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jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji，yiwaifashengle。
hanghangdeyongyi，jingbeitiaotaibianyuanyigentuqidegangjinsisigouzhu！
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“啊——！”
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我瞬间杀疯了！
wobuzhidaocongnalilaideliqi，mengdizhuangkaileshenqiandelianggenanren，sihouzhechongxiangtiaotai。
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raner，neigesangjintianliangdewangjiaolian，jingcongwobeihoushenchujiao，jiangwohenhenbandaozaidi。
anyawuzhe**ladelian，jianwoshuaidao，yanshenzhongdeshayijihuyaopenchulai。
tazhuanguoshen，taiqichuanzhegaogenxiedejiao，yijiaochuaizaiwodexiongkou。
“噗！”
wopenchuyikouxianxue，xuewusaluozaitiaotaibianyuan，jidiwenredexuezhu，qiahaojianzaihanghangneizhibeicaidecanburendudeshoushang。
takandaowodexue，kudegengxiongle，sixinliefeidihanzhe：“mama！mamanizenmeyang！”
“womeishi......hanghangbiepa......”
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“laogong，wozheibianyudaodianxiaomafan，yougefengnvrendaizhetadexiaozaiziaishi......”
dianhuaneitou，likechuanlaiyigewozaishuxibuguodeshengyin：
“sheiganqifuwojingshishoufudelaopo？”
是张助理！
wolaogonglumingshenbianzuixinrende，genletajinshiniandezhangzhuli！
wodedanaoyipiankongbai，hanyicongjizhuichongshangtouding。
zhangzhulipingchangzailumingshenbianyongyuanshiguazhexiaodelaoshiren，
zenmeyizhuanshen，jiucuanweichengjingshishoufule？
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“hao！sheirewolaoposhengqi，worangtamenxiadiyu！”
chentamenbuzhuyi，wozhengzhazhexianghanghangnuodongshenzi。
近了，近了！
zhongyu，wolazhulehanghangyijingbeicaidexueroumohudeshou！
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“dengwolaogonglaile，jiubanimenzheidui**muzirengjinjiangliweiyu！”
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“谁敢动我老婆！”
是陆铭！他来了！
可惜，太晚了。
wozaiyezhichengbuzhule，yongjinzuihouyisiliqi，zaihanghangdeerbianshuo：
“biepa，mamapeini。”
zaisuoyourendejinghushengzhong，
wohewodeerzi，yitongcongwumigaodetiaotai，xiangzhekongwuyiwudechidi，zhuiluoxiaqu......