第1章 废柴女婿

linzhoushijiangbianyipianbieshuqunei。

wangchenzhengnazhesaoba,yibiansaodi,yibianmianseyouyudekanzhelitabuyuanchudeshafashang,zhengjinweizuodeneimingjiaoyannvzi。

nvziyuemoershisiwusui,rongmaojiqichutiao,yizhangbazhangdadexiaolian,mianseruotaohua,fengmuruxingchen,jiaochunrumeigui,muguangqingpiezhijian,queshidailaiwuxianfengqing。

kexideshi,ruciqingchengjiaren,lianshangdebiaoqingqueshibugouyanxiao,hunshenshangxiadeqizhi,mingmingbaibaidegaosubieren“qingwukaojin”。

wangchenmeiyicikandaozheige,zuyiling99%denanrenaimudenvren,xintiaodourenbuzhujiasu,bijingnanrendouaimeinvma!

genghekuanghaishigejueshimeiren。

zhishiwangchenzaizheigenvrenmianqian,zongyouyizhongairenyitoudeganjue,weishenmeni?

yinweitashigedaochamendeshangmennvxu,zhongrenyanzhong“chiruanfandenanren”。

jiujielaijiujiequ,wangchenhaobantiancaiqieshengshengdishuodao:

“老婆。”

zheihuagangshuowan,lingyitoudesuyejiuzhale:“nigangcaijiaowoshenme?”

wangchenlikesuolesuobozi,diqibuzudishuodao:

“ninengbuneng......xianjiwoyidianqian,wo......woyoudianjiyong。”

“nigewonangfei,youshenmezigejiaowolaopo!jingranhaiyoulianwenwoyaoqian?nizenmebusapaoniaozhaozhaozijidedexing!!!”

suyekanzhewangchen,meiyanzhongjinshizengeheyuanhen。

tazhendexiangbumingbai,zijiyaoliandanyouliandan、yaozhengqianyenengzhengqian,zenmejiujialezheimeyigewonangdenanren。

wangchendeyanshenbianleyixia,xiangdaozijidechujing,buyoudeantankouqi,yuqiyijiudixia:

“niyaoshibugaoxing,wobujiaonilaopojiushile!zhishiwozhendeyoujiyong,guolejintianwoyidinghuihainide。”

suyetingwenciyan,yifuhenshibunaifandeyangzi:

“niyoushenmezigehewojieqian,niliangongzuodoumeiyounashenmehai?zhenbuzhidaowobazenmejiuxialeyan,jingrankanzhonglenizheimegefeiwu......”

wangchenzhoulezhoumeitou,zuoyijufeiwuyouyijufeiwu,tingdehenshicier:

“bujiejiusuanle,wozijizaixiangbiedebanfa,jirannibuxihuankandaowo,wojiubuzainimianqianhuangyoule。”

shuowanzheihua,wangchenbianlinzhesaoba,zhunbeiquqitafangjiandasao。

daobushitameiguqi,zhishizheichanghunyincongyikaishi,suyejiushibuganbuyuande。

suoyiwangchenzijueduibuqisuye,shenghuoshangdeshiqing,tajuedenengrangjiurangba。

“suibianni。”beiwangchengzheishouqibaozidemoyang,yandeyouxieshuobuchuhualai,zuizhongzhinengqigugudeqingtuleyiju。

kanzheyiyanbuyudewangchen,tahaishitanlekouqi,congaimashibaobaolinachuyiqianduokuaiqian,fangzaizhuozishang,lengshengdao:

“jintianzheiqianwojini,danshimeiyouxiayici,xiwangnizijihaoziweizhi!”

suyelenghengyisheng,zhuanshenbianzoulechuqu。

wangchenyouxieyarandehuiguotou,kanzhezhuozishangdeqian,yijisuyeyouqiyounaoqueyouwulidebeiying,qingxuwufaxingrong。

tayinweijiulesuyefuqinyici,beilaotouzikanzhong,bugujiarendefanduijiangsuyejiajilewangchen。

yuanyiweiyihourizihuiguodebuyiyangdeshihou,xianshiquehenhendejiletayibazhang。

xinhundediyitianwanshang,hedezuixunxundetagangpadaosuyedechuangshang,jiubeiduifangyijiaochuailexialai。

“wangchen,sheiyunxunishangchuangde?”

