第二章:鬼才与魔女

tiankongxiaqilemengmengxiyu,zhongshangzaishendedufengzuizhongyintilibuzhierdaozailelubian,zheishiyanyanyixideganjue,jianjianheshangdemouzixiandexutuowuli,mobushijintianjiuyaomingsangyuci?

kuaiyaosideren,linzhongqiannengshuochuyifanqihuadaoyebucuo,zhishaokeyirangtamenxinfanjitian。

mohushixianzhongsihushitingxialelianggerendeshenying,qizhongyirendunxiashenbingyongxiaoshouqingqingfumozheqilianjia,zheiyinggaishigenianjishangxiaodenvhai,tatongyinshuodao:“shifu,tajiuzheimesilehuibuhuitaibiequle?”

“jiranbeiwomenshituyudao,nijuedetahuimeiyoujiu?zheishiweishiyudujiadeyuanyuan,shishihoujidujiayigejiaodaile。”

meiyouliaoshangdeguocheng,meiyouyihudeqiangjiu,dufenghunshuidehenanwen,zaicixinglaishiyijingtangzaijianloudemuwuzhong,huanguzhouwei,qiahaoyuyiweishanglenianjidelaozheduishi,tadeshenbianzuoyouyigebizijiyaoxiaoshangliangsuiduanfayoudianshuaiqidenvwawa。

“这是哪里?”

dufengxiangdeshizijihenkenengjiushibeizheiweilaozhesuojiu,neilaorenliuxunyangmao,baifabaixumeiyouchengzhongrendebaoyang,xiandepoyoucangsangzhigan,buguochenwenzhizhongyouzengtianjifenzhizhe。

“nijiushidujiahourendufengba?nikeyijiaowoguilao,zheigexiaoyatoumingjiaoyenan,xianzaiwomensuozaideweizhiyijingchulexindou,shiwojiuleni。”

kanzhejinjuliguanzhuzijideerren,dufengxinzhongbushiyizhenhaoqi,tashenzhihenmaiyuanzheiliangweijiumingenren,haiburujiurangzijineimesiqu,erzheizhongmeiyoutouluchulaidexiangfasihubeixiaoyatoujikanpo,tapixiaozheanweidao:

“xiaogege,shuhuashuohaosiburulaihuozhe,jidewoxiaodeshihoutiruoduobing,dafuquezhenwohuobuguoshisui,shifulaorenjiajiangwocongjiazhongdairuzheishenshanzhizhongyidaijiushiwunian,zhuanyanwoyeshisisuile,budanhuodehaohaodehaiyinchangbianbaicaoerdaozhilexianzaidebaidubuqin,nandaozheibushiyinhuodefuma?nideshiqingwoheshifudouzhidao,tashizhenxinxiangbangzhuni。”

“kenimenyouruhebangdelewo。”

dufengxinliyoudashanyazhizhe,tahennancongkunkuzhongjietuochulai,anweirendehuasheidouhuishuo,neishiyinweinimenmeiyouqinshenjinglijiaporenwangdeganshou。

“sheishuobuneng,laofubiedecainengmeiyou,danwoduchuangdeguishusanjueweizhenxianshi,yenanyijingzaiwozheilikuxiuguishu,woyouchuanshouletabanxiuguigan,biekannianjishangxiao,xianzaihuidaoxindouyeshigehenlebuqiderenwu。”

tingzhezheibukesiyidejieshao,dufengfangfochanshenglexingqu,shifouduizijiyousuobangzhuyedetinghoudinglun。

yuanlaizheilaozheshihenyoumingdededaogaoren,zhiqiancongfuqinkouzhongyeyoutingwen,tayinjuyushenshan,congtashoulizouchudemeiyiweidizineidouxiangdanglede,qiqinchuangdesanjuegengshishenhuqishen。

guishu,jiushigedoushu,tabaokuolinghundaji、tishuheqishu,zaihanjiadufengbeidachengdashang,neirenbianshixideletiandaodijuezhongdedijue,ruguozailianchengtiandao,jianzhisuoxiangpimiwurennengdi,ernengyuzheiliangdajuexuexiangkanghengdebianshiguishu。

guiganjiujiandanyidongxuduo,tashixianyouliugandejichushangjinxingshenghua,dadaoshirenduxin,keceyunshi,jueduishiyurenjiaojidezuiqiangjineng。

lingwaihaiyouyigejiaoguiyun,shuodaozheizhongjinengjiuxiandeyouxiexuanhuanle,tanengquxionghuaji,rangrendeyunshidadaodingdianyiluchangtongwuzu,zheimeshuoba,ruguonimaicaipiao,baifenbaidezhongdajiang,zhengqianzhendebuyaotaiqingsong。

dufengzhishitingzhejiuyijingtoupifama,fuchouxinqiedetasihukandaoleweiyixiwang,lianmangguixiashenkuqiuzhedao:“shifu,ruguoninzhennengchuanshouwojuexue,dufengcishengbidangbaodanindedaendade。”

