"啪！"
chufangmenbeihenhentuikai，zhuangzaiqiangshangfachujuxiang。
lifanglingqishixiongxiongdizhanzaimenkou，shuangshoushilulude，haizaibuduanwangxiadishui，dongdetonghongdelianshangxiemanleliqi，huotuotuoxiangyitoufanudemushou。
“haonigelinrunrun！gantoulaolujiaderouweiyezhong！”tachezhesangzijianjiao，neijianruideshengyinfangfonenghuapokongqi。
tashenhou，genzhegangxiabandeluxueshanweiweisuosuodicuozheshou，yanshenpiaohubuding，sichushanduo，duiyanqianzheihunluandechangjingchongmanlewunaiyuganga。
xiaopangziluyaozuzhengpazaitadiebeishang，yiliandeyidizuozheguilian，dashengrangrang：“jiushitamen！wowendaorouweile！huainvrenbaroudoutouguangle！”
linrunrunbuhuangbumangdibazuihouyikoumianweijibaotian。
baotianchidemanzu，zuijiaohaiguazheyisitangzhi。
linrunruntaitoushi，yanquanshunjianhongle，shengyindaizhexiexugengyan，weiqudishuodao：“ersaozheihuacongheshuoqi？wobuguoshiyongzhongwudeshengtangjihaizizhuwanmian……”
"fangpi！"wangxiupingturanconglifanglingshenhoucuanchulai，kushoudeshouzhijihuchuodaolinrunrunbijian，"tanglinengpiaozheimeduoyouxingzi？dangwolaoyanhunhua？"
“放屁！”
wangxiupingxiangyidaoheiying，turanconglifanglingshenhoucuanlechulai。
tadekushoushouzhirutongyibajianruidebishou，jihuchuodaolinrunrundebijian，ehenhendimadao：“tanglinengpiaozheimeduoyouxingzi？dangwolaoyanhunhua？”
shuozhe，tayibaduoguotangshao，zaiguolifengkuangdijiaoheqilai，guowanpengzhuang，fachu“guangdangguangdang”cierdeshengxiang。
wangxiupingyibianjiaohe，yibianxiesidilidijiaorang，“qiaoqiao！zheitangdihaichenzherouzhani！laoerxifuniwenwen，shibushishanghaodeniurou！”
lifanglingganmangcoujinguobian，shenshendixileyikouqi，dashengfuhedao：“ma，jueduishiniunanrou！zheisangmenxingbadagejihuilaidejintiedouzaotale！”
“aiyowodelaotianyea！”
wangxiupingxiangshibeidianrandebianpao，turanpaizhedatui，chezhesangzihaotaodakuqilai，“zheihaimeiguomennijiuqidaopopotoushangzuoweizuofu！dangchujiubugaihelaolinjiajieqina——”
linrunrunjianzhuang，“wa”diyishengkudebiwangxiupinghaixiangliang，neikushenglimanshiweiquyubeifen。
“diea！ninweishenmesideneimezaoa！nveryongshengtangxiawanmiandouyaobeiyuanwanga！”
tayibianku，yibianmengdiyibalaguobaozhen，yongliluqihaizidexiuzi，luchushoubeishangneiyidaodaoqingzideshanghen，shengleijuxiadikusudao：“aiyou，yaozudundunyourouchi，baozhenbaotiandouedekenqianghuile！wozheigedangshenshende，jiujihaizixiawanmiandianbudianbu，haibeilujiarenyuanwang？”
luxueshanzhanzaiyipang，kanzhezheihunluandejumian，renbuzhuxiaoshengdunangleyiju：“neige……ma，yaobu……”
“闭嘴！”
lifanglingxiangyizhihuzaidemulang，mengdizhuanguotou，henhendengleluxueshanyiyan，neiyanshenfangfonengchiren，“meichuxidedongxi！lundedaonichazui？”
“doujiwozhukou！”luchengguodenuhouzhendefangliangdouzaidou。
taqianjiaogangjinwumeixieyihuier，jiuyoutingdaowaimianchaochaorangrang，xiangqiganggangneiyichu，lujiadeliandoudiuguangle，xianzaiyounaodezheimebukekaijiao，tadelianseshunjianyinchenderutongbaofengyulailinqiandetiankong，heidekepa。
tadabuzoujinlai，muguangruju，zaizhongrenlianshangyiyisaoguo，lishenghedao：“chaochaoshenme？ranglinjutingjianhenhaokan？”
“老陆！”
wangxiupingjianzhuang，xiangzhaodaolejiumingdaocaoyiban，likepuguoquzhuaizhuluchengguodexiuzi，kusudao，“zheisangmenxingtouzanjiaderou！”
“够了！”
luchengguofennudishuaikaitadeshou，yanshenlenglengdipieleyiyanguolineiqingkejiandide“routang”，jiandingdishuodao，“laosanxifubushineizhongren。”
