儿子脸上被人用刀划了小乌龟后,我杀疯了第一章

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wogangjieshumimirenwu,jiudezhierzilianshangbeirenyongdaokeleyizhiwugui,

congmanggandaoxuexiaozhiwenyuanyin,laoshiquehanhanhuhu,

“yijingdalejijiule,tongxuedanaoeryi,renjiayuanyisile,duoyishiburushaoyishi”

woxiangdadianhuabaojing,shikunchaopiaozazaierzideshentishang。

“nizheiyangdeqiongguiwojianduole,shiwangoumainiyeliangmingle,naleqian,gun!”

wolengxiaoyisheng,taishoujiuyaobarenrengchuqu,

ranerxiayimiaobengaizaigongsikaihuideqizi,wenroudelouzheshanghaierzidexiaohai,

“zhiyaorangwoerzigaoxing,bieshuoyizhiwugui,yaojitiaomingyewusuowei。”

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erzidelaoshisisianzhuwoyaobaojingdeshou,

“jinjinshiguzheheyidianpiwaishangeryi,meibiyaobashiqinggaoda。”

wotuikailaoshi:“yongdaozailianshanghuawugui?zheishiqingbenshenjiuhenda!”

laoshikankanzuoyoumeiyoubieren,caixiaoxinyiyidishuo:“duifangyouqianyoushi,woshiweileniheqifenghao。”

“tamamashishengdajituandezongcai,xuexiaodeshiyanlou,sushelou,doushichenruimamajuande。”

“jiuweilejintianzheiyikouqi,dezuita,buzhidang。”

woxiaole,neiliangdongloumingmingshiworangrengaide,zenmechengleneixiaozazhongjiajuande?

zaishuoleshengdajituanshiwoyishouchuangbande,namaochugexingchendezongcai?

yigebozishangdaidajinlianzi,geboshangwenzhepipixiadenanrenturancoulai。

zuilimamalielie:“qiongbi,bujiushiyaoqianma?”

shuozhebashikunxianjinzazaiwoerzideshentishang,pilipiqidishuo,

“jiunizheiqiongbi,saodajiesaoshinianyemeijianguozheimeduoqianba?”

“woerziyeshangzhele,laozixinqingbuhao!nichenzaonaqiangundan!”

他儿子也在?

我四下一找。

pangchengqiudechenruizuozaishuxiamiandayouxi。

zuilimamalielie,sihuduiyiqiedoubuman。

xuexiaodexiaozhangzhurenshuji,weiraozheshupaileyiquaner,diantouhayao,genyaoyitigaobieside。

xiaozhangzhengzaianweita:“chenruihaohaoyangshang,qimokeyibukaoshide,suannimenmengongkedoumanfen!”

chenruizhuanxinwanzheshouji,zuilidiuchuyiju:“cao,shaonaxiaoenxiaohuishoumaibenshao!haibushikanshangwomadeqian?”

woyibaqiangzouhaizideshoujirengyibian:“qujiwoerzipeilidaoqian!”

chenrui“pei”leyisheng:“nishenmedongxi,yepeirangbenshaodaoqian?”

woyibajiuzhutabolingzi,tiliuqilaiwangdishangyishuai:“daoqian!”

chenruijianjiaoqilai:“wojinggaoni,wokeshishengdajituandeshaoye,womashilinwan,nidezuiwoshixiangsi”

wohenhenchuaichenruiyijiao:“woguannishishei?nimashishei?”

“budaoqian,jiusuanwomingtiansi,jintianyeyaorangnixiadiyu!”

dajinlianziyuanbenzhengtinglaoshidefengcheng,tingdaochenruicanjiaoganhuilai。

lunquanjiudawo,beiwozhuazhugebohenhenwangdishangyishuai。

chenruijianjiao:“baba,zheigeqiongbibuguangdawo,haibiwojitaerzidaoqian!”

“baba,kuaijiaomamalai,bazheiqiongbiyijiadougaosi!”

dajinlianzinachudianhua,ehenhendishuo:“doujilaozijindaoxuexiaolimianlai,nimenlinzongjiurangnimenzheimebaohushaoyede?”

wugebaobiaomoyangdezhuanghanjinmenzhihoubawoweizhu。

dajinlianziyouchouchuliangkunchaopiao,zaiwomianqianbibihuahua:“xianqianshao,yezaijinitiandianer,lunbudaonijiaoyuwoerzi!”

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woyibazhuazhuchenruigebo,

dajinlianziqideaoaoluanjiao,danxinshanglechenrui,lianmabaoanmeiyong。

wozhuazhechenruidaoleerzishenbian,chuaileyijiaochenruituiwanrangtaguihao。

zheicaicaizhechenruidadianhuajiaojiuwobaobiao。

erzixuruodijiaolesheng:“baba,wolianhaoteng!”

woanweierzi:“jiuhuchemashangjiudao,biepa,babapeizheni。”

jiuhuchelazhedisheng,xiaomenguandesiside。

xiaozhangpixiaoroubuxiaodishuo:“zheiweijiazhang,nifangkaichenshao,worangjiuhuchejinlaikeyima?”