“kuaiqilaihaizi,sanmennidasuanxuexinage?”laozhehenyouchengyimeiyousihaobaoliu。

dufengjuedeguishushuolaijiushidadashashade,xianzaishifazhishidai,haiyousheihuiyiwulijiejuewenti,zaishuoneiguiyun,yunqizaihaobuguoshibulaoerhuozuoxiangqichengbale,meiyourenheshuofuli,yebushiheziji,tayaorangduishoushudexinfukoufu,siqianxianghouhaishiguiganzuiheshi,dufengweiciyezuochudafu。

“shifu,woxiangxueguiganqingchengquan,youletadefuzuo,keyirangwodenulishunfengshunshui,zheizugou。”

shuozhende,yuanyixuezheigedehaizhenmeijiren,henduorendoujuedeguiyungengshijiyidian。

“hao,neiweishijintianjiuzhengshishouniweitu,yesuanshihaijidujiayigerenqing。”

suiyuerusuo,dufengzaishanshangmudulesijidejiaoti,zhuanyanjianyishijiunianguoqu。

zhangdahoudedufengkeshuoshiyibiaorencai,junlangdelianpangrangrenwufadikang,zaijiashangshensizhenmideqiangdaneixin,zongyouyizhongshaonianlaochengzhitai,erzheiyeshitaderuodian,weilebubeirensuojingjue,tabixubianhuanlingyizhongrengezuoweiweizhuang。

yenanrujinershisansui,tameitiandeshenghuojiweijiandan,lianxigongfuzaijiushishangshancaiyao,jiunianguoqudetayijiushiliuzheyitouduanfa,jingshendousoushuaiqiganlian,zhengqidemeifengzaijiashangjiaojianbujiaodeshenzi,jueduichengdeshangjinguoburangxumeidenvzhonghaojie。

“fengge,zhunbeidezenmeyangle?”

“kuaihaole,zhongwukedongshen。”

zheishiguilaodetiyi,tajiangdaodufengyijingwanquanzhangwoleguiganjuexue,gewaihaibanxiuleguishuheguiyun,dufengyijingchenglebainianyiyudeguicai,shishihouxiashanzuochoubeile。

zaixiashanshi,errenjishifukeletou,shifuxiaozhediantou,tayouyijiaodaiyenanyaoquanlifuzuodufeng,ranhoubianmusongzheierrenliqu。

guilaoyongshoulvzhehuxulveweitanxi,taxinlisihupansuanzheshenme,xiwangdufengbuyaorangrenshiwang。

buxingbanri,dufengheyenanzhonghuixindou,zheilizaijiuniandeguangjingliyoulejudadebianhua,kuanchangdemaluliangcebumanlerenaodedianpu,gaoloulinli,cheshuimalong,zheihaishizijisuorenshidexindouma?

zaikandaoyijiabaihuoshangchangzhishi,dufengchujingshengqing,xiangxiangzheilizhiqianhaishidujiachanye,rujinquemoshenglexuduo。

“fenggewoyaohuijiale,wanxieshihouwomendianhualianxi,duile,huitouwojinianpaizhudedifang。”

yenanzheiyatoujiusuijiulikailexindou,tanalaidezixinjizijianpaishenghuoshangdewenti。

“buyongle,nandaoxianzaidewonihaibufangxinma,zaimeiyounideyunxuxiawobuhuizizuozhuzhang,buhuisizidaohanjiaxunchoude,kuaidianhuijiayufumutuanjuba!”

dufengxiaozhehuijue,yenandianlediantouzouxianglingyicedelukou,yuanlaineilizaojiuyourengonghouzheyenan,jirenzhengqilieduibingxingleli,dufengjiangyinianguanchuanermo,tanengqingxitingdaoyuanchuzhongrenshuochuyiju:

“erxiaojie,ninxinkule。”

“yuanlaizheiyatoudejiashihaizhenbujiandan,hehe,zhikexilexianzaitadexinggegengxianggeershaoye。”

dufengbushichaofengleyixia,ranhoutouyemeihuidezouxiangneishuxideshangchang,xiwangnengzhaohuidujiazhiqiandeyingzi。

gangyirumen,zheiliderenaorangtashaleyan,congmeiyouguozheizhongjingxiang,mofeixianzaidelaobanhenhuizuoshengyi?

