第1章
噗通！
“kuaikanna！saobaxingdiaohelile！hahahaha！”
kanzhezaishuizhongbuduanzhengzhadenvren，lisumeitoucuqi，tuoleruanjiabianyaoxiashui。
hepankanrenaodejigedipijiantazhunbeijiuren，guaishengguaiqidijiaorangleqilai。
“yo，youshigekanlianbuyaomingde！neiwenjiadexiaoniangzishengdeshijunqiaolexie，ketashigekesisanrenzhangfudesaobaxing，xiaoxinbeitadaizheyiqichenshihedile！”
shuozhe，jirenjiufangsidedaxiaoleqilai。
扫把星？
lisuyandishanguoyimofuzadeqingsu，zongshenyueruhezhong。
taershiyouyibiankaozhejungongdelefengdibeili，shengminghehe，weigaoquanzhong。
kelunsaobaxing，tazixiaodaodakemeishuguoshei！
xiaodaoheshuibeiqiang、niaoshilintou，dadaodaibingtaofamanyi，dongrililiangcaobeilaoshuchileyiban、bainianshiqiaozaitaluguoshihongrandaota。
ruobushizixiaotaxiuxilegeleibenshishouduan，tapashizaojiusileyiwanbianle。
jiulianliuluodaozheigexiaocunzhuang，yezhengshiyinweijituibianjingliukoubanshihuichaodelushangluguoyishanya，shiwandajunjingguo，pianpiantajiaoxiadeneikuaishitouturanzhuiluo，luozaishuizhongpiaoliuzhici。
jiantabutingquan，jigedipishunjianlailexingzhi。
“ganbuganduyiba！zheixiaozinengbunenghuozheshanglai！”
anshangnaonaohonghong，shuiliquegewaianjing。
neinvzixushimeileliqi，jianjianchenlexiaqu。
lisugubudenannvdafang，yibalanguotadeyaozhi，jiangrenzhuaishanglean。
dipimenzhengpazaianbiankanrenao，jiubeitudiyuechushuimiandelisuhedepigunniaoliu。
lisumeilihuitamen，jiangnvrenfangzaiduandiaodelaoshushang，henhenyizhangpaixiangtadehouji。
nvrenwadiyishengtuchuyidakouwuzhuodeheshui，juliekesouleqilai。
“还好吧？”
wenyoumimangdizhengkaiyan，zhengduishangyishuangcanruoxingchendemouzi。
jiantaxingle，lisulimaodixiaolexiao，luchuyipaiguangjiedeyachi。
wenyouquetudibengleqilai，gaoshengjiaodao：“wozhishiyizhixiaojinli，buhaochide！biechiwo！”
lisuzhoulezhoubizi，tasuirandaomeiledian，danshishengdehaishibucuode，youzheimeherenma。
zheiyibeng，wenyoudeshenzhiyeguilonglejifen。
yigubushuyutadejiyiyongrunaozhong，dunshichongdetatounaofahun。
tabenshiyizhixishoutiandilingqihuazuorenxingdexiaojinli，sheizhiquebeibujiangwudedechoudaoshizhuole，bapiquguruleyao，shuoshenmechilejiukeyizhangshengbulao？
xiaohua，tayoubushitangseng！
tazaicixinglai，jiufushenlezheigeyutatongmingdexiaoyatou。
wenyoukunaodizhouqileyizhangxiaolian，yebuzhidaoqinjiaxiulian，nengbunengzhongsutaderoushen。
lisujiantadingzhezheizhangjueserongyanzuochuxiehuajidebiaoqing，duizheigexiaoyatouyeduolejifenxingwei。
“zenme，wojiuleni，lianshengxiexieyebushuoma？”
wenyouyizheng，zheicaifanyingguolaihaiyoupangrenzai。
tagonglegongshen，xuezheyuanzhudeyangziroushengshuodao：“duoxiezheiweigongzi，jiumingzhienwuyiweibao，weiyou......exiabeizizuoniuzuomabaodaengong。”
yipangdedipihongxiaoqilai：“xiaoniangzi，fanzhengnizheidisanrenzhangfuyesile，burujiujiajizheigewaixiangren，jiudidongfang，hainengdangshangyirixinfu！”
tingzhetamenqingtiaoweisuodehuayu，wenyouculecumei。
“fangcaiwoluoshuizhishi，haoxiangshiyourencongbeihoutuilewoyiba。”
wenyouxiaheweiyang，muguanglengsendipiexiangneijigedipi，“wozheirenbiedebuxing，yejiushizheiyishenmeiyunjiachi。”
“yaowoshuoa，zheituiwoderen，dinghuixiangzhiluoshuigouyiyangdiejinheli，ranshangfenghan。”
qizhongyigedipiliansedunshiyibian，cengdijiuzhanqishenlai：“nizheiniangmen，shuoshen......”
