第2章秀色可餐

zheigechangmian,jianzhinanyirumu。

gaogaozaishangdelingxinjunzhu,jingranbeirencaizhenaodai,zhengzhangliandoumaijinletianyaohuilangchouhonghongdepaixiewuzhong。

suoyourendouwanghoutuiqu,exinoutuganbuduanzaixinzhongmanyan。

“tianna!dajiejie!nizheishizuoshenme!”

“dishangdehaoxiangshilingxinjunzhu!”

jiuzaizheishi,xiangfudesanxiaojiexiaoyueersixiaojiexiaoxingerganleguolai,tamenshierfangdedinv,erqieshishuangtaijiemei,zhangdeshifenxiangsi,moyangdouhenxiuli。

shenpanghaiyouyigeshenchuananzisejinpao,junlangfeifandenianqingnanren,tashencaiqizhang,yibiaotangtang,shensewenrunqianhe,jirenyizhongpingyijinrenzhigan,shenshangdaizhedandandelongzizhiwei,qizhigaogui。

tabianshiwujiwangchaoshengmingzaiwaidetaizidianxiaxuanjunhao,zaiminzhongjiandehushengjigao。

“dajiejie,haibuzhushou!nizaiduilingxinjunzhuzuoshenme!”

sanxiaojiexiaoyueerjiaohezhedao。

“kanbujianma?wozaijitachidabudehaodongxia。”

xiaoliangerjiaoxiayongli,xianxianyuzhimolemozuolian,zuolianshangyoujidaozonghengjiaocuodebahen,chuganzhenshi。

zhenxiangbudao,talikaizheijushentibangeyue,juranyouhuilaile。

“lianger,ninaozihaole?”

taizikanleyiyandishangyuezhengzhayuezangdelingxinjunzhu,weiweicumei,suihouwenxiangxiaolianger。

“你哪位?”

会不会说话呢!

xiaoliangerlengyansaoleguoqu,mouguangruili。

“gushitaizi,nideweihunfu。”taiziyuqiwenhe,yanshenyejirenrumuchunfengdeganjue,tashuo:

“lianger,nixianfangkailingxinjunzhu,youshenmeshiqing,guhuitinizuozhu。”

“woconglaibuxuyaosheitiwozuozhu,tajiranjuedezheipaixiewushishangci,jirenchishitaiju,neijiurangtachigegou!”

xiaoliangergouchunshuodao,nongmidejiemaoxia,yanshendaizhejifenboliang。

“lingxinjunzhushiguike!nihaibusongkai,jiubieguaimeimeiqubazumuqinglaile!”sanxiaojiexiaoyueerzhoumeishuodao,xinzhongyinweixiaoliangerbuzaichishaerjingyabuyi。

shuowan,bianrangshenbiandexiarenqulaxiaolianger。

meidengxiarenpengdaoziji,xiaoliangerjiutaikailejiao。

tuolishufu,lingxinjunzhuxunsudepaleqilai,neizhanglianshanghumanleexinzhiwu,tahenhenyipailingshoudai,limiandetianyaohuilangyoupaolechulai。

“jibenjunzhuchileta!”

tahunshenfadou、yaoyaqiechidehoudao。

 唰!

judadehuilanghoujiaoyisheng,rujifengyibanchaozhexiaoliangerpuleguolai,jianlidezhuaziduizhuntadehoulong,yanjianzhejiuyaoxuesadangchang。

“灵心住手!”

taizihedao,chushouyijinglaibuji。

xiaoliangerhoutuishubu,shouzhongduochulejigenyinzhen,dantahaiweichushou,zhiting“peng”diyishengjuxiang,tixingjudadetianyaohuilangdaofeilechuqu,jiashandoudaotaleyiban。

ertademianqian,duoleyigeshenchuanheijinzhangpao、qizhijinguidejunmeinanren。

“噗!”

yikouxueconglingxinjunzhukouzhongpenlechulai。

“huiwangsile!wodelingchongsile!”

lingchongyuzhurenzhijianyouqiyue,lingchongyisi,zhurenyehuizaodaofanshi。

“夜王!”

