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wozhuanxueshibai,mamadetutechanmeiqizuoyong,babadiernianzhijiebeilierucaiyuanmingdan。

jinmahaizongzaicunweilijiduimama,niannianfunvzhurendeweizidoushiwoma,jinnianjinmayiju【haizidoujiaoyubuhao,laogongyeyaobeicaile,zijijiatingdouguanbuhao,haizuoshenmezhuren】。

妇女主任成了金妈。

suizhewoyedaoleliunianji,jianjiandongledianrenzhijianweimiaodeguanxi。

woxiangzhehexiaowansixiaguanxihaodian,huibuhuiyoujihuirangfumudeguanxiyousuohuanhe。

kexiaowanyagenbuliwo,tachenglequanxiaoyoumingde【tiancai】

liandaizhejinma,yechenglelaoshikouzhongde【tiancaizhimu】。

wohejinxiaowandeguanxiyuanle,fumuzhijiandeguanxiyeyuanle。

wocengtingdaoxiaowanherenyilunwo

“nishuotianni?tajiushigelinju,caibushiwopengyou。”

“womataoyantama,wobataoyantaba,wodangranyetaoyanta!tamentianjiajiushichuchumofangwomen。”

“tazheizhong,zhishiwopengyouquanlidexiaobing,kankantadeshenghuo,laijiwozhaodianlezi。”

wodiyicimingbai,tacongmeibawodangpengyou。

wohaitingdaoyigetiandademimi,jinbazhuiguowoma,jinmazhuiguowoba,tamenshuangshuangshibai,zuihouzuhezaileyiqi,tamenliangcongjiehekaishidemude,jiushichaoyuewojia,kezhiqianjiushichuchubeiwojiaya,xianzaibuzhidaozouleshenmegoushiyun。

tongyinian,cunligaigeyaofendi。

jinjiapotianhuangdiyaoyongzijiliangmuliangtian,laihuanwojiayimujiliwaidehuangdi。

“zhiyaonibadihewomenjiahuanle,nizaichangzilidegongzuo,woyidingjinibaozhu!”

“aiyo,womendoushilinju,yigeshengchanduide,taitoubujianditoujian,nayoushenmezhenduinizheizhongshuofa,shinitaiminganle!”

jinjiarenbiandetebieyoushan,neiliangtianxiaowandouhuizhudongyuezhewoyiqishangxue。

babajuedetamenbuanhaoxin,mamazexiangzhebaozhubabadefanwan。

sixiahejinjiaqianlehetong。

jinjiahaimeijijitianxiaolian,jiuyi【tounachangziwupin】weiyou,bawobasongjinlejuzi。

wobagezhongzizheng,zuizhongyiliyoubuchongfen,fanglechulai。

yeyinweiwobabeidiaochaguo,shangjirenweizheijiushiwudian。

我爸被开除了。

mamajuedezheishijinjiabudidao,quzhaojinjiataohuineikuaihuangdi!

jinjiajuranzaoyaomamamoxuyoudeguowang,haidemamazhijiebeicunweihuikaichu!

父母双双失业。

niandi,womenneikuaibeipianzoudehuangdibeizhengshoulegaihuochezhan,jinjiafaleyibihengcai。

zheishiqingzhuangzhuangjianjian,youyizhongqimiaodeqiaohe。

womenyijiarenzaiyiqifupan,jinnianlaidebianhua,jinjiazuodemeiyibusihudouzouzaiwomenbengaizoudelushang。

sihuyouyiguwuxingdeliliang,zuaiwomenqianxing。

“benlaiyaozuozhurendebaba,jieguojilegaozhongbiyedejinba。”

“benlaiyaobeizhengshoudehuangdi,jiushizaizhengshouqianjigeyuebeijinjiahuanle。”

“nizaiqiao,tajianeigejinxiaowan,zhiqianyedaitoudainaode,zenmeturanyixiachengnianjidiyile,zongganjuebuduijing。”

“haizizaizheierguodeyebushiziwei!zanmenyebeipaiji!yaoburanzanmenchuquba!”

“zaidengdengba,wonianjidalechuquyebuyidingyourenyao,zaishuolexianzaiyouletiandi,yenengwunong。”

babaluqixiuzi,zaitianjianzhongqileshucaidapeng。

jinjiachenglecunzilidiyigemaijiaochede。

金妈还是那个德行

“yo~xiaotiana,zhongdini!zhongdihaoa~yihouyenengrangninijicheng。”

womaqidehenbudeshangqujitashanerguang。

chelidejinxiaowanlengbudinglaiyiju

“jinnianzhongdi,yeyaopei,mashangyaoyouhongzaile。”

那年秋分,暴雨。

yushuichuanguoyupeng,daizoulebabayiniandexinlao,chucizhiwaihenduolaibujishouchengdemaizi,yechengleyidihuangliang。

yinianlaimeileshoucheng,babazhinengsichujieqian,dongshanzaiqi。