怎么回事？
jiangyukexinliyouyizhongbuxiangdeyugan。
yiqiankandianshi，fanrenzaiwushisankebeikantou，zaiguizishoujuzhedaotaiqishoudeshihou，zonghuiyouyigerenqizheyipimacongyuanfangbenchierlai，koulidahanyisheng：“qieman！”
ranhounachuyigehuangdideyuzhao，shuozheigebuyongsile。
buhuiba，buhuiba，zheizhonghuaishibuhuiluozaiwotoushangleba？
jiangyukehuiguzijichuanyueguolaideshinian，shiniana，nizhidaozheishinianwoshizenmeguodema！buhuizhendegongkuiyikuiba！
sharendeneijianshishitaqinkouchengrende，lushangmeiyoujiankong，youchongzuderenzhengzhikong，yinggaibuhuichushenmewentia！
renqunyekaishisaodongqilai，fenfenyilunzhedaodifashengleshenmeshi。
houtaideneigemoshengdeshengyinjixushuodao：“zuixinjishu'jiyitiquqi'zuotianwanshangganggangwenshi。zhengfujuedingbajiangyukezuoweizheixiangjishudeshiyanti，xianchangtiqutadejiyijinxingguankan，zaizhixingsixing。”
renqundeyilunshenggengdale。
“jiyitiquqi？nitingguoma？”shouxiguanzhongxishangdeyingdifuyanxiuduishenpangdeyuanchengzuidashangshigongsizongcailijinmingshuodao。
“tingshuoguo，zheizhongdongxikeyitiqurendejiyi，toufangdaopingmushang，jiuxiangkandianyingyiyangbofangchulai。”lijinminghuidadao。
“zheigehaoa，benlaihaiyiweijiangyukesibuleleni，yuanlaishiyaobatadejiyigongzhiyuzhong！”fuyanxiuhenhendao：“tajingranyaoshachuyi，zenmechengzhitadoubuweiguo！”
lijinmingmeiyoujiehua。buguotaxinzhongdexiangfahefuyanxiushiyiyangde。jiangchuyichayidianbeijiangyukeshadiao，xianzaihaizaidaoshangliaoyushenxin，gandongtalijinmingdenvren，jueduixiachangyuecanyuehao！
“buxing！nimenbunengzheimezuo！”jiangyukezhanqishenzi，caozheluoliyindashenghandao，“nimenzheimezuoshizaiqinfanwodeyinsi！”
yidantadejiyibeipuguang，tahaizenmedachengrenwujiejule？haizenmezhongpanqinli？haizenmewanrentuoqi？haizenmebeizhixingsixingle？tazheishiniandehuo，qibushibaiganle！
tade100yi，qibushiyaodashuipiaole！
“jiangyuke**，zheishinizuotianqinziqianshudeshentijuanxianwenxian，wutiaojianjiangzijideshentijuanjiguojia，yongyukeyanheyiliaoshiye，nikeyikanyixia。”nvjingchanazheyigewenjianlaidaotamianqian。
jiangyukejieguowenjian，mianrusihui。
zheiqueshishitazuotianqianshude。zhishitaqiandeshihou，haiyiweishijuanxianyitini，yinweikuaisile，yemeizixikan，zhixiangzhelinzouzhiqian，zaijizheigezijidaileshiniandeguojiazuodiangongxianba，bijingtazaixianshishijieyeshiyigehenyouaiguoqinghuaideren。
jieguozheishangmiangenbenjiumeiqiangdiaoshiyiti，zhishuojuanxianshenti！
“buxing，wohouhuile，wobuxiangjuanxianle！”jiangyukenazhewenjiandeshuangshouweiweizhandou。
“bushinishuohouhuijiunenghouhuide。nikanxieyidezuihouyijuhuaxiedehenqingchu，benxieyiqianshuzhihoujikeshengxiao，budefanhui。”
jiangyukeyanlichedimeileshengji。zijidejiyizaicipuguangzaiguangtianhuarizhixia，tadesixingshiquanwangzhibode，yejiushishuotadejiyiyehuiquanwangzhibo。
shiqingdaolezheiyibu，juranhuigongkuiyikui？tayishanerguozishadexiangfa，keshihenkuaibeizijifoujuele，yinweixitongzhiqianshuoguozishashuyurenwushibai，zishahoubuhuihuidaoxianshishijie，jiuzhendesile。
“xitong，xitong？”jiangyukezaixinlijiaojidihuhuanzhexitong。
chenmobanshang，xitongshuxideshengyinxiangqi：“niqwoyemeiyong，woyebuzhidaogaizenmeban。”
这下真的没办法了。
shouxiguanzhongtaishangdejigerenkanzhejiangyukedairuomujideyangzi，fenfenlengxiao。
“xiangbudaotayeyougandaoxiuchideshihou，wohaiyiweitameiyouxinni。”huajialuyanchenglengxiaozheshuo。
“xiabeizizhuyidianba，bieganzheimeduoquedeshile。”jiangyukedegegejiangyaopiezhezuidao。
jiangfumuguangyinyu，shensehuianbuming。
