第1章

“shaohui,saozimeinidudeshuduo。yaobu,nijixiaoyatouqugemingba?”

xixiangfang,nvrenzhengdounongqiangbaolideyinghai。

“woquming?saozi,wobuxing,wo……”

“haiertabazoule,nishiqinshu,nibujitaqusheilaiqu?dangchuyaobushinizhaoguwomenniangliang,yourangdimeibaqingsongdehuorangjiwo,wokenengjianbudaonannanle。”

nvrenyankuanghongle,gengyandao,“womenmunvqiannideen,buzhishenmeshihouhaidewan,yigemingziyousuanshenme?”

“neixing,woquzhaolaozhangjiezidian,baozhengqugehaotingde!”

“……”

gebidongxiangfang,qiangbaolideheyingyingbeishuohuashengchaoxing,huanhuanzhengkaiyan。

toudingshixideganjingdewenzhang,songruandemianhuaguozhezijiteyouanquangan,qiangshangguazhehongsewannianli,riqishi1987nian10yue15hao。

是的,她穿了。

congyigenianjiqingqingdeaizhengdehuanzhe,chuandaobalingniandaiqiaojiacundeyihurenjia。

dishangneiweixiaoguniangshitaerjie,duishangmeimeihushandedayanjing,shengyinliaoliang:“ma!meimeixingle!”

meiduojiu,jiaobushengcongcong。

“nannanxinglea?shibushiele?”

heyingyingbeiyishuangkuanhouyoulideshoubeibaozaihuaili,qingqinghuangdong,qinmahechaohua(zhao)ciaidikanzheta,zuilifachuhongrende“e,e”sheng。

sanyadianjiaobalaqiangbao:“meimeizhenkeai,bigebidekeaiduole。”

yishuohualuchulianghuofengdequeyachuang,koushuipenleheyingyingyilian。

ai,chuanlaiyigeyue,heyingyingdouxiguanle。

shuodaogebi,tadiexingfenhuilai,duisaozishuo:“……nijuedenannanjiaoqiaoyuzenmeyang?sangyuweiwan,weixiamantian,zhenghaotachushengneirishigehuanghunri,xiyanghenmei。”

yaohuangdedongzuotingleyishun,qinmahechaohuadelianseyebianle。

heyingyingnaidoubuxile,shuzhierduotingbagua。

“乔榆,乔榆。”

nvrenhenkaixin:“zhenhaoting,haishiniyouxuewen,buxiangwohenigemeiduguoshu,jixiaoguangqudemingjiubuhaoting……”

“yaoshinigehaizai,kendingyehenxihuan。niqiao,yuyatouduozhanni,zainihuailishuidekezhenxiang,yexu,nirangtaxiangqilefuqindeweidao……yihouwomenniangliangyounizhaogu,tazaidixiayenengfangxinle。”

“dagezoule,wojiushihaizidefuqin,zhaogunimenshiwoyinggaizuode。ai,saozininbiekule,wogekandaoyehuinanshoude。”

“hai,niqiaowo……yiqiedouhaoqilaile,kushenmeni。”

yuewangxiating,hechaohuamianseyuechen。

shangyicijianzhangfuzheiyang,haishilaodachusheng。

hechaohuaxiang,zhangfukenengxintengsaozishiquledage,shaolekaoshan,lianxisaozipinsishengxiayifuzi,yihoulachelianghaiziburongyi。

bunengshengqi,yaoyourongrendeduliang。

hechaohuashuo:“sanya,banibahanguolaiyejinannanqumingba。”

“haolei!”sanyafenfenqishen,zhuanshenchuqu,“ba,nijishenshenquwanmingdezidian,nengbunengjiewoge,rangtajimeimeiqujigebei?”

tateyizaimenkouhande,shengyinyouda,zuolinyoushedoutingdaole。

qiaoshaohuicongwuligangachulai,mamalielie:“nizheihaizi,zuilizameibamende!”

