第2章
“gaoyanse,gaoshenmeyanse,bugaoyanse。”
qintianmiantiandebailebaitou,duizhezhibojianshuodao。
“woxiangkankanwoshibushizhendedeluyitizhi,apei,qindongwutizhi。”
qintianshouhuileshou,neixiehailuoyesuizhituiqu。
“zhuboxiangyaozenmeshi?”
“duiya,zheigehainengceshidema?”
zhibojianlibuduanyourenfawen,queshi,qintianzheigeyaozenmeceshi。
“zheilidehaitandoushihailuo,meishenmeyisi。”
“woxiangyaozhaogeshuitang,bashoufangjinqu,kankannengbunengxiyindaoshenme。”
“laotiemenganbugangenwoduidu。”
“woxiyindaoyitiaoyu,laotiemenjiujiwoshuagehuojian。”
kanguoduonianzhibodeqintianzhidao,yigezhuboyaoxianghuo。
chulenengzuochuneirongzhiwai,haidehuiheguanzhonghudong,biruheguanzhongdadujiushiyigehenhaodejiqiao。
duyixiehennanbandaohebukenengdeshiqing,guanzhongweilexiangkanjiuhuidashang。
bingqieguanzhongjuedezijibiying,yehuiyingyueduidu,congertigaorenqi。
“hao!woshisanhezhubodule。”
“danshiwoyougeyaoqiu,ruguoshisuibianyouguolaideyubusuan。”
“yidingyaohailuozheizhong,xiangbeinixiyinyiyangdecaisuan!”
“hao!wodayingni”,qintianweiweiyixiao。
“neizhuboxiyindaoyitiaoyuma,woshisanshuayizhichaohuo。”
chaohuo!danmuyishunjianfeitengqilai。
yaozhidaoyigechaohuokeshiyaoliangqiankuaia,yitiaoyuyigechaohuo。
qintianyaoshiyunqihao,zheigejiaoshisandefenfenzhongchuqujiwankuai。
“yaoshizhuboyitiaoyudoumeixiyindao,neizhubobiaoyanyigechihaisha,buguofenba!”
“hao!”,qintianshuangkuaidadao。
cike,liqintianyiqianduogonglidedailianhaibian,yigeganhaizhubodeyidefangxialingyigeshouji。
tashibaoshouzhibodetoubu,lugeganhai。
yigedianfengshujuyiqianwandedazhubo,danrizuigaotongshizaixianyiqianwan。
ertahaiyoulingyigeshenfen,jiushishisan。
zheigeshisan,pinfanchumeiyuxinrenzhubo,zhiyaoshishaoyouqianlidezhubo。
shisanjiuhuiyongzhongjinrangxinrenzhuboquzuochugedeshiqing,congerzaodaopingtaifengsha。
biruqintianjintianchishadeduyue,qishijiuweifanlepingtaideguiding,budeyishanghaishentiweiyoulaixiyinguanzhong。
zhiyaoqintianzheigeduyuebeigongkai,jiuhuibeipingtaiguanbifangjian。
qintianlaidaoyigeshuitangbian,huanhuandebashoufangjinleshuitang。
qintiandeshoufangjinqudeyishunjian,naqishoujiduizhunleshouhechitang。
qintianduizhezhibojianshuodao。
“laotiemen,jianzhengqijideshikelailinle。”
shuowan,shuitangmaochuleyizhenpaopao,yindezhibojianyourenaoqilai。
“zheigezhubo,buhuizhendeshideluyitizhiba!”
“haoxiangzhendeyoudongxiguolaile。”
“看不到啊!”
“主播晃晃手!”
qintiantinghuadehuanglehuangshou,shuitanglihaoxiangyoushenmedongxizaiyidong,danshibingmeiyouhaiyuchuxian。
kandaoqintianguoranmeiyouzaicixiyinlaihaichan,shisanmanyidefangxialeshouji。
shisanheqintianyiyangdoushitushengtuzhangdeyucunren,nenggoutianranxiyinhaichanderenlei,tazheibeiziconglaimeiyoutingshuoguo,genghuanglunqinyansuojian。
qintianyenamendekanlekanzijideshou,nandaoshixitongshilingle?
jinrudaoxitongjiemian,jiemianneiqingxidexianshileqintiandehaichanchuxianzhuangtaihaizai。
yuanlaiyiweixitonghuidaolehuangjinshidai,shuitangliyinggaisuibiandouyoudianshenme。
qintiankuxiaoyisheng,kanlaijintianpashiyaochishazile。
zhibojianli,yeyouxierenkaishishuoqintianzhiqianxiyinhailuozhishiyunqi。
buguoduoshufensihaishizhichiqintian,
“buhuishishuitanglimeiyuba!”