“wogaosuniwangchen,jiunizheizhongfeiwu,yaobushiwofuqinhunletou,feiyaorangwojiajini,wolianzhengyandoubuhuiqiaoniyiyande!”

“nijingranhaiganzuolaihamachitianeroudemeng,niyebunagejingzizhaozhaonizijidedexing,wokanzhedouexin!”

rutongdaoziyibandelengyanlengyu,rutongyipenlengshui,dunshijiwangchenjiaolegetouxinliang。

xinhundexiyue,yingqubaifumeidexingfen,zaineishunjiandangranwucun,suizhierlaidebianshimangranhewucuo。

ranerzheihaibusuanshenme,zuoweiyimingshenjiabeijing,douhenvfangchadeyuandeshangmennvxu,zuibiequde,haishinvfangjialidebaiyanyubishi。

zheiyangwonangderizi,tashizaishiguogoule。

tafengyinzijideshililiangnian,jintianzhongyudaolejiechudeshike。

nazheqian,wangchenlikequmaileyixieyaocai,huidaozijidefangjian。

kanzhezheigezhinengfangxiayizhangchuangdefangjian,budui,zheigenbenbushifangjian,qishijiushizheitaobieshulideyigexiaochuwujianeryi。

wangchencongjiehundediertiankaishi,bianzhujinlezheigexiaochuwujian,yizhujiushizhengzhenglianggeyue。

“窝囊废?废物?”

“zheixiechenghao,nimenjiaolewoliangnian,congjinyihou,zheiqurudechenghao,zaiyebiexiangfangzaiwodetoushangle!”

raner,jiuzaizheigeshihou,yimingegugaosong,yanjingxiazhang,tangzheyitouxiaojuanfadezhongnianfunv,rutongtaihouyiban,zhanzaimenkoujiansuankebodedajiaodao:

“wangchen,nigefeiwu,zhanzaineiganshenme,haibukuaidasaoweisheng!”

“haode,womashangdasao。”wangchenxiayishidenaqisaobashuodao。

zheizhongnianfunv,zhengshisuyedemuqin,wanglixia,yeshizhongduobishiwangchendeyige。

congtajinmendaoxianzailianggeduoyuedeshijian,conglaimeiyoujitayigehaolianse,youdezhiyoutiaotihebiyi,zengehefenhen。

“saowanlemeiyou,saogedimantuntunde,qubaerlouyedasaoyixia,chuangtaishangdehuijileneimeduo,niyanxiakanbujianma。”

wangchenmeiyouyinghua,zhishidandandesaoshileyiyanwanglixia。

zijizheiliangnian,yinweibeifengyindeyuanyin,weilebaochididiao,bujiewaishengzhi,queshibiaoxiandeyouxiewonang。

cishi,tazhixiangganjinhuifudaodianfengzhuangtai,bianpobujidaideshangle2lou,zhaoleyigewurenzhichu,xunsujiangzijifengyindakai。

jiuting“pa”deyisheng,shentimougebuweixiangshidabaxiehongyiban,wushupengbodeliliang,shunjianbaofaerchu。

baofadeliliangtaiguopangda,ruyijimengyao,taxuruoliangniandeshentiweimianyousuobuzhi,tandaozaidishang。

wanglixiatingdaoerlouyouxiedongjing,zouleshangqujiukandaotangzaidishangdewangchen,dunshihengmeidaoshu,pokoudama:

“haonigewangchen,nikezhenshiyouchuxia!xianzairangnigangehuo,nihaixuehuitoulanle,dabaitiandenizhuangshenmesirena!yaosiyedeweishengdasaowanzaisi!”