“拜见夜王!”

zaichangderenyikanjianlairen,lianmangditou。

yewang?tajiushihuangshangdiwuziyewangxuanjunlin?

xiaoliangerkanxiangxuanjunlin,tawuguanjunlangwupi,bianshizhilanyushubandetaiziyewufayuzhixiangbi,fengmoushensui,yanzhongrujianbudaodidexuanwo,tadetongsejuranhaishishenzise,yuankanxingruheitong,jinkanquehenmingxian,rutianrandezisehupo。

tazuijiaoqinzheyimoruoyousiwudeqianxiao,xiemeikuangjuanqiegaoguiqingleng,liangzhongqizhirouhezaiyiqi,gengjirenyizhongnanyandemeili。

xuanjunlingangcaibingmeiyouchushou,chushoudeshitashoushangdeyizhiheimao,zheizhiheimaotixingbiyibandemaodayidian,erduoshanghaiyouyicuoshuqideheimao,tongkongyouyou,mingmingzhishiyizhimao,quejirenwanshouzhiwangdebaqigan。

tayichuxian,sanxiaojiesixiaojiejiqitaguigongzixiaojiemendouwanghousuoleyixia,yanshenzhongsihudaizhekongjuzhiyi。

lingxinjunzhudeqiyueshoubeitadeheimaodasile,tadoubuganduohangyisheng。

ertaquecishizhengmouguanglianyandedingzhexiaoliangerkan,zitaiyonglanjiandaizhelingrenbuganxiaoqudewangzhezhiqi。

xiaoliangerbeitazheiyangdingzhe,xintouganjuetadeyanshenyoudianguaiguaide。

“duoxieyewangchushoujiugudeweihunqi。”

taizihuranduixuanjunlinshuodao。

“benwangkebushitinijiude。”

xuanjunlinchunjiaoshangyang,yishuangzimouyouyoudekanzhexiaolianger,kandoumeiyoukantaiziyiyan。

taizizhouqilemeitou,budongshengsedao:

“yewangshuoxiaole,liangershigudeweihunqi,guzidangyaotitadaoxie。”

yanwaizhiyi,shirangtanongqingchuxiaoliangerdeshenfen,buyaoyuyuele。

keyewangqishineizhongzaiyishenfenderen?

“neizenmebanni,benwangyehenxihuanxiaoliangerni。”

tashengyinsihuyouxiekunao,mingmingmeizuoshenme,zaichangderendounengganjuedaotabirendeqishi,toushangdoumaochubohan。

xiaoliangermiqileqiheidemouzi,yewangzheishishenmeyisi!

tabuxintazhendekanshangleziji,zijixianzaidezheizhangbeihuirongdelian,shigenanrendoubuhuixihuan。

taizixiuzhongquantoujinwo,haoyihuier,caikanxiangxiaolianger,wenrouchushengdao:

“liangermeiyouhedaoba,yewangshizaikaiwanxiao,nibuyongdangzhen,nigangcaimeiyoushoushangba?”

“taizigege!lingxindoubeitaqifuchengzheiyangle,nijingranhaixiangzhezheigechoubaguai!”

xiaoliangerhaimeishuohua,lingxinjunzhujiubukezhixindewuzhelexinkou,xiangyaotaizijitataohuigongdao。

“lingxinjunzhu,nishuosheichoubaguai?xiaoliangerrucihuarongyuemao,xiusekecan,nizaijiduta?”

yewangyonglandeshixianmorandesaoleguolai,shengyinmingminghenpingdan,queranglingxinjunzhulianseyibai,danzhanxinjing。

zhongrenyepaa,yewangzheigeyangzihaoxiangsuishihuisharenyiyang,keshitamentongshirenbuzhuzaixinlitucao:

yewangdianxia,ninyanxiama?

花容月貌?

秀色可餐?

您认真的吗?

xiaoliangerdeyanjiaoyerenbuzhudouleyixia,zheigeyewangshibushiyoushenmemaobinga!