“buyaobangzhuboshuohuale,yuandufushu,zhubochihaisha!”
shisanfachujiliededanmu,tapobujidaidexiangyaokandaoqintianbeifenghaodeyangzile。
qintiankanleyanshuitang,chuleshuipaobianduo,quanwuyisihaichandejingxiang。
“shuipaobianduole,kendingshidajiahuobeixiyindaole!”
“bieji!rangzhubozaishishi!”
“主播再等等!”
shuipaoyuelaiyueduo,zhibojianlishuadengdengderenyeyuelaiyueduo。
shisanyemeibanfazhinengfalegeshiruodedanmudao,
“neizhubodengdeng,daihuimeidongxichulai,zhubochisha!”
shisankanleyanshouji,lianshangguamanlexiaorong,qintianbukenenggaibianjushi。
“有东西了!”
zhibojianlituranchuxianleyitiaodanmu,zhongrendezhuyiyesuizhijizhongleguoqu。
zhijianyitiaoheisedezhangyingzituozheshuilang,huanhuandechuxianzaishuitangli。
kanjianzheitiaoyingzideshihou,qintianheshisandelianjihushitongshiyibian。
“水母!是水母!”
“zhubozhenshiniubi,diyiciganhaijiugandaoleshuimu!”
“zhubokuaishoushoua,shuimuyaorenyoudude!”
qintiankanlekanhuanhuanyoulaideshuimu,yaotouxiaoxiaoshuo,“buyong,tabushilaigongjiwode。”
shuowan,shuimuhuanhuandeyoudaoleqintiandeqianmian,qintianqingqingyilao,jiujiangshuimulaodaoletongli。
zheiyangdechangmianzhenjinglezhenggezhibojian,shenzhishibaoshouzhibo。
baoshouzhibodezongbiandiyishijianjiubazheimuzuochengledongtu,fangdaolezhibojianshouye,shumingziranzhizi。
“shisanni!haibukuaichulaidaqian!”
“快出来打钱!”
“budaqianwomenjiujubaonizhanghaole!”
“chaohuo!chaohuo!chaohuo!”
“zhubohaibucui,nidechaohuojiuyaomeila!”
kanjiandanmuzaicuishisan,qintianxiangleyixiang,shuodao,“bieji,kenengshizaichongzhi。”
“gongxizhubohuodeshisandashangchaojihuojianyige,zhubolihai!”
chaohuodedanmuganggangpiaoguo,shuitangliyoushiyizhenshuipao,kandeshisanbengjinlelian。
suihouzhengzhengyishuitangdehuangyuyoulechulai,zheicizhenggebaoyinzhibodoubeizhendongle。
zhengzhengyishuitangdehuangyua!
biedezhubonalikedoushiyitanhunshui,jiuqintianzheili,quanshiyu,genmaiyudeside。
shisandeliansedunshibianchenglekuganse,
“哈哈哈哈哈!”
“哈哈哈哈哈!”
“shisanjiezhechaohuoa,bushiyaorangzhubochishama!”
“budashangwomenjubaolea!”
shisankanjianzheiyimu,hendeyayangyang,danshiyoumeibanfa、
ruguozhanghaobeijubao,beihoubangdingdeshenfenxinxiyehuibeifengjin,huiyingxiangdaotadezhibodahao。
wunaizhixia,shisanyoudashangleshijigechaohuochuqu,zhengzhengsanwanduojiumeile。
toujibuchengshibami,shiduotiandeshourudoumeile,qideshisanlianshangyizhenhongyizhenlv。
“zhuboniubi!zoule!”
shisanzaiqintianzhibojianletiaodanmujiufenfenxiaxianle。
shisanzouhou,zhibojiandunshixianruleqianhouweiyoudehuanlezhizhong。
“hahahahaha!hahahaha!”
“rangtagangcaikuang,zhidaobaoyingleba!”
“zheijiaoshumucunguang,haishiwomenzhubogegeniubi。”