第1章
“guoji？nixiangdoubuyaoxiang！”
pojiudewusheneichuanchujiliedezhengchao，danwuwaisuoyourendouzaoyixiyiweichang。
“linxiuxiu，nizheishiheniangshuohuadetaiduma！nizenmezheimezisi!”
“nijiemingbuhaoshenghaizideshihouhuaileshenzi，niyouganghaoshengleerzi，nihainianqing，hainengsheng，zheihaizishiwomenlaolinjiazuzongbaoyoucaishengxialaide，jinijiejichengxianghuozenmejiubuxingle！”
linxiuxiubeitaqinniangdehuaqideyanjingfahong，sheijiaqinnianghuizainvergangshengwanhaizizhihoushuozheihua，shishengpatahuotaijiuma？！
linxiuxiutaniang，linsuifangkantabushuohua，youfangruanleyuqi，“xiuxiua，bushiwozheigedangniangdepianxin。”
“niyezhidaowomenjiadeqingkuang，nizufujiuwoheniyimulianggenver，zhinenghuadaqianzhaoxu。”
“zhaoyezhinengzhaogewonangfeihuilai，beibierenxiaohualeyibeizi，jieguowoduzibuzhengqi，shenglenimenliangjiemeijiuzaiyeshengbuchulai。”
“woyejiuxielexinsi，banimenliangyangdayesuanduideqizuzong，shenzhinachuquanbushenjiajinijiezhaolegeshushengjinlai。”
“jieguo，nijieyeheniangyiyang，mingbuhao，yilianshenglianggenver，womenjiabeicunliduoshaorenmingzheanzhexiaohua？”
queshi，linxiuxiucongxiaodaodameishaobeirenjiashuotamenjiachizaojuehu，xindiyebiezheyikouqi。
benyiweitayixiazishenglegeerzi，yixiangpianxindenianghaodaihuishuoxiehaotingdehua，jieguojinwujiushuozheixiegoupi，zhenburumeikanjianta。
taniangpianxinyanzhenbushiyitianliangtianle，dangchutaniangxiangbatajiajidizhujianeigehuidalaopodeshaerzizuoxuxian。
haikuzheshuomeibanfa，shijishangjiuweilebatamailehuanqian，jitaneigeyaotouhuangnaokanzhexianggechunlvsidejiefudushu。
zaidiebutengniangbuaideqingkuangxia，linxiuxiumeibeixinao，fandaoshishengchuleyishengdefangu。
linxiuxiuzhuantoujiuzaicunlidamatemataneigechiruanfandejiefuheyaomaimeimeigongwairendushudenaocanjiejie，tamendushurenbushikanzhongmingshengma，neijiudajiadoubiexianghaole！
mawanyebuguantamenfuqiliangruhezaiwulikusu，linxiuxiulinzhezijitoutoucundequanbujiadangjiuwangcunkoupao，qiaoxiangcunkouneijianpomaocaowudedamen。
pojiudemendakai，menlizhanzhedenanziyanshendanmo，shensebolanbujing，moujiantouluzheyuzheigenianjibuxiangfudechenwen，zheishihoukanzhedaobuxianggeshazi。
taduizheshencaigaotiaoxiaoshou，yifupolan，taonanlainaozihaishihaoshihuaidezhaozeshuo：“woquanbudeyinliangdouzaizhei，niyuanyiruzhuijiwodangxianggongma？”
linxiuxiucongxiaoshenmedouhetajiebi，rujinyeshi。
jirantajienengzhaoxu，neitaweishenmebuxing，doushilinjiadenver，zenmetajiejiunengzhaogeshushengdangzhuixu，tajiuyaobeijiajishazidangxuxian？
jiusuanzhaoshazi，tayeyaozhaozhangdehaokande，zhaozedepixiangtajiuhenxihuan。
kanshazibushuohua，linxiuxiuzhoumeiminzui，“ruzhuijiwodangxianggong，wojueduibuezheni，haihuimeinianjinizuoxinyifu。”
gujishaziyebushitaisha，liangrenduishichenmopiankehou，tashuoleyiju，“hao。”
shengyinhaotingdaomeishenmejianshidelinxiuxiuhongzhelianyizhan。
xinlidiguzhe，bieshuo，zheishazizhangdetinghao，shengyintinghao。
嗯!不亏!