直播间几乎要炸了。
【sisanbahuogai！zuoleneimeduoshangtianhailideshi，jiuyinggairangtachangchangexingbaoluzaiguangtianhuarizhixiadeziwei！】
【tayeyoujinzhangdeshihou？woyiweitazheigerenmeiyouxin，buyaolianni！】
【nengbashijiediyibuyaoliankejienankanchengzheigeyangzi？kanlaihaiyouhenduoheiliaoshiwomenbuzhidaode！jintiandezhibojianmeibaidun！】
【吃瓜吃瓜！】
【huogai，rangtazaoyaohewojiagegetanlianai，rangtayaohaiwokeaidechuyijiejie！zhenshieyouebao！】
yuanbenjiangyukezhixingsixingdezhibojianzhiyou1000wanrenguankan，tingshuoyaotiqujiyizhihou，zhibojianderenshuzai5fenzhongzhineibiaoshengdaole3000wanren。
jiangyukedaidaizhanzhe，zhidaoyourenjiazhetadegebo，qiangxingbataanzuozaiyibayizishang，shangshenhexiashenbeiheisedepidaijiejieshishidichanlejidao，batagudingzaiyizishang。
jiangyukeshituzhengzhaleyixia，tasuiranshentisuzhihenhao，kepidaijiuhaoxiangguzaitashenshangyiyang，wanquanzhengtuobude。
yourenzaishenhouzaitanaodaishangtaolegeshenmedongxi，takanbudaoshishenme，danshibingbingliangliangde，jinshudezhigan，youdianxiangtoukui。
jinjiezhe，yidaoweiruodedianliucongdanaoshunjiandaorusizhibaihai，taquanshenbuyouzizhudiweiweichouchuleyixia。
dapingmushanggundongdebiaotishunjianxiaoshile，querdaizhideshiyigehuamian。
jiangyukekanzhedapingmushangdehuamian，shitaganggangchuanyuedaozheigeshijiebujiuhoudeyitian。
neigeshihou，tazhiyou15sui，diyitianhuijiangjia，gangbeijiangfujiangmucongxiangxiajiehuilai。
tayuanbenshijiangjiadezhenqianjin，hejiangjiabaomudenvertongyitianchusheng。
baomuxiwangzijidenvernengguoshanghaorizi，batadenverjiangchuyidiaohuanchenglejiangjiadeqianjin，quebatadiudaocunzilirangtazishengzimie，suoyijiangyukecongxiaozaixiangxiazhangda。
keqideshidezhizhenxiangdejiangjiaren，jingranmeiyouchulineigebaomu，shenzhiweileganxietasongjitamenyigejiangchuyizheimehaodenver，haijianglitayiqianwan，congciguoshanglefupodeshenghuo。
xianzai，tayaowanchengtadediyigexitongrenwu，banvzhujiangyukecongjialideloutishangtuixiaqu。
jiangjiashizaishitaidale，sancengdabieshu，haiyougedixiashi，taconglaidaozheilijiumeiyoukanjiannvzhujiangchuyi，weilewanchengxitongrenwu，jiuzailoutipangliudazhe。
jiangyukezixiguanchaleyixia，jiangjiadeshimuloutishangmianpuzheyicenghouhoudeditan，jibianbarentuixiaqu，yebuhuishuaishang。
jiangchuyichichibuchuxian，jiangyukeyouzainaozilizhuomozhezijigaizenmebanyanhaozheigeedunvpei，wanchengxitongrenwu。
qianshitayebushinengchikuideren，youleedunvpeideshenfen，tajiugengnengfangfeiziwole，yourenganjitaliansekan，tayidinghuihenhenqifuhuiqu。
pingmuwaidejiangyaolenglengkanzheyanqiandeyimu。
“jiushizheiyitian，tabachuyicongloutishangtuilexiaqu。”jiangyaoyoukanleyiyanbeibangzaiyizishangdejiangyuke，yanlidaizhenongliedeyane。jiangyaodexiangmaokeyiyongchoulaixingrong，tadezhangxiangsuilemuqin。
“zheihaiziyezhenshide，suishuochuyihetabushiqinjiemei，jiubunenghaohaoxiangchuma......”jiangmutanlekouqi。aipangdeshentizuozaiyizishang，jiuxiangyituanrudongdefeirou，hamasidezuiyikaiyihe。
“tajianzhijiushitianshengdehuaizhong。wojiangweizenmehuishengchuzheimegeniezhang！”jiangfulengyandao。zheiyijiasankouzhangdezuihaokandejiushijiangfule，suiranyijingdaoletianmingzhinian，neizhanglianyijiuhenyingjun，jiangyukedezhangxiangjiushiwanquansuilejiangfu。
jiangyukeyuanyuankanzheyijiasankou，suirantingbuqingtamenzaishuoshenme，keshikanbiaoqingyenengcaichugeqiqibaba。
jiangyukelengxiao。nimenyiweineitianwozhudongbajiangchuyituixialelouti？kongpayaorangnimenshiwangle。