huoxushimingziqidebadao,henkuaijiuyouhaojigeguanzhongjinlaile,haifalejigedanmu。
suoweidedanmu,jiushiguanzhongdepinglun,dantahuixiangzimuyiyangchuxianzaipingmushang。
【youshizhibojiangui?buhuiyoushikaoyinxiaoherenba?】
【zhubodeyonghumingjiao“kongbunvzhubo”?laigezhengmiangaoqingjingtou,rangwomenkankanyouduokongbu?】
【weiguan,yaoshizhenkongbu,wodashangzhuboyibabaojian。】
baojianshiheiyantvpingtaidedashangdaoju,yigeyouwushikuaini,woyouxiexindong,danmolemozhangmanliuzidelian,woyouchiyile。
buhuibatamenhepaoba,haishisuanle。
wonazheshoujihediantong,jiangjingtouduizhunlezhensuodepaizi,neipaibianshangmianhaiyouyidatuanheihuhudedongxi,kanzhexiangyitanxueji。
wokaishijieshuo:“zheijiushidamingdingdingdeyangguangzhensuo,sannianqian,zhensuolaobanzhengyishengjiyigenvhaizuoliuchanshoushu,chuyiliaoshigu,nvhaidachuxuesizaishoushutaishang。zhengyishengbeidiaoxiaolexingyizige,shoulehendadaji,zuihoudiaosizaishoushushili。congneizhihou,zhensuojiukaishinaogui,yourenkanjianzhengyishengnazheshoushudao,zaizhensuolizoulaizouqu,haishaleyigewuchuangjinlaideliulanghan。xianzai,womenjinqukankan。”
wozoushangqianqu,qingqingtuikailebanbodemumen。
观众又开始发弹幕。
【zhubodeshengyinhenhaotinga,shigemeinvba?】
【zaiqiugaoqingzhengmianjingtou!】
woxinzhongsuanse,woyaozhenshigemeinvjiuhaole。
wonaqidiantong,duizheketingyisao,popolanlandejutaihoumianshiboliyaoju,bolifanguang,zhaochulewodeyingzi,suiranjingtouzhishiyishanerguo,danmuquezhale。
【dengdeng,wogangcaikandaoleshenme?neigedaimaozihekouzhaodeshizhubo?】
【zhubozhenshenmi,bushitaichou,jiushitaimei。】
【loushangshaa?meinvhuilaizhibojiangui?】
【loushangdedoubieshuohua,gangcaiwohaoxiangzaibolishangkandaolelianggeyingzi!】
【loushangbieheren,wozenmemeikanjian?】
guanzhongyoumeiyoubeihedaowobuzhidao,danwobeiheleyidatiao,youyongshoudianzhaolezhaojingzi,zhiyouwozijideyingzi。
wosonglekouqi,kendingshiguanzhongkancuole。
“xianzai,womenqucesuokankan,jushuoneigeliulanghan,jiushizaicesuobeizhengyishengdeguihunxijide。”woyibianshuo,yibiantuikaileneishidemen。
limianshishuyeshi,jizhanggangsichuanghengqishubadibaizhe,woxilexibizi,shuo:“zenmeyouxuexingwei。”
wojiangdiantongyisao,jingdao:“zheilizenmeyoutuanxueji?”
mouzhanggangsichuangshang,ranmanlexianxue,shunzhegangsidiluo,zaidishangjuchengleyitanxuebo。
womolemo,yishoudexue。
wodaochoulekoulengqi:“xue,zhendeshixue。”
【shizhubozijisadezhuxueba。】
【zhubobiezhuangshennonggui,zheidoushitaolu,wojianduole。】
wodoukuaibeihesile,genbenmeixinsiquguandanmu。
zheixiexuedangranbushiwosade!
woyouzhongzhuanshenjiupaodechongdong,danyishengqingcuidedingdongxiangqi,yourendashangle!
daoju【yibeihongjiu】,wumaoqian,danwumaoqianyeshiqiana!
woyaoleyaoya,jixujieshuo,shengyinzhandou:“jushuo,zhengyishengdeguihun,zaicesuogeduanleliulanghandeshoujinjiaojin,batatuodaozheijiagangsichuangshang,jiangtacanrendishasi。jingchajinlaideshihou,neijingxiangfeichangkongbu,jushuoyourendangchangjiutule⋯⋯”
吱嘎——
wodejieshuojiaranerzhi,mengdizhuanguotouqu,kanjiancesuodemenkaile。
【woqu,zheishishenmetexiao?】
【loushangshaa,kendingcesuolizangzhegerenni,daihuierzhubojinqu,tatonghuojiuyaozuanchulaiherenle。】
youshiliangshengdingdong,youdeleliangbeihongjiudedashang。
wohedeshuangtuidazhan,danweileqian,pinle!
