第3章
坤宁宫.
大炎皇后的寝宫。
fangchengensuiyiqungongnvlaidao，yilushangdoudizhetoubuganduopiaoyiyan。
laidaodadianmenkou，gongzhengnvguankanleyanfangchen，yuqizhongmeiyourenheqingxubodong：“xiaochenzi，jinquba，huanghouniangniangzailimiandengni。”
“遵命。”
huiyingleyiju，fangchenshenxiyikouqishenjingjinbeng，dizhetouzoujindadian。
hougongzhizunbuhuiwuyuanwuguzhaojianzijiyigexiaotaijian，taxinzhonggumozhezheijianshikongpaheneinvhuangdiyouguanxi。
xiaoxinyiyidizoujindadianzhizhong，fangchenkanlekanzuoyou，jiujianyichuweizhanghouyouzheyidaoqianying。
fangchenmangdao：“neiwutaijianxiaochenzibaijianhuanghouniangniang，huanghouqiansuiqiansuiqianqiansui。”
“小辰子。”
weizhanghouderenyingkaikou，shengyinruhuangliniaoyibanqingcheyueer。
fangchenganmangdao：“xiaorenzai。”
“guolaiba。”huanghoudao。
tingdaozheihua，fangchenxinzhongyouxiezhuizhuibuan，xiaoxinyiyidizoudaoweizhangzhihou，kanqingneihuanghoumoyang。
顿时呼吸为之一滞。
sanfacepi，yixizunguideminghuangsibeizhezhudabanshenqu，queyouxuebainenfuruoyinruoxian。
nvzinianjidagaizaiershizuoyou，rongmaojuemeiqiedaizhexiexumeitai，yishuanggouhunyananhanchunshui，meifengdangzhongyouyoujifennanyimingzhuangdeyouse。
rucizirongzhixunseneinvhuangdiyichou！
tacetangzairuantazhishang，kanzheyouxiexudaizhidefangchen，shuangmeiqingtiaoyujingtongyangyouxieqingtiao。
“本宫好看吗？”
“好，好看。”
fangchenyanlekoutuomoxiayishihuiyingyiju。
neicengxiangdao，xianqianhaimeitaihengshengdehuanghouniangniangshunjianbiandelengruobingshuang。
“好大的狗胆！”
fangchendengshiheleyitiao，ganmanghuiguoshenlai，tayigexiarennucaizaizheifengjianwangchao，jingrangandingzheyiweihuanghoumengkan。
zheibenshenjiushimaofandejudong，shaletayebuweiguo！
fangchennaozikuaisuzhuandong，xunzhaobujiuzhifa，lianmangdao：“xiaorenmaofan，huanghouniangniangshuzui！shizaishiniangniangrucixianzi，tianshangshaoyourenjiannanxun，xiaorenzongranshiyibeijiandetaijian，yewufabubeixiyin！”
“bucengxiangyincixieduleniangniang，qingniangniangwalexiaorendeyanjingba！”
fangchendengdayanjingkanzheduimiandehuanghouniangniang，yancichengkentaidujianding，jiuxiangkandaolerenshengdedengtazhiludemingdeng，youxiangshiqianwangdongzangchaoshengdexintuyibanqiancheng！
huanghouyileng，yishuanghumeimouzishanguoxiexujingyi，kanzhefangchen：“nirucibupasi？”
fangchenmanliandayilinran，erhousatuoyixiaohuiyingdao：“nengdejianxiafanxiannv，fangchencishengyijingsierwuhanle。jianleniangniang，fangzhiheweihuimouyixiaobaimeisheng，liugongfendaiwuyanse。”
lucaihuangzhijieqileyishenjipigeda！
dunshiganjuezijiquanshendouyouzhongjingdianchuandaodemamaganjue，tarongmaojuemei，pingriligongnvtaijianmenbufachuipeng。
kemeiyouyigexiangyanqianzheitaijianyiyangzhibai，tianderuciqingxintuosu！
xiangbizhixia，neixierenchuipengdeshenmepifubainen，genfangchenneiyijuhuimouyixiaobaimeisheng，liugongfendaiwuyansexiangbi。
jianzhichalebuzhidaoduoshaogedengji！
“nizheinucaidaoshishengdeyilingqiaodezui。”
lucaihuanganxiyikouqi，caiyaxialexintoutengfeidexinxizhigan。