linrunruntingdaozheihua，dixiatou，yangzhuangmolei，zuijiaoquebuyichajuediweiweigouqi。
yuanlai，fangcaichenzhongrenluanzuoyituandeshihou，tazaoyijingyanjishoukuai，bazhencaishiliaodeniuroumianshoujinlekongjian，qiaomiaodihuanchenglezheiqingtangguashuideshuaguoshui。
“我不信！”
wangxiupingxiangfalefengyiyang，turantaochuyaochi，chongxiangwanju，zuilihaijiaorangzhe：“juzilideroukendingshaole！”
yaochi**suokongdeshengyingewaiqingcui，zaizheijianbanuzhangdefenweilixiandeyouweituwu。
suoyourendoubuyouzizhudishenzhanglebozi，yanjingjinjindingzhejumen。
suizhe“gazhi”yisheng，jumenhuanhuandakai，neikuaiadefaheidexianrouwanhaowusundiguazaineili，pangbianbandaiyumimianyezhengzhengqiqi，wensiweidong。
wangxiupingxiangshibeishiledingshenzhouyiban，jiangzaileyuandi，lianshangyizhenbaiyizhenhong，xiandewubiganga。
“mazheishizenmele？feiyaozaiwoshenshangangetouqiedezuimingcaiganxin？”linrunrunhongzheyanjing，zhuangchuyifuwugudeyangziwendao。
lifanglingyanzhuzidiliuyizhuan，likezhuanyihuatidao：“neiyebunengjibaozhentamenkaixiaozao！jialisigehaizi，nipingshenmepianxinzhiguanbaozhenhebaotian？”
“二嫂这话好笑。”
linrunrunturantigaoshengdiao，shengyinlichongmanlediqi，“dagemeiyuejibashikuaijintieshijisheide？junweihuibaizhiheizixiezhe‘baozhenxiongmeifuyangfei’！”
“si——”luxueshantingdaozheihua，renbuzhudaoxiyikoulengqi。
yaozhidao，zai1983nian，putonggongrenyuexincaisishichutou，bashikuaiqiankebushiyibixiaoshumu。
linrunrunchengshengzhuiji，bubujinbi：“yaobuyaobahuikuandannachulaiduidui？kanzheixieqianshijinleyaozuduzi，haishibianchengtashenshangdedengxinrongkuzi？”
luchengguotingdaozheihua，lianseshunjianbiandeshabai。
taxinliqingchu，yaoshibeizuoshilenvedaijunrenhaizidezuiming，tazheigezhurenkejiudangdaotoule。
“胡闹！”
luchengguomengdiyibazhangzhongzhongdipaizaizhuoshang，zhuoshangdewankuaidougenzhezhenleqilai，“wangxiuping！mingtianjiujibaozhenxiongmeichebuzuoxinmianao！”
“什么？”
wangxiupingtingdaozheihua，xiangshibeicaileweibademao，likejianjiaoqilai，“neideduoshaoqian……”
“闭嘴！”
luchengguozaicilishenghezhi，ranhouzhuanguotou，kanxianglinrunrun，yuqishaoweihuanheleyixie，“laosanxifua，yihouyoushigenbashuo，biedongbudongdingzhuangzhangbei。”
linrunrunguaiqiaodidiandiantou，lianshangyifuxuxinshoujiaodeyangzi，“bajiaoxundeshi，douguaiwo，meixiangdaoninyanjingbuhao，baozhenxiongmeishouchenghuangcaimiaodoukanbuchulai。”
luchengguotingdaozheihua，laolianyizhenqingyizhenbai，juedegangabuyi，zuihouzhinengshuaixiayiju：“ganjinzuofan！”
ranhouzhuaizheluxueshanjiuwangwaizou。
wangxiupingshoumangjiaoluandibayumimiansuohuijuzi，zuilihaizaixiaoshengdunangzhe。
lifanglinglinzouqian，turansisididingzhelinrunrundeshouwan，yanjinglishanshuozheyiyangdeguang，shuodao：“nizheizhuozi……”
“二嫂喜欢？”
linrunrunguyihuanglehuangshouwanshangdexueyuzhuo，lianshangluchuyisijiaoxiadexiao，shuodao，“ditanshangwumaoqianmaide。”
“呸！谁稀罕！”
lifanglingzuishangsuiranzheimeshuo，keyanjingquexiangbeinianzhuleyiyang，sisididingzhezhuozi，zenmeyenuobukai。
dengrendouzouguangle，linrunruncaixiaoxinyiyidibahehuailedebaozhenxiongmeisonghuifangjian，qingshenganweitamen，rangtamenanxinshuijue。
huidaochufang，takanzheneikouguo，yanshenlishanguoyisijiaohua。
linrunrunyaoqiyipiaoshuaguoshui，“huala”yishengdaojinguoli，yonglijiaozhehunzhuodetangshui。
“bushiyaochifanma？laoniangexinbusinimen！”