shuowanhua,wangchenyanjingzhengkai,hunzhuodeguangmangzaitayanzhongshanshuo,xiangshidabingchuyuhaiweihuifuguolaiyiban,。

wanglixiashuangshouchayao,yiqizhishidao:

“yaosijiusiyuandian,wodaoluodeqingjing。”

daitazouhou,wangchenlikehuidaozijidefangjian,jianggangcaimaideyaocaizhichengyaowan。

chiwanhou,tahuanhuandetuchuyikouzhuoqi,zhenggerenbiandejingshendousouqilai。

“haisuanbucuo,zongsuanshihuifuleyixieshili,suiranyuzhiqianhaishibunengxiangtibinglun。”

wangchenbuyoudetanlekouqi,liangniandeshijian,rangtabujinmeiyoujingjin,fanertuibulexuduo。

“xiawuyougejuhui,jinishifenzhongshoushi,womashangdao。”

suyedalaidianhua,taidujiuxiangshizaiduiyongrenshuohua。

wangchendaoshiyijingxiguansuyedetaidu,daitashoushiwanhou,suyebiandaolelouxia。

zuoshangche,suyehaiteyidekanleyanta,buzhizenmede,jiuzheiduanduandejigexiaoshi,wangchenjiuxiangshihuanlegerenside。

waimaodaomeiyoubianhua,yaoshuonalibuyiyang,jiushiqizhiyinyinyueyuejirenyizhongbutongdeganjue。

“jintianwotongxuejuhui,nidaoneibuyaoshuohua,zuozhejiuxing。”

suyeyaoyaotouandaozijixiangduole,wangchenzheigefeiwu,zenmekenenggaibian。

jintianyouhenduorendoushimeiyoujianguowangchende,suoyirangsuyebixudaishangta。

yaoburantashidasiyebuhuihewangchenyiqichumende。

juhuidedidianzailinzhoushibijiaoyoumingdejiudiannei,suyedetongxuekeyishuodoushilinzhoushidefuerdai,quanzilideren。

zheicijuhui,tamenbaoxialeyijiandaxinghuichang。

wangchenliangrenzoujinqudeshihou,ruodadehuichangneibuxiaershiren,nannvjieshiyizheguangxian,nandeyingjunxiaosa,nvdemeilidongren。

“xiaoye,nizenmecailai,womendoudengnihenjiule。”

lixinzhanqishenyusuyeshuozhe,zishizhizhongdoumeiyoukanshenbiandewangchenyiyan。

“yi,xiaoye,zheishisheia,zenmebujidajiajieshaoyixiaa。”lingyiming.....demiaolingnvlangzhanleqilai,..zaiwangchenlianshangyisaoerguo。

“shiya,jiwomenjieshaoyixiabei。”qitarengenzheqihong。

tamenbushibuzhidaowangchendeshenfen,congwangchenjinlai,suoyourenyijingjiangtacongtoudaoweidekanleyibian,yanshenzhongjinshibuxie。

wangchendezhangxiangshuobushangshuaiqi,yebusuannankan,dingduojiushiqingxiueryi。

youqitadechuanzhehenshiputong,yutamendeshehuapinpaiwanquanbushiyigedangci,zaihuichangneixiandegewaixianyan。

daoyebushiwangchenguyiyaodabanchengzheiyang,shitashizaishimeiyounengnachushoudeyifu,jiulianpingshihuadeqian,yeshiwensuyeyaode。

yaobeijingmeibeijing,yaozhangxiangmeizhangxiang,haishigeshangmennvxu,yidabanderenyijingduiwangchenbuyiweiranqilai。

suyecishiyeyouxieganga,renbuzhufue,lianmianquanbeiwangchendiujinle。

lixinheheyixiao,zhizhewangchenshuodao:

“zheiweijiushiwomensudameinvdelaogong,wangchen。”

zheihuayichu,mingxiandenengtingdaohuichangneiyourenbuxiedechixiaochusheng。

“nihao,wojiaohujinhui。”yiweinianqingshuaiqidenanzixiaohehedezoudaowangchenmianqian:

“wennigewenti,nijuedenipeideshangsuyema?”