“啊！”
qicandijianjiaoshengxiangchezhenggeyouleyuan。
yangmumuyijingcongdabaichuishangmiankaiqiziyoufeixiangmoshi，zaishoudixinyinlideqianyin，“dong”deyishengluorubuyuanchudeheli，jianqilejudadeshuihua。
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zheiyihuala，yangmumuzuihouyikouqimeile，tuchuyigedashuipao，gale！
hechuangshangyidaoyouandeguangyishanerguo！
全剧终！
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1974nian5yue，chuanshengcshi，jixiechangfujindemougexiaoyuanzili。
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“呕！”
yangmumubaweilimiandedongxituwanhouzhenggerendoushufule。
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他喵的，有毒？
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偶买噶！
chuanyuetaocanzheipotianfuguizhongyulundaotazheigedagonggoulema？
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ng？maosinadebeisuoyourensuanjidexiaokelianjuben。
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he，haizhenshihaodayichuxi！
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zhaolaiqiangjyuanzhudeerliuziwuerliu？
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zhenbucuo，zhunbeigouqiquan！
“xingxingxing，nikuaizouba，daoyuedingshijianzailai，biediaolianzi。”
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“wuwuwu——”wuerliuquanzhetuiwuzhekuaxia，tongkudidagun。
tangwumenwai，cezheerduotoutingdeliangrentingjianlimianwuwuderenshenghepilipalashuaibianzidadaoroushangdeshengyinchuanchulai，liangrenlianshangdoubuyueertongdeguashanglexiaorendezhidexiaorong。
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zhaoyitianxintengdiloudegengjin：“qianqiannizenmenengzheimehao，tadoushiyigepoxiele，nihaiweitayihouzhexiang，wodehaoqianqian，xinghaozheibeiziyudaoleni，womenzou~”
yangmumuquantougengyingle，dakaitangwudemenbianyibianzichaobaozaiyiqideliangrenhuiqu，zaihaozheerrenjinlewu，guanmenjiushiquandajiaoti，xiaopibiansihou。
“zoushenmezou，lailejiubiexiangzou。lianggechoushuigoulidexiaorenzaizheilizhuanggaoshangdehaoren，yigebachazhuangmingbaile，yigeba**zhuanghuole，haizhenshitianshengyiduide**，rangnimenexinwo，rangnimenhaiwo！”