linyaobuxianglinyanzhujiali。
jiuneimejigefangjian，shuyulaodadeneigefangjian，linyaoxinlimingjingside，suirantamapiantengtabilaodaduoyidian，danzaitabaxinli，laodazheigezhangzidiweisheiyebibushang。
erlinjia，biekanpingrilijialidaxiaoshihaoxiangdoushitamayibazhuadeyangzi，shijishangdangjiarenhaishitaba。
suoyi，suirantabumanlaodadouyijingyoufanglehaizhanzhejialiyijianfang，danyebuganshuoshenme。
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fanzheng，neifangzijiusuanlaoerzhanbule，yejibudaotashouli，nengranglaodachibie，linyaoxinlihengaoxing。
kenengzheijiushichuanshuozhongde“sunrenbuliji”？
人呐~~~~
yigejiatingjiushiyigexiaoshehui，ciyanyouli。
danshilaosihuilaiyeyaozhujiali，linyaojiubuleyile。
suirantamajilaosishoushideshiyuanlailaosanzaijializhudeneige“yangtaifang”，danlinyaoyehaishibuleyi。
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laoer？laoerzhudeshilaodadefangjian，suiranduijialituranduolesankourenjuedebushufu，danbijingmeishanghaidaozijideliyi，zaishuolinlaoeryebushishenmehaopiqideren，linyaomingzhixuanzejieshou。
zheishiyigehuishenshidushideren。
danshiruguozaijialinlaosiyijiasankou，linyaobiaoshi，jiuzheimediandifang，yixiajineimeduoren，fan！fan！！fan！！！
zuizhuyaoshineige“yangtaifang”，linyaoshiyouanpaide。
tajihuazhejiehunhoubaneigefangzigaijianchengtahehenanadeyimaojian。
“yimaojian”zheigecihaishitaconghenananeilitinglaide。
guoranchangzhangjiadehaizijiushibiputongrendongdeduo。
zheiniantousheijiayouzhuanmendefangjianlaifangyiwude？
zaiyiciduizijixuanzehenanazuoweijiehunduixiangdejuedingbiaoshimanyi。
linyaobushixinlimeishu，jigongjinlideneizhongren。
taxinliqingchu，jishihehenanajiehun，danzaimuqianpijiuchangzhigongzhufangjinzhangdeqingkuangxia，jiusuanyouhefuchangzhangzheigekaoshan，yeweibinenghenkuaifendaofangzi。
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zheihuashitaneiweilailaozhangrenyicixianliaozhongyikaiwanxiaodekouwengentashuode。
dangran，shibushikaiwanxiao，linyaoxinzhiduming。
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fanzheng，suiranzanshifenbudaofangzi，danxiangxintaneiainvxinqiedelaozhangren，zaibiedefangmianziyouanpai。
林垚鬼精鬼精的。
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啧……
zheimedanbodexiongdiqing，zenmenengrongrenlinyanyihuilaijiuqinzhanletadeliyi！
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suoyitadasuanranghenanachumian。
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bujiushipataneigebaobeidaerziyouyijianma？pianxin！zhongnanqingnv！
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angshoutingxiongqishixiongxiongguolai，sheizhidaolianjitabaigexiamaweidejihuidoumeiyou，neilinyanyijiayagenjiumeijinlinjiamen。
zheiranghenanaqigengbushunle。
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