“嘿嘿。”

木门“咯吱”推开。

qiaoshaohuizoujinlai,wangqiangbaotantoukanlejiyan。

heyingyinglianbangeyanshendoumeiluotashenshang。

没兴趣。

yinweitachushengkuaiyigeyuele,jingranmeijianguoqinbajimian。

youci,tadechuyigejielun,tadiexihangebisaozi,yagenjiubuxihanta!

hechaohuayaleyanuqi,meitigangcaideshi。

bijingliangkouziguorizi,sheiyebushibenzhechaojiaqude。

tajianghaizidijizhangfu,xiaozheshuo:“nibaobaoni,xiaoguinvgewaizhandaren,yeburensheng。”

“我哪会抱孩子。”

xifujianchi,qiaoshaohuizhoumei,haishijieguole。

heyingyingcaibuxihanzheilengmodefuai,guzuleyibachinaijing。

hu!xinmanyizuniaochulaile。

qiaoshaohuijingdaile:“zheihaizizenmedaochuniao?yuyatoujiubuxianiao。”tamangbashihaizihaijihechaohua,“qumingyaoshenmezidian?jiujiaoqiaoxiaocuiba!”

kandaobianyidiechibiedeyangzi,heyingyinghaimeilaijidele,dengyuanleyan。

zheimingziyetaitaitainantingle!

sanyaziliubiti:“ba,nizhenpianxin。”

hechaohuayibianjiguinvhuanniaopian,yibianshuo:“mingzibuxing。laodaqulejigeming,nikankannagehao?”

zhuoshangfanhuangdebijibentankai,shangmianhuazhejixingguihuafudezi。

丑!学费全浪费了!

qiaoshaohuishouhuimuguang:“douxing,nikanzhequ。duile,gebicundedianganzaoshangbeifengguadaole,wanshangwoyaoxiudianxian,mangdehen,nayouxiangongfu。”

zoudaomenkoutingzhu,borandanu:“laoda!neipomaoyinengbunengbiezhile,yigedananrentiantianjiuzhidaozhizhizhi,nagenanwaxiangnizheiyang?meichuxidedongxi!”

shile,jiaoluoyougeyizhimeichusheng,shitaneishenchuguimeidanaizhimaoyidedage。

hechaohuabenjiubushiwenwanxingzi,jizandenuqiyongshangxintou,pokoudama:“woernvzaicha,yehaoguonishangganzhezhaogusaozi,jirenjiaguinvqusangyuweiwan,zijiaguinvqumingfuyanleshi!kuinihaishidangdiede!laoniangbuxihannijiguinvqu,laoda,guanmensonggou。”

qiaoshaohuibeituilechuqu,baotiaorulei:“nibiemanzuipenfen,neishiniqinsaozi!dagebuzaile,womenjiuyouzhaogudebiyao!

“niguinvyoulaodabangmangqu,taguinvyourenbangma?xiaoguangzidouburenshizenmequ,wobuqunandaojiaonigewairenqu?yijiarenzongyoujijiao,rizihaiguobuguo?!landegennichao。”

tamatade,wulijirenyijingkaishitaolunmingzile。

laodazhizhedierpai,“ma,woxihuanzheige,nijuedeni?”

“sanya,nijuedenageshihemeimei?”

sanyazhuangmozuoyangdikanlebanshang,gengexiaodarenside:“zheigehao。”

“niliangxuandeyiyang,neijiujiaoyingyingba。”

hechaohuajuqixiaoguinv,xiaomileyan:“yingying,wodexiaoyingying。”

wa!gentaqianshidemingziyiyang。

yingyingyanjingdouliangle,zhangzuigegexiao,xiaodekoushuizhiliu。

yijiarenshoumangjiaoluanjitacakoushui。

“ma,nikanmeimeixiaole。”

“takendingxihuanzheigemingzi!”

kanzhenianghedagekaixindoumeimei,sanyayuexiangyueqi,tadiepianxinbushiyiliangcile。

taliudaowaimian,tanggeqiaoguangyouzaixiaohaiduilixuanyao:“zheishixiaoshujiwomaidetang!”

sanyaqikule,tahedagedoumeichiguo!

tachongdaorenduili,tuozheqiaoguangjiuwangdongxiangfangzou。

tagezigao,jiankuanbeihou,liqisuilehechaohua。

qiaoguangfennuyouxiuchi,tabisanyadajisui,jingranbeitaxiangningxiaojiziyiyang:“qiao**,nifangkailaoziwuwuwu——”

daolefangjian,sanyajiangrenrengzaidishang。

qiaoguangbeirengmengle,rouzhe**aoaojiao:“qiao**niyaoshizaigandawo,wojiurangxiaoshumaileni!banimaidaoshangougoupeilaonanrenshuijue!shengyiwowa,leibusini!”

“啪啪——”

sanyaluqixiuzi,zuoyoukaigong,“nihenimashiyaojingzhuanshima?tiantianzhuangjingzhuangguaiyaozheiyaonei!”