quebucengxiang，fangchenyouyilianchengkendao：“xiaorenzheishifeifuzhiyan，juewunongxuzuojia，tianxianvzizainiangniangmianqianjiebuzhiyiti！”
老子舔不死你！
fangchenxinzhonglengxiao，zijichenjintiangouzhidaoershilainian，yaobushichuanyueguolai，zaotemeyingyoujinyoule！
danfanshinvrenyouqishihaokandenvren，douxihuanbierendechengzan，youqishinanren。
suiranfangchenshigetaijian，dancikelucaihuangkanzhetaneizhangjunlangxiangmao，zaitasuojianderendangzhongyekeyiweilieqiansanjiale。
yigejunqiaonanrendechengzanzuishirongyirangnvrenxinhuanufang，buqiaolucaihuangjiushiqizhongyiwei。
dantayemeiyouwanglejiaofangchenlaishizuoshenmede，qingxiaoyisheng：“xingle，xiaochenzi，bengongshunixianqianwuzui，jiexialainiyaohaohaohuidabengongdewenti。”
fangchenmangdiantou：“niangniangqingwen。”
又过一关。
lucaihuangweiweimiyan：“niganggang，qusihoubixiamuyule？”
fangchenxinzhongyitiao，“huibingniangniangqueyoucishi。”
zheiniangmenwenzheigezuoshenme？
是了。
neinvhuangdishinvzizhishen，erqiewairenhaibuzhidao，zheimeshuolaizheihuanghoujiaruhuanggongzhihouyizhishidushoukongfang？
nanguaixianqianmeiyanjianhaoxiangzhongyuanfudeyouse，ganqingshijimole？
fangchenzhengcaicezhe，lucaihuangshuangmouzhengkai：“bixiayuxunchangnanzi，keyoubutong！”
fangchenxinzhonganzidiantou，kanlaishibeizijicaizhongle，dangjitadao：“huiniangniang，bingwubutong。”
zheihuanghougujiyekaishihuaiyi，huangdibixiashinvrenle。
“当真？”
方辰：“当真。”
tingzhetakendingdeyuqi，lucaihuangxinzhongmanshihuyi，mofeidangnianzheidayanwangchaosiqude，zhendeshigongzhuluoningxin，erfeitaiziluopengcheng？
keruguozhenshiruci，weihezheiyinianlai，tacongweipengguoziji？
是自己不够美艳？
zheigeniantouyishengqihenkuaiyoubeilucaihuangjifoudingle，tagangyaozaiwenshenmedeshihou。
外边传来一声高贺。
“圣旨到！”
“退出去。”
lucaihuangdandandao，fangchenzhidaozheihuashiduizijishuode，mangzouchulepingfengweizhang。
jiujianyiminghongpaolaotaijian，laidaoqindianmenkou，gongjingxunwendao：“huanghouniangniangwanan，ganwenniangniang，neiwutaijianfangchenshifouzaici？”
“有何事？”
lucaihuangshengyinchuanchu，hongpaolaotaijianganmangdao：“huiniangniangdehua，xiaochenzixianqiansihoubixiamuyujieshen，bixialongxindayue，terangnucaidailaishengzhijiajiangshangcifangchen。”
lucaihuangjingyawubi，huangdiyaoshangciyigetaijian！zheikeshiqiansuoweiyoudeshiqing。
fangchenmangdao：“neiwutaijianfangchenjiezhi。”
hongpaotaijiandakaishengzhi：“fengtianchengyun......zhuoshengneiwutaijianfangchenweineiwujianlingbantaijian，shangyinbailiang，suishitinghoudizhao。”
“方辰接旨。”
jieguoshengzhi，fangchenyouxiegantannvhuangdibanshixiaolvzhigao，zheicaiyihuigongfujiujiangtacongyigexiaotaijian，shengguanchenglingbantaijianle。
jiuzaizheishihouweizhanghou，lucaihuangdeshengyinxiangqi：“xiaochenzi。”
“小人在。”
fangchenganmangshouqishengzhi，zheikehaiyouyigenvrenmeiyingfuguoquni。
zaicilaidaopingfenghou，kanzhehuanghoumanlianyihuodeshenqing，fangchengongjingdao：“niangniangyouhefenfu？”
“bixiaweihehuiteyijiashangni！yiwuyishidigaosubengong！”