wochuanzhecuqi,xiaoxinyiyidichaocesuozouqu。
【zhuboshengyinhaoting,jiaochuanfuli,dashangdashang。】
zheiciwodeleyibabaojian,wushikuai!gouwosongwushigebaoguole。
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woxiaoxinyiyidizouguoqu,benlaixiangjianyikuaiposuidebolidangwuqi,sheizhiyimo,juranmodaoyibashoushudao。
neishoushudaoxiujibanban,shangmianhaiyouheisewuzi,dandaofengrengranhenfengli。
【zheigedaojubucuo,kanzaizhubohennulidefenshang,dashangle。】
又是一把宝剑。
woshenxiyikouqi,tuikailediyishanmen。
cesuohenzang,mimanzheyigufuchouwei,woyongshoudianzhaoleyiquan,meikandaoshenme,youzouxiangxiayige。
咕噜噜。
wohunshenyidou,kanxiangguanxipen,shuiguanlijuranyoushengyin,bukenenga,zheilidouduanshuiduoshaonianle。
jiuzaiwodixiatouwangguanxipenlikandeshihou,shenhoudiergecesuodemenwushengwuxidikaile,yigechuanbaidaguaderenyingpiaolechulai。
guanzhongmencongjingzilikandaozheiyimu,danmulikezhale。
【haha,tonghuochulaile。】
【zheizhuangrong,huadebucuo,dashangbabaojianba。】
【dengdeng,tazenmezaipiao?】
【kendingshijiaoshanganzhuanglehualun。】
woyitaitou,zhenghaocongjingzilikanjianneibaidaguarenyingpiaodaoleshenhou,hedemengranhuitou,jingtouyeduizheshenhou,juranshenmedoumeiyou,zaicikanxiangjingzi,jingzhongqueyouneidaokongburenying。
【wodetian!zheitexiaoshenle!】
【wubabaojian,weitexiao。】
【texiaomanfen,zhuboqingshouxiawodexigai。】
【loushangde,nimenzhendeyiweizheishitexiaoma?】
“zheibushitexiao!”wohedejianjiaoyisheng,jiangshoujisaijinchenyixiongqiandekoudai,jingtouzhenghaoduizheqianmian,ranhouzhuaqishoushudao,jiuchaozhejingzishangderenyingcileguoqu。
kacayishengcuixiang,jingzijuranbeicichuanle,shoushudaozhenghaochazaijingzhongguiyingdeetoushang。
xianxuecongposuidedifangyonglechulai,jingzhongguiyingqueluchuyidaocanrenyinxiandelengxiao。
“a!”wojianjiaoyisheng,bozisihubeishenmedongxisisiqiazhu,zhenggerendoubeidiaoleqilai。
zhibojianlihuranduolehaojishigeguanzhong,danmuyeyuelaiyueduo。
【juranzhendeyougui!kuai,baojing!】
【loushangshadema?nibaojingshuoshenme?yourenbeiguixijile?】
【zhuboweiwubaqi,juranganyongshoushudaocigui!】
【youmeiyoudaomenzhongren,gankuaijiurena!】
wopinmingzhengzha,chuqiduojinqishao,bushiba,woyunqizheimecha,diyicizhibojiuyaosizaizheili!
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wodieluozaidishang,yizhenmengliedikesou。
【鬼死了?】
【wocao,zhuboyuanlaishenzangbulu。】
【zhubo,bu,dashi,shouwoyibai。】
wojiannandicongdishangpaqilai,zhuaqiyupei,buyaomingsidepaochulezhensuo,guandiaolezhibojian。
huidaojia,wojiekaichenyikouzi,faxianbozishangjuranduoleyigeheizideshouyin。
真晦气!
wofankaizijideheiyanzhanghao,cucuyisuan,jinwandedashangjuranshangqianle!erqieguanzhuwodefensiyedadaolewuqian。
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wodaileershinian,meixiangdaojintianjuranjiulewoyiming。
wodiditanlekouqi,jiexiakouzhao,luchuzheizhangkongbudelian。