“yezong,womenhuizailiangtianneigenggaitian,fangxinhaole。”

“ng,buyaolangfeishijian,woyaodeshijieguo。”

youjirenfeichanggongjingdegongweizhezhongjiannvren,neirennianjiyudufengxiangfang,tabizhishunfapijian,qingchengkerenderongmaopojuweiyan,baixidemianpangbushijiangyishuangliumeiweizhou,fangfoxinlisuishidouzaijinxingzhesikao。

“woxianzouyibu,baihuozheigeyuedehuodongyaotishengwugedian,nimenyaoquanlianpai。”

jiaodaiwanleshiqing,zheiweigaogaozaishangdeyezongbianzhishengyirenduchu,tacongyidaizhongnachuyigeliwuhe,qingqingdakailaikan,zheishiyitaofashi,zhongyuluchuletaneijiuweidexiaorong。

pianpianzheishi,yezongshouqiliwuhezhunbeizouchubaihuo,yingmianerlaidedufengquebeirenyonglizhuangleyixia,zheiyizhuangganghaoqianliandaoyezong,tashouwuxiongkoudaotuijibu,liwuheyebuxiaoxindiaoluozaidi。

“woshuonibukanludema?”

meiyouguanchazhouweixingtaideyezongxianshibaochuhualai,dufengyejuedehenweiqu,taqiangyingzhehuidao:“benlaiwoshiyinggaidaoqiande,keshinidetaiduhuibuhuiyoudianguofenle,woyeshibeirenzhuanglehaoma?”

“你还有理了?”

yezongjintiankenengshizhendeyoujishi,tabuxiangyudufengjiuchanzhishiwanshenshiqidishangdeliwuhe,buliaodakaiyikan,qizhongyigefakayijingbeishuaihuai,zheikerangtaqibudayichulai。

“kee!nizhuanghuailewodedongxi,zheijianshikejiubuneimejiandanle。”

“nihaixiangewobucheng?meixiangdaonimenchenglirendepengcihaizhenshiyoujubende,ruguowomeishuocuodehuazhouweihaiyounidetonghuoba?”dufengshuodaozheilibushilengxiaoleyixia,biaoshinidezheidianxiaojiliangzaobeiwokanchuanle。

haizhendebeitajishuozhongle,tingdaozheibiandezhengchao,renqunwaijijinlaijigebaoanhechuanxizhuangderen,tamenjiandaoyezongchilekuilianmangshangqianzhiwenqidufengdao:“nizhenshichilebaozidan,zenmehewomenyezongshuohuani!”

“yo!yandebucuo,jiaoyishengyezongshibushijikuaiqiandedongxijiunengezhawoshangqianle,laozimeiqian,youbenshinimenbaojinga!”

qishidufengjintiandefanchangyouliangdianyuanyin,diyi,talaidaozheijiabenshuyudujiadeshangchangxinqingbenjiubuhao,qicitaxiangzhongxinsuzaoyixiazijidexingxiang,ruguobeihanjiarenfaxianlexingzongyidinghuibeidiaocha,bunengrangtamenduizijiyousuojingjue。

yezongsihubuzaishengqi,tabushideshangxiadaliangqiyanqianzheigeshuaiqiyoubutaijiangdaolidedufengqilai,jiezheweiweiyixiaozheduizheshenbianshuodao:“bazheigerendeshenfendengjiyixia,jiangtalieruwomenjituandeheihuli,wulunjiudianhaishibaihuoxiyu,zhiyaoshita,gaibujiedai。”

yanhouyezongdaqilikai,bingduizhekusibujiededufengluchuyigeguilian。

“niyiweinishisheiyahaizheimedayanbucande。”

zhengdangdufengduizheyezongdebeiyingfenkaizhishi,shenbianyihaoxindagetixingzhedao:

“laodi,zheirennidouburenshi,takeshiyuhanjiaqianjinhanruoxueqimingdeyeshijituanzongcaiyezixuandaxiaojie,nenglifeichangqiang,zhibuguozheixinggeguoyubadao,tayouyigegongrendewaihao......neijiushi‘monv’。”