“haha！zhenshigeshazi，rangtaguixiatajiuguixia！”
“jiutazheiyang，haitaiziweihunqi，jitaizitixiedoubupei！”
jiashanpang，yigemuguangdaizhideshaonvchishadeguizaidishang，yiqunjinyiyufudegongzixiaojiexiaoshengbuduan，yiqirutaweile。
“xiangxialaideshazi，benxiaojiexiezizangle，jibenxiaojietianganjing！”
yigexiaozhangbahudeqianjinxiaojiebaxiuhuaxieshenlechulai，zhizheshangmiandehuichen，rangguidideshaonvtianganjing。
zhongrenhongrandaxiao，haiyourenshijinganzhetadenaodai。
shaonvkongjudizhengzha，fachudajiao。
“kuaiduzhutadezui，bierangrentingjianle！”
“jiaoshenmejiao，huiqisile！”
jintianshixiangfulaotaijundeshouyan，zheixiegongzixiaojiedoushilaiheshoude，laihouhuayuanwanzhenghaokanjianlezheigechishashaonv，tashixiangfudaxiaojiexiaolianger，buguozaiqiwusuishi，gaosengshuotashizaixingzhuanshi，huijixiaojiadailaizainan，jiujiangqisongdaolexiaoshancunli，shinianzhihou，yejiushiqianliangri，caijiangtajiehuilai。
dajiadouzhidaoxiangfudaxiaojieshigechoubaguai，zaitaxiaoshihoulianjiubeihualanle，meixiangdaotaqianduanrizifagaoshaohaibanaozishaohuaile，bianchengleshazi。
ketadeshenfen，haishitaiziweihunqi，shitagangshengxialaishi，huangshangjiukoutoucixialehunyue。
zaichangdeqianjinxiaojiemenxinzhongziranbupinghengle，taizineibangaoguiderenwu，yigechishachouloudecunguzenmepeideshang，yueshixiuruta，tamenjiuyueyouyouyuegan。
“nimenzaiganshenmeni！”
jiuzaizheishi，yigechuanzhedahongsezhangqun，moyangyanlidenvzizouleguolai。
“灵心郡主！”
“junzhu……women……”
lairenshidajiangjunzhinvlingxinjunzhu，shenfenzungui，dajiajinghuangshicuo，lianmangsongkaileduixiaoliangerdeqianzhi。
“tajiushitaizigegedeweihunqi？”
lingxinjunzhubingmeiyouwenzuideyisi，talengyansaoxiangguizaidishang、langbeibukandexiaolianger。
“shide，junzhu，tajiushixiangfudaxiaojiexiaolianger，taizidianxiadeweihunqi。”
“heng！guozhenshigechoubaguai！gangcainimenrangtatianxie，tahaizhidaobutian，kanlaiyemeiyouwanquanchishama，nimenshuo，ruoshirangtachibenjunzhulingchongdefenbian，tahuichima？”
lingxinjunzhuzuijiaogaogaoyangqi，yanshenxixue，kanxiaoliangerdeyanshen，jiuxiangshizaikanyizhichouchong，yizhilouyi。
zhongrenxinzhongyixi，meixiangdaolingxinjunzhuyehetamenyiyangtaoyanxiaolianger！
yeshi，dajiadouzhidao，lingxinjunzhuyangmutaizidianxiabushiyiliangtianle，turantaiziweihunqihuijingle，tanengjieshoucaiguai。
“郡主好主意！”
“tingshuojunzhudelingchongkeshisijigaojielingshoutianyaohuilangni！gaodaweifeng，biebaxiaoliangerjihetanlehaha！”
lingxinjunzhugouzhezuijiao，gaogaozaishang，turandalegexiangzhi，tayaojiandelingshoudaiyidou，yizhiweifenglinlindehuisejulangchuxianzaileyuandi。
“吼——！”
yishengdihou，mandixingfeng，tazuibianhaicanliuzhexueji，yinggaishibujiuqiancaijinshi。
dajiadouxiayishidehoutuilejibu。
dishangdexiaoliangeryezaisesefadou，chidaideyanshenhaowulingqi，queyezhidaohaipa。
lingxinjunzhukanzhetazheibandijian，xiaoyigengshen，guyirangtadelingchongshangquheta，buguolingchongxiashoukemeiyouqingzhong，buyihuierjiuzaixiaoliangerbeishangliuxialejitiaoxuezhuayin，lianyifuyezhualanle。
“真没意思！”
jianxiaoliangerzhizhidaoshalenglengdefuzaidishangfadou，lingxinjunzhudunshijuedesuoranwuwei。
xiangqidaihuierxiangfudesanxiaojiehesixiaojieshuohuibataizigegeyinlai，tadao：
“xingle，tingshou，huiwang，nikeyipaixiele，rangxiaodaxiaojiechangchanggaojielingshoufenbianshiheziwei，benjunzhutiantianweinichidijiedelingshourou，nidepaixiewukeshidabuni，xiangbitatiantianzaixiangxiachikangyancai，haimeichiguozheibanhaodongxi！”
ruoshirangtaizigegekandaotaweihunqilianfenbiandouchidexia，taizigegehaihuiqutama？
zhouweidegongzixiaojiehongtangdaxiao，haikuajunzhuzhenshirenmeixinshan，shedebazheidenghaowujixiaoliangerchi。
tianyaohuilangdunxia，meiyihuier，jiuchuanchuleyizhenechouzhiwei。
suoyourendouwuzhulebizi，baokuolingxinjunzhuziji，tianyaohuilangchishengrou，paixiewuziranechouwubi。
“chia！xiaodaxiaojie！zheikeshihaodongxi!”
