饭桌上。
jiangchengyanqinnidiwozhuwodeshou，wangwanlimianjialeyigepaigu。
“duochidianlulu，tajiadepaiguzuodetebiehaochi。”
shuoshihua，zheigegonglvezhekebizhiqianzuozulezhunbei，bawodexihaomodeyiqingerchu。
jiangmukanzhejiangchengyandedongzuo，lianshangduimanlexiaorong：
“nimendeganqingkezhenhao，bailuyaogankuaihewomenjiadechengyanjiehun，shenggehaizi，ranhoutuiquanba。”
“bijingshiwomenjiangjiadeerxifu，bushihezaiwaimianpaotoulumiande。”
wolianshangdexiaoningguzhule，nazhechabeideshoufangzailezhuozishang，taiqiyanjingmengdongwuzhidiwendao。
“zenmesheng，wobuhuia，yaoburanayinijiaojiaowo？”
jiangmulianseyihong，jiongpodaolejidian，erduodouhongle，tabuzhisuocuodimaiyuandao：
“nizheihaizizhenshide，shuoshenmehuhuani？”
“gangcaihaijuedeniyoujiaoyang，xianzaikanlaizhenshiwocuole。”
“gueryuanzhangdadehaizi，jiushimeijiajiao。”
wojiaohengyisheng，dangzhetademianzuodaolejiangchengyandetuishang，rouruowugudikaozaitadejianbangsajiao。
jiangchengyanshentiyishunjianbiandejiangying，lianshouwangnalifangdoubuzhidao。
“ayi，wozhendebudong，yaoburanwomenxianzaijiusheng，nizaipangbianzhidaoyixia？”
jiangmuliansenankan，kuazhezijidexiaobaotouyebuhuidilikailebaoxiang。
哼。
laodongxi，haixianghewodou，zhenshibuziliangli！
wozhuanguotou，hejiangchengyandeshixianzhuangzaiyiqi。
tazuijiaoqinzhexiao，rangrenganjuerumuchunfeng：“zenmeyang，baidamingxing，shenmeshihoushedecongwotuishangxialai。”
wodexinpengpengtiao，youjizhixiaotuzizaibengdi，naoziluandehen。
“keke，hewoshenghaizishiniderongxing，nibuyaobushitaiju。”
jiangchengyantiaotiaomei，zuijiaodexiaorongyuelaiyueda。
woxiangyaoqishen，quebeitadalidianzailetuishang。
wuzilimianchongmanleaimeideqixi，yaderenchuanbuguoqilai。
wokanzhetamanmankaojindejunyan，naodailimianshanguoxuduolingsuidehuamian，xinzhongturanshengchuwuxianyongqi。
鲁智深倒拔垂杨柳！
司马光砸缸！
孙悟空大闹天宫！
xiayike，woyonglidijiangjiangchengyanshuaidaozaileqiangshang。
砰的一声。
jiangchengyanhaimeiconggangcaideaimeiqifenzhongqingxingguolai，tarouleroutaiyangxue：“lulu，nishuaiwo？”
tatoushangderenwujindutiao，wensibudongdigudingzaiyuandi。
wochenzhetahaimeiqingxingguolai，yigeshanxianzhijiepaodaobaoxiangmenkou：
“a，womenzhengliaozhetianni，niyigebuxiaoxinzijizhuangqiangshangle，aiyo，wolandoumeilanzhuni。”
江成岩：“啊？”