zaiwoganwangdadiandelushang，xitonghaimeisixin，yizhizaiwoerbiantaotao：“aiya，wogennishuo，zhiyaonitingwodehuaguaiguaizoujuqing，nijiunengshouhuomeimandeaiqingla~”
“wozhidao，nitongnianguodehencan，meidiemeiniangtiantianbeirenda，meiyouyigerenzhenzhengaini。suoyi，nixinliqishiyizhikewangzheyouyigeren，nengwutiaojiandiaini、jiushuni，duibudui？”
我无语：“……”
“wozenmebuzhidaowoxinlikewangzheige？”
“woxuyaoaizheimeyouzhidedongxima？”
xitongyibianyaozhexiaoshoujuan，yibiansahua，xingzhichongchongdao：“biezuiyingle，nijiushixuyao。”
“nijiufangxinba，nidetianmingnanzhu——huairen，tajianghuiwutiaojiandiaini、baorongni，napanihuaishizuojin，eguanmanying，daozuihou，tadouhuiyongtazuichuncuideai，laiganhuani，laijiushuni。”
wodediyixiangfashi，shenjinga，wohaoduanduandiweishenmeyaohuaishizuojin。
dierxiangfashi，youbingba，sheijiahaorennanzhumingzijiao“huairen”dea。
woyihuowendao：“huairen？nagehuairen？huairenshishei？”
xitongjiuzhengdao：“shihuairen，huaishuidehuai，renyideren。”
淮仁？
zheigemingzihaitingershude。
等等，我想起来了。
huairen，shiwoneigebianyidashixiong。
zhenggezongmen，wozuitaoyandejiushita。wopingshidouzaixinlijiaotasizhuangge，zaojiuwangjiletadebenming。
yixiangqita，wojiujuedehenyanfan，liandaizheyanfanzhenggezongmen。
woyinchenzhelian，shunjianhuashenchunhenzhanshi，yibianditouzoulu，yibianehenhendigu：“chunhuozongmen，yibangzizhuanghuoyibangzilowhuo，shengrenwujin，shurengengshigunkai，dadeyibazhang，xiaodegengshiliangbazhang，neigejiaohuairendezuinengzhuang，wozhijiejiushijianglongshibazhang。”
yuanqidadaolubiandegoudoudeaiwoliangbazhang。
woxinlimomofaxiewan，taitouxiangqiankan，yuanyuanbianfaxianleyingmianxiangwozoulaidedashixiong——huairen。
haohaohao，zhenshishuocaocaocaocaodao。
huairenxiaozheshenshougenwodazhaohu，woyeyangqishoulai……
padeyixiashanzaitalianshang，jiejieshishijiletayibazhang。
xitongfachulejianruidebaoming：“aaa？！nizaiganshenme？！”
huairenyilianmengbi，wuzhelian，bukezhixindikanzhewo。
erzaitadeshenhou，chuanlailenvzidejianjiaosheng：“aaa！taiyouzhongle！renzenmenengyouzhongchengzheiyang？！”
我：“嗯？”
真吵啊。
wozhouzhemei，kanlekanhuairendeshenhou。
e，neishizongmendexiaoshimei，nangongmingzhu。
zhenshigehuopodexiaonvhaia。
woxinqingdunshiyuyueqilai，zhengxianghetashuohua，quebeixitongdebaomingshengdaduan：“niweishenmeyaodananzhuaaa？！neikeshinidenanzhua！neikeshiweiyiainiderena！”