灵心郡主说道。
xiaoliangerwanghousuoleyixia，chouloudelianshang，neishuangqiheidemouzimeiyoubandianshengqi。
“duoshenmeduo！lairen，sihouxiaodaxiaojiejinshi！”
lingxinjunzhubunaifandehanlaitadeshouxia。
lianggeshenxinggaodadeyahuanshunjianjiujiangxiaoliangerfanshouqianzhi，yazhetadelianchaoneitanpaixiewukaojin。
“啊啊啊！”
xiaoliangerturandajiaoqilai，xianggeshagu。
“啪！”
lingxinjunzhuyibazhanghenhenshanleguoqu。
“zaijiaobenjunzhudasini！rangnichinijiuchi，jinichishitaijuni！”
xiaoliangerbeizheiyibazhangdadenaodaidouwaile，lianjiashunjianzhongleqilai，zuijiaoyixue，shentiyiruan，yanjingyebishangle。
“zheishazi，jingranhaihuizhuangyun！”
lingxinjunzhulenghengyisheng，taishouyouyigebazhangshanleguoqu。
ranerjiuzaizheishi，xiaoliangerturanzhengkaileyanjing，tongyangshiqiheidemouzi，ketayizhengkai，buzaisiqichenchen，siyouhanguangzhaxian，lengmangyishanerguo，xiandeyaoyezhiji。
“咦？”
jiashandingshang，yigeyaoniebandeheijinpaonanrenturanqingyileyisheng，yuanbenlanyangyangshaitaiyangdeta，zitaibuzairuzhiqianneibanyonglansuiyi。
erdixia，dianguanghuoshizhijian，xiaoliangershudidongle，tashuangshougugekakazuoxiang，yixinghuanwei，yazhetadelianggeyahuanzhiganjueshoushangyiqing，jinjiezheturanyouyiguqianglichuanhuishoushang，shizhongganshunjianchuanlai，lianggeyahuandaofeilechuqu，pengranzhuidi。
lingxinjunzhudebazhangyijingshanleguolai，danhaimeiyoudadaoxiaoliangerdelianshang，yizhixianxibaixideshoubianyijingjinjindezuanzhuletadeshouwan！
“xiaolianger！fangkaibenjunzhu！”
lingxinjunzhudajingshise，wulunruheyemeiyouxiangdao，xiaoliangerjuranhuifanji，haizheimelihai！tadeshoudongdoudongbule！
budui！xiaoliangermingmingshigebunengxiuliandefeiwu，tacongxiaojingmaibutonga！
tanalaizheimedademanli！
“呵！”
xiaoliangerkouzhongfachuyishenglengchao，qimourubing，zuanzhelingxinjunzhudeshouhenhenyizhe，ranhouyongqiaoliyilayian，shunxizhijian，jiujianglingxinjunzhuneigaogaozaishangdenaodaianjinledishangyiduisanfazheechoudepaixiewuli。
“啊唔！”
灵心郡主猛地挣扎。
xiaoliangerzhanqishen，yijiaocaizailetadehounaoshaoshang。
zheituruqilaidebiangu，jingdesuoyourenmudengkoudai，shuobuchuhualai。