第5章
yewangzuijiaoqinzhexiao，rutongyizunjunmeiwuchoudeyaonie，kanzhexiaolianger。
xiaoliangerkanqilaikebuxiangshixiangyecungu，tachifandesudusuikuai，danxijiaomanyan，kouzhongmeiyoufachubandianshengyin，bineixiecongxiaobeixixinjiaoyangdeguinvgengweiyouya。
erqietabingbushikeyide，buxiangneixieguinvduanzhezitai，ershiguzilideyouya。
有趣。
yaoshibeirenzheiyangbeiyewangdingzhe，kongpazaojiuhedenabuwenkuaizile，pianpianxiaoliangerquexiangshimeiyouchajueyiyangtairanziruo。
chixizhishichangmianshi，songhelicaishizhongtouxi。
laotaijunshenfenzungui，henduojiazudouzhunbeilezhonglixiangzaishouyanshangtaohaolaotaijun。
fancaimeichijikou，yigegekaishirangxiarensongshanghelidanle，youxieguizhongdewujian，haishigejiajiazhuqinzisongshanglaide。
laotaijunzheimeduonianshenmehaodongximeijianguo，zhongrensongshangheli，takanguozhihoudouzhishiweiweidiantou，lianshangkanbuchushenmeqingxulai。
“zumu，zheishisunnvqinshoujininxiudesongheyanniantu，xiwangninnengfushoumianyan。”
erfangdeshunvxiaoqiershangqian，tadelianggeyahuanzhankaileyifuyouliangsanrenzhangdexiupin，shangmiandexianhexuxurusheng，zhouweiyousongyouju，zhenjiaojinmi，shuangmiankanbudaoyidianxiantou，kejianxiugongshenhou，meigenianbadegongfuxiubuwan。
danlaotaijunyiranshenselengdan，zhidandande“ng”leyisheng。
xiaoqierminchuntuihuilezuoweishang，shenqingshiluo。
erfangdinvxiaoxingerzaiyipangxiaoshenghengdao：“zheidengdongxiyegannachulaidiurenxianyan！”
shuowan，tazhanleqilai，xiaoyinyindeduilaotaijunshuodao：
“zumu，wohejiejiejininzhunbeileyijiandali，ninyidinghuixihuan！”
laotaijunshenseweidong，jimianzidewendao：“e？shishenmedalia？”
“shizhuyitangmingjingdashiqinziweininfengzhideyifu，sunnvqinglehaojiucaiqingdongtani！jintianmingjingdashihuiqinzidaizhesunnvjininzhunbeidehelilaijininzhushou！”xiaoxingeryouxiejiaoaodeshuodao。
zhuyitang！haiqingdonglemingjingdashi！
zaichangdehenduorenlianshangdouluchulezhenjingzhise。
zhuyitangshijinjinianturanzaijingchengxingqidechengyige，limianshenmenianlingduandeyishangdouyou，wulunnannvlaoshao，kuanshibujinxinyinghaokan，erqiehaironghelemiwenzhishu，youfangyuzibaoyihuogongjidezuoyong，chuanzaishenshang，bujinjinshijianpiaoliangdeyifu，haishijianfabao。
zhuyitanghaiyougezhongjingmiaodeshoushi，yuzhongbutong，tongyangkeyoumiwen，jishipiaoliangdeshoushi，youshichenshoudewuqi。
jingchengdegongziguinvmenquandouyinengchuanshangzhuyitangdeyifu，daishangzhuyitangdeshoushiweirong。
sheishenshangmeiyouzhuyitangdeyifuheshoushidoubuhaoyisichumen，pabeiqitarenxiaohua。
zhuyitangdeyifushoushi，neijiuyigezikeyixingrong——gui！
haiyoujiushinanmai，maiyijianyifuzhishaoxuyaopaijigeyuededui。
zheiqizhong，youyimingjingdashideshouyizuiguizuinanmai，tazuoyifudoushikanxinqing，xiangzuojiuzuo，buxiangzuojiubuzuo，youxierenqiulemingjingdashiyiniandoumeiyoudedaotadediantou，danzhaotaderenyiranluoyibujue。
yinweimingjingdashishigemiwendashi，tazaozaijishinianqianjiuwenmingzhenggedongzhou，takehuademiwennengliangkeyizuheqiangdadezhenfa，kezairenshenshang，nenggoujifaqianneng，dangnianbuzhiyouduoshaorenqiuzhetakexiamiwen，quemeixiangdao，taxiaoshinijiduonianzhihou，jingranzuoyifuqule，qingdedongtaderenyezhenshilihai。
