第6章 装病的七皇叔

zheibingzhengyutaiyisuoshuoyiyang,shixiefengruti,yinweitaihounianlingpiandahuifuhuanmanjiuzhibuyuerzuizhongzhisi。

keyuzhiyanqingchudekandaotaihouniangniangtineisihuyouxieheisewuqilongzhaowuzhangliufu。

zhaodaozhenzhengdebingyinhou,yuzhiyancaifangkaitaihouniangniangdeshoudao:“zhiyankaiyiyaofang,taihouniangniangzhixuchishangqiribiankequanyu。”

zheijuhuarangzhongrenyijing,huangshangdao:“nishuodekedangzhen。”

yuzhiyandiantou:“buganyoubanjuhuangyan。”

liuyuanshouganjindao:“nikechachutaihouhebing?”

yuzhiyandao:“fengduruti。”

neiliuyuanshouwen:“fengdubujiushixiefeng。”

yuzhiyanyaotou:“fengduyuxiefengbingbutong,fengdushizaixiefengrutihouchanshengdefengdu,ruciputongdeshangfengyaojigenbenwuyong。”

liuyuanshoulikegongshou,cikekanxiangyuzhiyangengjiagongjing。

yuzhiyannaqibimokaichuyaofang,liuyuanshoulikenaqilaiyikan,dunshiyanqianyiliang。

“miao,miaoji,zhiqianwozenmejiumeiyouxiangdaozheimejuemiaodeyaofanga?”

qitajiweitaiyitingwan,yedoufenfenshangqian,yishuangshuangyanjingdouchouzheneiyaofang。

shenmejiaozuotihuguanding,neimecikejiushimingxiandexiezhao。

congjiweitaiyijidongdeyanshenzhongbiankeyikanchu,yuzhiyandeyaofangyouyong。

huangshangxianzaiyibianjidebuxing,pianpianzheiquntaiyixiaolaotouchenjiziwozhizhong,genbenmeiyourenzhuyidaota。

tabudebuchushengxunwen:“yaofangkexing?”

liuyuanshouzheicaifanyingguolai,likeguixiadao:“qibinghuangshang,ciyaofangkaidejuemiao,keyilikerangrenquzhua。”

huangshangbaibaishou:“neihailengzheganma,haibukuaiqu。”

liuyuanshouyouxiexingfen,cikeyegubushangjiazi,qinzinazheyaofangquzhuayao。

waimianzhongrentingdaotaihoubeisihuangzifeijiuxingdexiaoxi,yigegedoujingdekuaidiaolexiaba。

yifeizhoumeidao:“yigexiangxialaideyatoujingyouzheibenshi?”

gongchengyuneiduihaokandejianmeicikeyijingzhouchengleyigechuanzi,yuzhiyanhuiyishutajingransihaobuzhi?

zheihui,taijianchuanhuadao:“huangshangyouzhi,qingzhuweiwanggongguichendouxianhuiqu,taihoushentixuruobufangbianbeidarao。”

zhongrendaizhehaoqizhinenglikai,gongchengyuxiangyaojinqu,taijianheiheiyixiaotaohaodao:“sihuangzifangxin,sihuangzifeizaigonglihuibeihaoshengzhaogu,ninzhiguanhuiqubianshi。”

sihuangzinalishidengyuzhiyan,tazhishixiangjinqukankanzhenjia,bijingtadaoxianzaidoubuganxiangxin。

kezhongrendouzoule,tayezhinenglikai。

taihouniangniangchileyuzhiyankaidetangyao,cikeyijingshuizhe。

waidiannei,yuzhiyanzhongkexiuxishi,jiucongqihuangshudehuailijieguohaizi。

buzhiweihe,zhongrenkeganjuedao,qihuangshujingranbutaoyanzheinvrengenhaizidechupeng。

neishijiedaohuangshangdeyanshen,ganjinguolaidao:“qihuangshukemuyugengyi。”

neishideyijuhuarangyuzhiyanshunjianjiangying,tazenmewangle,qihuangshusuishizhanshengengshichirenhexuedeshashen。

fanshidezuitahuozhechupengdaotaderen,doubeiqihuangshujinongsile。

tian,tagenhaizizheishicongguimenguanlizouyiquanme?

jiuzaitajixiedezhuanshen,shengpaqihuangshunongsitamenmuzishi,nanzidaizhebingtaiquecixinghaotingdeshengyinxiangqi:“buyong。”

yuzhiyanzheicairushizhongfu,zuozaijiaoluolijingjingdengdai,zhiyaotaihoubingyutajiunenggaozhuang。

huangshangjingyaqihuangshudetaidu,neiyezhishijingyayihui。

henkuai,kanxiangyuzhiyanjiuwendao:“laosixifu,nizendongyishu?”

