第二章 当我是大傻子?

dierzhangdangwoshidashazi?

wolaidaotamengongsideshihou,tamengongsizhiyousangeren。

liujinglijiuzaiqizhong,lingwailianggeshijiwobandaikuanshouxudegongzuorenyuan,yeshitamenyihuode。

kandaowoshaleguolai,liujinglimeiyousihaojinzhanghexinxu。

talengxiaozheqishenzouguolai。

“guannvshi,qianwodoujinizhunbeihaole,nishushuba。”

liujinglijiangyitaxianjinbaizailezhuozishang。

wodayanyikanjiuzhidaoqianbudui。

“liujingli,wojiaoleershisanwandeshoufukuan,nizheibugouba?”

woyizhishouanzhewodebeibao,beibaoliwofanglezhengzailuxiangdeshouji。

shoujideshexiangtoukeyijiangxianchanghuamianjiluxialai。

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“buxinnizijikan,womenhetongshangxiedeqingqingchuchu,daikuanbutongguo,xuyaozhifu30%deshouxufei。”

liujinglijiangyifenhetongdiujilewo。

wojieguohetongkanlekan,queshiyouyitiaozheiyangdetiaokuan,danzitihenxiao,buzixikangenbenkanbudao。

zaijiashangqianhetongdeshihou,liujingliyizhizaierbiancuicuwo,daozhiwodayideqianshanglemingzi。

“xing,nimenguyizaihetongshuashoujiao,neiwomenyemeishenmehaotandele,wozhaoyouguanbumenchuliba。”

“woshoushangyounizuotiandeluyin,wojiubuxinmeirentiwomenpingminbaixingzuozhule!”

我气得要报警。

liujinglijianwotaiduqiangying,xiaoyinyindeanfuwo:“guannvshi,xianbiemafanyouguanbumen,qishizheishiyoudianwuhui,yekenengshiwozuotianmeihenishuoqingchu。”

“nishichengxinmaichede,woyeshichengxinyaomainichede,buruwomenhuangefangshijiaoyiruhe?”

liujingliguzuochuwenhedemoyang,haiteyijiwodaoleyibeishui。

wopingfuleyixiajidongdeqingxu,zuoxialaiwendao:“neinishuoba,huangeshenmejiaoyifangshi?”

woyebuxiangbashiqingnaodetaida,zhiyaonengbachemaidaoshou,duoyishiburushaoyishiba。

“zheiyang,nidaikuanbushishenpibuxialaime,womenkeyiyongwomengongsidemingyitinidaikuan。”

“cheluozaiwomengongsimingxia,zaihaidaiqijian,womenqiandingzuchexieyi,suanshinizuwomendeche。”

“dengnibadaikuanhaiqingle,womenzaibacheguohujini。”

liujinglishuozhe,hainachuleyifenzuchehetong,sihuzaojiujiwozhunbeihaole。

wonaqihetongzixikanlekan,zheiciwojinshenxiaoxinle。

weilefangzhitamenzaihetongshangjixudongshoujiao,woteyibahetongzhuyepaizhaofajilewoyiweilvshipengyou。

jieguolvshipengyoukanlexieyihou,jiugaosuwozheigexieyiduiwohenbuli。

daolezuihou,wohenkenengtibierenhaidai,haidebudaoche。

好啊!

又在合同上套路我。

nimenzhendangwoshidashazile!