sheiyebuzhidaozhuyitangbeihoudelaobanshishei，zhizhidaocirenshifenshenmi，congbulumian。
“hao！haishixingeryueerxiaoshun！”
laotaijunmanyidediantou，weiyandelianshangranshanglecixiangdexiaorong。
xiaoliangerweichileyisheng，ranglaotaijunmanyilecaijiaoxiaoshun，hualeyinianduoqinshouxiuchulaideheshoutuquebandianhuiyingdoumeiyou，zheigelaotaipokezhenshishuangbiaogou。
“dajiejie，nixiaoshenme，nihaoxianghenbuxiedeyangzi？haibuzhidaodajiejiejizumuzhunbeileshenmehaohelini！”
huran，pangzhuodexiaoyueerhurankanzhexiaoliangergaoshengshuodao。
“wobunengxiaoma？nandaoyaowokucaixing？jintianyoumeiyourensi，rangwokubutaihaoba。”
xiaoliangerkanzhexiaoyueer，shense“tianzhen”deshuodao。
“hunzhang！zheishinizumudeshouyan，shidaxiderizi，nishuodedoushishenmehua！”
xiaozhanchangpaizhezhuozinuhedao。
kanxiangxiaoliangerdemuguangzhizhong，quedaizhebujiayanshideyane。
anlishuo，qinshengnvershinianbucengjianmian，jiusuanmeiyouduomeqinqie，yezhishaogaiyoudianqinqingzailitou，danshixiaozhanchangdeyandizhiyouzenge，kanbudaoqitaganqing。
xinghaoxiaoliangershentilizaohuanlegexinzi，fouzededuoshangxina，niangbutengdiebuai，haibatadangchengzaixingni。
xiaoliangeryouxieweiqudeshuodao：
“woyemeishuoshenmea，wojiushuoleyige‘si’zi，diezheimefennu，shipazumusileyaociguandaixiaoma？nifangxin，qianniandewangbawanniandegui，wokanzumushentihaozheni，sibulede。”
“ya，diezenmeliandoulvle，womeishangguoxuetang，meiwenhua，butaihuishuohua，yeconglaimeirenjiaoguowo，yaoshiyoushenmeshuodebuduidedifang，diekeqianwanbuyaoshengqi，bieqihuaileshentijiubuhaole，niangzheimenianqing，yidinghaibuxiangshouguade。”
xiaozhanchangdelianshiyouqingyouzi，laotaijunheliushigengshiqidexiongkoujulieqifu，qiangrenzhecaimeiyoushitai。
haibudengjirenfachunuqi，xiaoliangeryoujixushuodao：
“wogangcaixiaoa，shixiaosanmeimeihesimeimeisahuang，yinweimingjingdashigenbenmeiyoudayingtamenjizumuzuoyishang。”
“你放屁！”
xiaoxingergubushangguinvfengdu，zhijiezhanqilaizhizhexiaoliangerdebizinudao：
“womenmingmingqingdaolemingjingdashi，mingjingdashimashangjiuyaolaile！”
zhongrenyejuedexiaoliangerzaixiashuo，xiaoxingerxiaoyueeryaoshibunengqingdaomingjingdashi，huidangzhezheimeduorendemianshuochuzheixiehuama？dangranbuhui，yinweiqingyijiunengbeijiechuan。
“明静大师来了！”
jiuzaizheishi，waitouchuanlaiyishengtongbao。
dunshijian，zhongrenkanxiangxiaoliangerdeyanshenjiuxiangshizaikanyigesahuangjing，zheimekuaijiubeidalian，zheigechunhuoyebuzhidaoshuodianbiedeburongyibeijiechuandeshiqing。
laotaijunlenglengdekanlexiaoliangeryiyan，suihoudao：“youqingmingjingdashi。”
mingjingdashipingdandezoulejinlai，tashigewenwandafangchuanzhesujingdezhongniannvren，qizhirulan，yizouyidongjian，doudaizhebuyibandeqiyun。
dantajiaobuhudiyidun，muguangluozailexiaoliangerdelianshang，yandihuaguoyimojingyajingxizhise，zheidaoshenseyihuangerguo，kuaidaomeiyourenfaxian，zhiyouyewangzuijiaoqinzhedexiaorongbiandegengjiashenkele。