huayinweiluo，tabianjiaoxiayihua，conghebiandeshitoushangshuailexiaqu。
taxiayishidizhuozhutongbandejiaohuai，buliaobudanmeinengwenzhushenzi，haihaidetongbanyigejieyigedeluoleshui。
yishijianhezhongxiangxialejiaoziyiban，doushiputengdedipi。
wenyougouqichunjiao，kanlaitashenweijinlidexingyunzhilihaizaima。
lisubaobeiraoyouxingzhidikanzheyanqiandeyimu，zezechengqi。
wenyouquezhuyidaozheirendeyifuquandoushitoule，nianzaishenshang，jianshuodeshencaixianluwuyi。
chiyileyishun，tahaishiqingshengshuodao：“gongzihaishiquwojiayixieba，miandezhonglebing。”
lisudaoyemeijujue，bijinglikaiyebujiyuyishi，haishixiandadianhaozijizaishuo。
liangrenraoguocunren，huilezuidongtoudemaocaofang，wenlaotaitaizhengzuozaimenkouweizheji。
“nimenzheiquntaozhaigui，yitianjiuzhidaochi！ruoshibujiwoduoxiajigedan，mingergejiubanimendouzaige！”
wenyouzuijiaochoulechou，lingzhelisuconghoumenjinlewu。
jilisuxunlejianfuqindeyifu，wenyouzijiyehuilefang，huanleshenganshuangdeyifu。
yichumen，bianjiandaowenlaotaitaibuzhiheshijinletingtang，zhenglazhelisuwendongwenxi。
“nikeshiwosunnvdexinqinglang？jialiyoujijianwafanga？pinlidasuanjijidiaoqian？”
lisudaoyebunao，zhishisixiaofeixiaodirenyouwenlaotaitailazhe。
“奶奶！”
wenyoulianmangdaduanletashilidexunwen，“zheishiwodejiumingenren，wofangcaidiaojinheli，shizheiweigongzijiulewo。”
wenlaotaitaipieleyiyantajiaomeidemianrong，bizilipenchuyiguzhuoqi。
“luoshui？neibianshishenzibeirenjiakanle！zhenghaojiajitabushi！”
wenyoumeitouweicu，yelandetongzheigeshiliyandelaotaitaifeihua，shangqianbianyaolakailiangren。
wenlaotaitaiquehaobukeqidihenhenyihuishou，jiangtadanbodeshenzituideyigeliangqiang。
“唔！”
wenyoumenhengyisheng，diezuozaishenhoudejuzipang。
真是够不讲理的！
wenyouxinzhongyizhenwuyu，zhengyaoqishen，quefajueshoudimodaolegeluorendebudai。
taxiayishijiangbudaishileqilai，fachukuanglanglangyizhencuixiang。
zuandaoqianyanlidewenlaotaitaierduoyishu，yibajiangdaiziqiangleguolai，malidichekaidaizi。
shashijianneiminghuanghuangdetongbanjiuhuanghualetadeyan。
“aiyo，zheibushiwodiudeneidaiziqianma，yuanlaizaizhei！”
wenlaotaitaixishangmeishao，xinxudijiangqiandaishouleqilai，“niyihuikebieluanshuo，zheishilaotaitaiwodesifangqian！”
lisuyanzhongshanguoyimoruoyousuosideanmang，shenshoujiangwenyoufuleqilai。
suiranneijigedipishuotakesilesanrenzhangfu，kebuguanshiganggangzaihebianyehao，haishizheicijiandaoqianyehao，sihu......doubuxiangshisaobaxingnengyudaodeshiqing。
“ni......yunqihenhao？”
wenyouhaiweihuida，wenlaotaitaibianjibukenaidiqiangxianhuidao：“duidui，womenjiayouerkeshifunv，sheiqulesheiyaofajide！”
“nikebietingcunlirenxiashuo，neidoushitamenmingbo，jingbuqiwomenzheifuqi！”
lisufengmuweilian，gouchunqingxiao：“neidaoshi。”
wenlaotaitaiyanjingyiliang，dunshixiaodemanlianzhezi：“neinishenmeshihoulaitiqin？”
wenyoubeizheliangrenfanlegedadadebaiyan。
shengzaizheijiating，yuanzhudemaomeiyebuzhishixingyunhaishibuxingle。
zhengzaiwenlaotaitaijiuchanzhedeshihou，menwaituranchuanlaiyizhenjiaoma。
“xingwende，jiwochulai！”