yuzhiyanbunengshuoqianshideshi,yushijiuhuangchengdao:“zaixiangxiagenshifuxuede。”

“xiangxiashifu?”huangshanghuyi:“xiangxiayourucigaoyishuzhiren?”

liuyuanshoubiezaixinlihenjiuyizhixiangwen,yushidao:“sihuangzifei,buzhininshifushihexurenye?”

yuzhiyanxiangqiqianshiyudaoshifudechangjing,jiushuodao:“shifuwumingwuxing,zhizaiyelihuichuxianjiaowoyishu,tianliangshifenjiuhuilikai。”

liuyuanshouzhuiwen:“neinindeshifushenmemoyang?”

yuzhiyanzheicaichengshidao:“shifuhefatongyan,shuotajuzhujiuyangshandingzhishang。”

zhongrenshunjianlingwu,nengzhuzaijiuyangshandingzhishangderen,zhiyoubulaoyixian。

jiashangsihuangfeideyishu,haiyoutasuomiaoshudetezhengdouduishangle。

huangshanglikebiandejidongqilai,ruguonenggougenbulaoyixianneilidedaobulaoshenyaoyannianyishouzuizuizhihao。

yushixiaodao:“laosixifu,nikehaijianguonishifu?”

yuzhiyanzhidaodaodajiuyangshandingdeweiyichulu,zheishishangnenggouzhaodaobulaoyixianderenkongpayezhiyoutayiren。

huangshangdexinsiyuzhiyancaichudagai,tayaotoudao:“zicongshifushuoerxichushizhihou,jiuzaiweichuxianguo。”

huangshangyouxieshiluo,buguohaibusixindewendao:“nishifunandaomeiyoujiaonibulaozhishu?zhangshoumijue?”

yuzhiyandangranxueguo,buguoyaotoudao:“meiyou,shifucongweitiguo,ruguoshishangzhenyouzheiliangzhongyishuerxiyouzenyuanfumushuailao。”

huangshangyiting,juedeshenshiyoudaoli。

takanleyiyanmianwubiaoqingyizhikaozuozaineilideqihuangshu,yanshenweishan。

kanxiangyuzhiyandao:“jirannishichengyixian,keyoubawozhihaogudeqidi?”

qianshiqihuangshusishicaiershiwusui,zhenkeweishiyingnianzaoshi。

tadao:“kefouzhenmai?”

qihuangshuzhijieshenchuzuoshou,shentirengranyonglandekaozainei。

tabaixijifudetouzhebingtai,wuguanlengjiaofenminglengjunyoudaizheaoqi。

shensuideyanmoukanguolaishi,wuxingzhongjirenyizhongyali,yuweixiandeganjue。

suibianyigedongzuo,douwuyibuzaizhangyangzhegaoguiyuyouya,jishichenmoguayandourangrenwufahushitadecunzai。

neishijiangganjingdejinpafangzaiqihuangshudeshouwanshang,yuzhiyandanshoubaozhehaizi,lingyizhishoubangqihuangshuzhenmai。

rucikaojin,zhijianqihuangshuzuijiaoweiweigouqi。

taxiayishifaxian,qihuangshudemaixiangshifenzhengchang,bingmeiyourenhebingzhengzhiyangzi。

tajingyadequkanqihuangshu,zhijianneigouqidechunjiaobuzhiheshiyijinghuifuzhengchang,cikejiurutonglengyingjunmeideliebaoyiban,dengdaizijidehuida。

yishijianyuzhiyanzhijuezijidehuxidougenzhejinzhanghuangluanjifen。

nandaoshizijizhencuole,tabishangyanjing,yongxinquganshouqihuangshudejingluomaibohaiyoushengmingli。

nongnongdebutongyansededuwuxiangshanghaiqihuangshudewuzangliufu,keyoubaisedeqitijiangneibutongyansededuwugejuezaifeifuzhiwai。

zheishidu,neidudeyanseshishoudu,erqieyoushangbaizhongshoudu,kezheibaizhongshoudubingmeiyoushanghaidaoqihuangshudeshenti,suoyidaozhiqihuangshuxianzaishijiankangdezhuangtai。

ruci,xianzaizhiyouyizhongshuofa,jiushiqihuangshuzaizhuangbing。