiandaobuhao，tangshiyeshiyishidaoleshenme，meitouzhoudezuyiningsiyizhicangying，zhengyaojiangnvrentuichuqu。
yitanwuhuiyixishutuzailenanrenbaisechenshanyuzhangkudejiaojiechu，bansuizheyizhenrangrennanyirenshoudeechouwei。
唐时：“……”
qiaobei：“……oumaiga！”
“呕——咳咳！”
yeyixinshizainanshoudejin，benlaiweilijiuhefanshendaohaiyiyang，youzheimezhongzhongyidie，tabanfenzhongdourennaibule，yigunaojiangwanshanghejinqudejiushuiyoutulechulai！
乔北吓炸了！
tashenzhiyouxiebuganzhishitangshi，buyongxiangtayezhidaotamenjiazheigeshouzhejiecaole28niandetangjiadashaoye，lianshangdebiaoqinggaishiduomedejingcai！
“好舒服……”
tuwanledeyeyixin，fachuyishengyingning，jingbaozhetangshidekutui，jiuzheimechenchendehunshuilequ。
“……bu，shi，ba！”gaibuhuijiuzheimeshuizheleba？
qiaobeimudengkoudai，fachuyishenggankaihoutaxunsudedunxiashen，paidazheyeyixindelianjia，“wei，nixingxing，kuaixingxing！”
nvrenyagenjiubudalita。
“zen……zenmeban……shige，tatahaoxiangshuiguoqule……”
tazhanqilai，zhengqiusidexunwentangshi，jieguoneinanwendewuhuiweidaoyixiazirangtaniezhulebizi。
zaiyikanshencedenanren，qizhangdeshenzijiangyingzhuleyiyang，qingyalengjundemianrongxiangshibeibingkuaijidongzhule。
“shige……ni……nihaihaoba……”
“闭嘴。”
zhongyu，congnanrendechifenglijichulezheimelianggezi。
huolezheimeda，zhengzheng28nian，tangshidoushiwairenyanzhongpianpianruyudegongzige，huolengao，huojingui，huojinyu，zheishitouyici，jingranrucidelangbei！
erzheigeshizuoyongzhe，jingrankeyizheimexinanlidedebaozhetadetui，shuizhele！
zenyige‘kee’erzikeyixingrong！
“shige，yaobujiubataliaozheierba？dengyixiayourenkandao，kendinghuibatadaizoude！”qiaobeimeitouyitiao，ganjinjichugezhuyi。
danshitangshizhileliangmiaohou，jingzidewanyaojiangnvrendahengbaoqi，guaiwanyanzheditanzouxianglangdaolingyice，shoubeihaibuganshoujin，neiyigugudeweidaorangtayigejiepizhenghuanzhezhendeshinanyirenshou！
zhishirangtalingchenbanyejiangyigehezuidenvrensuibiandiuzailoudaoli，tahaizhenzuobudao。
erjimiaoguohou，di7cengdediantimenyouyicidedakai，yixihongsewanlifudenvrenwanzhehanjinyandeshoubeicongdiantilichulai。
hanjinyandelianselengdehejielebingside，nvrenquandao，“jinyan，niyebuyaotaisangqi，wanlingzheicihuranshikoufourenyushengtangdehezuo，shenzhixuanbuhetongzuofei，zhongjiankendingyoumaoni，woyidinghuijinkuaichaqingchuzheijianshideshimode。”
“hewanlingdehezuo，guanxidaowoshifoukeyinadaoshengtangdeganguyijigangubili，ketamenquehaowuzhengzhaodedanfangmianhuiyue，zheicairangwozheimedeshengqi。”
nanrenxizhuangshanghaicanliuzhegangcaizasuidejiubeizhongdewuzi。
tameitoujinzhou，quehaishiyouxieqianyideduinvrenshuo，“duibuqi，wogangcaishitaile，hedaonileba？”
“shia，shihedaole。”nvrenjiaoxiubaitai，“neinijinwanbuchangjiwo……”
errenrujiaosiqi，niyiyanwoyiyude，xiangzhezoulangdelingyicezouqu。
……
tangshijiaobutingzai0708haofangmenkou，huailidenvrenkansirouruowugu，fenliangquehenshizai。
“fangkazaiwodouli，ninayixia。”kuzishangneinianrudeganjue，zhenshikuairangtafengle。
qiaobeizheicaifanyingguolaizheijuhuashiduitashuode，taganmangcongtangshidekudoulinachufangka，shoumangjiaoluandedakaitaofangdemen。
tangshiyongjiaojiangmendingkai，ranhoubianxiangshidiulajiside，jiangnvrenrengzailerouruandeditanshang。
“shige，nininini……nijinwanbuhuiyaoheta……tatashuiyiqiba？”qiaobeizuochuyigekuazhangdebiaoqing。