“lianggehaiziyidiandianxiaomaodun,buyaogaoneimedama。”

“zheilizheimeduoren,jiangchixiaquduisheidoubuhao!”

qiangjiuerziyaojin,wosongkaijiao,shiyichenruikeyigundanle。

chenruipaoqilaixianggunyiyang,yiliuyangundaoyibian,

dajinlianziyikanerzibeijiefangchulaile,cuicubaobiao:“lengzheganshenmeni,jiwodasizheilianggejianmin!”

“ganmaofanwochenyedeerzi?”

woyinsensendikanxiangxiaozhang:“shuohaoderangjiuhuchejinlaini?”

xiaozhangduizhedajinlianzi,lianshangguazhechanmeidexiao,

“chenzongyijinganzhaonindefenfubajiuhuchelanzaimenwaile,laoshiyeyijingzoukaichushouxule,wobaozheng,benshimeiyouyigexuexiaoganyaozheigexiaozazhong。”

dajinlianzidijixiaozhangyigenihendongshideyanshen。

chenruijianwobeirenweizhu,zhaohuzhepangbianderen,

“suixiaoyelaidasineigexiaowangbadan!”

keaileshijixiajiaopigun,erduowengwengxiang,naoziyechidunlebushao。

tingdaopangbianerzisixinliefeidehansheng,woturanbaoqiqiangxialaiyigejiaopigun,baerzihuzaishenhou。

erzimanlianshixue,yishimohudehanlesheng,“mama!”

“sheiganqifuwoerzi?”gaogenxiedadadeshengyinchuanlai。

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tingshengyin,zenmeyoudianxiangyuanbenyinggaizaigongsikaihuilaopodeshengyin?

chenruishengyingezherenqunchuanguolai,

“wojiushiwangtadengzishangpolejidimoshui,wangtashuibeilidilejidiniao。”

“jintianzhongwuwobuguoshiwangtafanlichanleyidianbolicha,tajiubuchile,haiyaobafandaole!”

“woqibuguocaizaitalianshangyongdaokeyizhiwugui!”

“jieguotajingranyaowodaoqian,hairangtabadawo!”

yuanbenwenhedenvsheng,sangyinshunjianbinglengwubi,

“xiaozhang,nidangchuzenmegenwobaozhengde,wobaerzijiaojini,nijiushizheimezhaogutade?”

chenruichongjinrenqun,chenwobubei,baerzicongwoshenhouzhuailechulai,yijiaocaizaiwoerzilianshang:“**,huogaibeiwohuaxiaowangba。”

woshenshouhuzhuerzi,quebeidajinlianzicongpangbianchaoguoyigenbangqiugun,yigunzizazaiwodetuishang,

“zaizheili,wolaopojiushitian,ganqifuwoerzi?wofeileni!”

juliedetengtong,rangwokongzhibuzhuguizaidishang,

youshiyijimengunzazaiwodebeishang,wokongzhibuzhuouchuyikouxue。

buyuanchu,beichenruihenhencaizheduzideerzi,turanmuziyuliededingzherenqunwaidenvren,

“妈妈!”

wokanzhemanmanzouguolaidenvren,tongkongzhouranyisuo,bushicuojue,tajiushiyinggaizaigongsikaihuideqizi,linwan!

“那个小杂种……”

linwanbunaifandeditou,xiayimiaoyanjingsisidingzhetangzaidishangdeerzi,kandaowoshi,liansecanbaiwubi。

“ni,nirencuorenle。”linwanhuangzhangfouren,bufalingluanxianglachenruizou!

danshibeichenruigendajinlianzilanxia,“laopopashenme,zheidoushiwomenderen,jintianburangzheilianggezazhongfuchudaijia,woyihoudelianmianwangneifang?”

chenruiheiheiguaixiao:“zaijianleqifeng,nihenibuzhihaodaidebaba,jintianpashihennanhuozhezouchuzheisuoxuexiaole。”

“xiabeizizuogeshiquderenba!”

womoleyibalianshangdexue,ehenhendingzhelinwan:“nihunshengzibeisishengzishangchengzheiyang,linzongbushuodianshenmema?”

linwanlianshangyidianxuesedoumeiyou,hunshenzhandou。

dajinlianzijuzhejiaopiguner,chongwohenhenzalexialai:“fangpi,shaotaojinhu,wolaopozhiyouchenruiyigehaizi。”

“nigeqiongbisheidebianyidouganzhan?”

shuowanyikoutuomo,henhentuzaiwoerzidelianshang。

liangrendoumeizhuyidaoshenhoudoudongyuelaiyuelihaidelinwan,zhishisiwujidandedaxiao。

wotengdewanxialeyao,kanzhequdumendezhongren,congyachifenglijichuyiju:“jintianzaichangdeyouyigesuanyige,nimensheidoubiexianghao!”

menbeidushangle,linwanxiangzouyezoubule。

linwanjiandajinlianzihezhongbaobiaomen,chedibawodadaozaidi,laletashuo:“kuaizhuaishangerzi,zanmenkuaizou,zheigeren,zanmengaobuguo。”

dajinlianzihaohengdishuo:“neijiusuoxingxianzaigaosita!”

“renzheimeduo,jiushuohuoudaside,peijigeqianjiuwanle!”

linwanjidedailekuqiang:“kuaizou,yaobuzoubulele!”

可惜已经太晚了。

wodebaobiaomenshunzhexuexiaoyuanqiangluxutiaolejinlai。