“lairena,balingxinjunzhudiuhuliquxiganjing,biexunzhewomenxiaoliangerle。”

yewangyishenglingxia,simianbafanglijichuxianlejiren,balingxinjunzhuyazhe,shuaijinleqianfangdehuli。

gezhelaoyuandounengtingdaolingxinjunzhushazhubandejiaosheng。

zaichangzhongrendoudexiangfalewendeji,shengpabeiyangji。

“yifupole,pishang。”

erbianchuanlaiyidaodichenyouburongjujuedeshengyin,jinjiezheyijianheijinwaishanpizailexiaoliangerdeshenshang。

tazhalezhayanjing,yihuodedingzheyewang,tajuedetayexuzhendeyoudianchoumaobing——xihuanchounvdechoumaobing。

“yewang,bubile,liangerchuangudejiuxing。”

taizizhunbeituoxiazijishenshangdewaipao。

xiaoliangerkanzheshenshangdeyishang,youkanxiangtaizidiguolaidewaipao,zheiliangnanrendouyoubingba,zijizheizhanglianjuchouwubi,tamenhaizhengzhejizijiyifu,naozilixiangshenmeni!

“taizidianxia,yewangdianxia,yuanlainimenzaizheili,yaokaixile,laotaijuntedirangjiaerlaixunnimen。”

qiazaicike,yidaowenrouhaotingdenvzishengyinconghoufangchuanlai,zhijianyigeshenchuanehuangsesudanzhangqundeshaonvzaiyahuandegensuixiahuanhuanzoulai。

tamoyangyouweijingzhi,fubaisixue,meimouzhuchun,meixinhaiyouyidianzhusha,gengzengtianletaderoumeizhigan,qizhidanbojiandaizheguiqi,henrongyirangrenjianzhiqingxin。

kandaotameixindezhushazhi,xiaoliangerjiucaidaotashisheile,jingchengdiyitiancaishaonvxiaojiaer,xiaojiaerxiaojie!

xiaoliangerzheixieniansuiranbuzaijingcheng,danshijingchengdedaxiaoshiqing,nantaotadeermu。

zhishitameixiangdao,tabuguoshilikaizheijushentibangeyuedeshijian,tarenjiuyijinghuidaolejingchengxiangfu,haibeirenbaibanxiuru,ruobushitajishicongxiandaihuihun,kongpajiubeianzhechifenbianle。

danzheishizaixiangfu,shixiaojiadedipan,tabeirenqifuwuru,kongpashixiaojiarenguyiyindaode,fouze,tashenbianbukenengyigeyahuandoumeiyou。

moujianlengmanghuaguo,xiaoliangerbulushengse。

“laojiaerxiaojieqinzilaipaoyitang。”taiziyuqiwenrou。

xiaojiaerqianqianyixiao,suihoumeitouyizhou,xiangshicaikanjianledishangdejulangshiti,wuzhefenchunjingyawendao:

“zheibushilingxinjunzhudelingchongma?zenmesizailezheili?lingxinjunzhuni?”

“haibushidajiejieredehuo!”erfangdexiaoyueerxiaoxingerliangjiemeilianmangtianyoujiacudexiaoshengjiangshiqingshuoleyibian。

xiaojiaerchijingdekanxiangxiaolianger,suihoujiaohuabandelianshangluchuxinxizhise:

“taihaole,jiejiebushale,jiaerjiuzhidao,jiejiedenaodaiyidinghuihaode!jiaerzheijitianchizhainianfo,jiushipanzhejiejienenggouhuifuzhengchang,jiaertaigaoxingle!”

shuozheshuozhe,tahaimoqileyanjiaodeleihua。

xiaoliangerkanzheta,shuokujiuku,lihuadaiyu,shigehenren。

“jiejienifangxin,lingxinjunzhudedajiangjunfuneibian,jiaerhuirangdieniangpairenqujieshiqingchupeilidaoqiande,jiaerzhidaojiejieyidingbushiguyide!”

xiaojiaerlaqitadeshou,yuqianfu,yanshenzhenchengwubi,xiangshizhendexihuantazheigeshiniansuweimoumiandeqinshengjiejie。

xiaoliangerbashouchoulehuilai,shouzhidongledong:

“neizhenshiduoxiemeimeile,buguopeilidaoqianjiubuyongle,lingxinjunzhucuozaixian,gaitalaijiwopeilidaoqianhaichabuduo。jiranyaokaixile,neiwojiuxianquhuanshenyishang,zaiquzhongxinzhengzhongjianjiandienianghezumu。”

taguyijiazhongle“zhengzhong”erzi,tadaoyaokankan,henxinbayuanzhudiuzaixiaohuangcunshinianbuwenbuwenderen,duitazheigeqinshengnverdaodishishenmetaidu。