5
qingyashuodezheigerenshitangchengzhaotongfuyimudemeimeitangenna。
tayilaiwojiubeizhuandaoquangongsiyalizuidadeyewubu，hetangchengzhaochengweijingzhengduishou。
laidaoyewubu，meijinlaijiugandaochaoqiangdediqiya。
wohexiangmujinglibaoledaojiukaishixingongzuo。
“xiaqingning，zheigewenjiankanxia，gongsikuozhanzhibobankuai，nijiuxianlaishishiba。”
jinglidiuxiayifenwenjianlikai。
dakaiwenjian，limianshizhibozhubojihuashu。
wenjianduizhubodeyaoqiuhenjuti，congtaici、yuqidaochuanzhe、dabandengdeng。
yitiaotiaokanxialaiwanquanjiushirangwoyanyige**fangdangdecabiannvzhubo。
wojieshoubulequzhaojingli，kuangqiezenmehuirangwoyigexinrenzuozhubo？
qianshiqingyasuibeiyaoqiuzuozhibo，danshibushizheiyangdecabiannvxingxiang，jiushihenzhengchangdedaihuo。
“yewubuxinbankuai，zheishinidegongzuoneirong，jieshoubulekeyicizhi。zhiyuweishenmeshini，niwaixingtiaojiandabiao，erqiedoushuoleshixinbankuai，duiwomenlaishuodoushixinren，niyijingshizuiheshide。”
jingliyouliyoujudehuafanerrangwowuyanyidui。
wozhihaochuanshangneixiexingganjinshendeyifuzhibo，shuozhezaoyibeihaodetaici。
kenengshifengmianxiyinrenyekenengshiliuliangzhutui，henkuaizhibojianmanshiren。
pinglunyitiaotiaoshuaguo，wojinlianghushineixiecubidepinglun。
huranyitiao“zhuboshencaizhenhao，tiaogewuba”depinglunxiyinsuoyourendezhuyi。
neigeidshitangchengzhao！tazheishishenmeyisi？
jinjiezhe，jiezoudoubeitadaiqilaile，pinglunququanzaijiaowotiaowu。
wojinlianghushipinglunjixunianzhewodegaozi。
xiaochuangkoudanchujinglifalaidexiaoxi“tiaogewu，liuliangyizhizaisheng，reduyaoshanglaile。”
“不会。”
sheizhi，jinglizhijielaidaowomianqiancuiwo，“suibianniuyiniu，kuaidian。”
pinglunquqishuashuadehaizaijiaowotiaowu，jingliliansejianan。
wunaizhixia，woxiangmoxiangyangdiniudongqilai。
tiaodeshihoukanjiantangchengzhaodejixiao，woshishitingxia。
“aiya，wozhendebuhuitiaowu，guaibuhaoyiside。duile，wozheihaiyougeshuaigeni，takanqilaihenhuitiaowu，dajiaqidaixiaba。”
wojiangjingtouyizhuan，duizhuntangchengzhao。
guorandanmulidoushuo“haoshuai，shuaigelaiyige。”
tangchengzhaolianseyijiang，shunjianxiaobuchulai。
“pengyoumentakeshiwomendetangshaotangchengzhaoe，shaodongjiajinimentiaowukeyaohaohaokankan。”
我故意挪揄说道。
“wobuhui。”tangchengzhaoyincecedishuo。
“aiya，tangshaonibieqianxule，bengdideshihounikehaile，jianzhishizhuanyewuzhe。”wowuzuixiaozhe，zhuanerduipinglunqushuo：“pengyoumen，nimenbujilitangshaobuxiangjinimenkanni。”
pinglunqushunjiankaishileqishuashuadifaqipinglun。
“唐少来一个！”
“laiyige，womailenijianeimeduochanpin，nikeyaojiwolaiyige。”
“shuaigetiaoge，tangshideshaoyetiaowuzhenshinande，haohaokankan。”
meibanfa，zaizhongrendeqihongxia，tangchengzhaozhihaoyaobaizhetiaoqilai。
“aiya，guoranshitangshao，zheiyikanjiumeishaoquguoditing。”
“hahahaha，tiaoqilaizenmeyoudianxianghouzi，taigaoxiaole。”
“loushangdebieshuohaizhenshi，haiyoudianxiangdaxingxing。”
huafengyizhuan，pinglunlidouzaichaoxiaotangchengzhaodewuzi。
yanjiantadelianyuelaiyuehei，woyazhubuduanshangqiaodezuijiao。
“haole，jintianjiubodaozheile。”
tangchengzhaoqiangjichuweixiaoduiwangyoushuo。
说着，将直播结束。
“xiaqingning，nishenmeyisi！”
tangchengzhaoshuaixiashouji，duiwofenhendao。
“bushinixianguyizaipinglunqurangwotiaowuma，xianzaibeiqihongtiaowuganjuezenyang？”
我阴阳道。
“nitiaogewuzenmele？worangni**leniyedexiaozhedaying。zaishuo，**leyifuhuanlaigongzuojihui，xianzairangnitiaogewuhuodejinshengyijinghenhuasuanle。”
tangchengzhaoyuqifangdang，manhengwuli。
“nishenmeyisi？woqingqingbaibainibiexuekoupenren。”
我走近逼问。
“zhuangshenmeni？yigekongjiangsheibuzhidaonishizenmejinlaide。”tadangzhezhongduotongshimianguyidasheng，youturanzaiwoerbianyadiyinliang“wobashinihaishinimasihoua，youhuozheshiniliangyiqi？”
wowojinquantou，yazhifennu。
“tangshaoruguoninbijiaoxiandehuahaishiduogaodianyewuba，burantangzongzhenyaohuanleninbuzhidaodaoshihoulouxiajiejiaohaiyoumeiyounindeweizhi。”
说完我离开。