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wohepopotongshihuaiyunle。

putongjiating,shenglianggebaobao,meirenzhaogubushuo,yemeiyouneimeduoqian。

yushi!wodehaopopoxianglegejuemeidebanfa,wobahaizidadiao,tadeshengxialai。

yinweitanianjidale,huaiyunburongyi。

erwonianqing,houmianduodeshijihui。

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「aiyo,nimenjialaozhengzhenshiyuelaoyuelihaile,60 suile,haijininongchugehaizilai。」linjuhuashenzhengwuzuidiaoxiaozhewodepopo。

wopopoxianshixiaolexiao,ranhoulimayanshenxielewoyiyan:「xiwangzheicishenggenver,shengerzibudingyonge!qulexifuwangleniang,zheijuhuashiyidianermeicuo。」

huashenyekanlewoyiyan:「zenmele?nihuaiyunyourenbugaoxingle?」

wopopolimayinyangguaiqileqilai:「shia,yihuiershuowomenmeiqian,fudanbuqile;yihuieryoushuowomennianlinglaole,jingligoubushangle。」

huashenyipaidatuilianmangfuhedao:「jiushishuo……xiangwomenneishihou,lianfandouchibubao,neigedidimeimeibushigegejiejielachedade?」

wopopolengxiaoyisheng:「hehe,tamenzheibei 90 hou,jiuxiangledushengzinvdefu。gegezisizili,jiupashenggedidimeimeichulaihetamenfenjiachan。gengbieshuozhiwangtamenjinidaihaizile!」

shuowan,popojiuzhanqilaishenlai:「haishichuquzouzouba,wohaideduohuojinianzhaoguhaowodexiaonverni!burandengwosile,yebuzhidaoyoumeiyoutayikoufanchi。」