06 西红柿炒鸡蛋,你竟然说没吃过?

zhibojiandefensiguanzhongmenyouyicideshayanle,zheidageqiongchengzheiyang,yipantudousidoujitajingchengzheiyang,haifapengyouquanjitajiejiefenxiang。

nandaoshuo,tamenjializhendeqiongchengzheiyangle?jiuyipanpotudousi,jurandouzhidejitajiejiefenxiang?buzhidaodehaiyiwei,tachishenmeaozhoulongxialeni!buhuishizhaodetuo,zaijiemulimianmaicanbohaoganduba?

yaozhidao,zairenhedezongyijiemudangzhong,kenengdoushaobulemaicandehuanjie。

yinweimaicanzheizhongshiqing,benshenjiuyoutianrandeyoushi,yidannengzuohaodehua,queshinengxiyinhenduodefensi,liyongguangdawangyoumendetongqingxin,jizijiliyigecanxixiderenshe。

“fanzhengwobuxiangxin,xianzaihaiyourenchibuqitudou,wobuxiangxin!”

“woyebuxiangxin,gangcaijitafayuyinde,kendingbushitajiejie,kendingshitazhaodetuo!”

“yaoyaotaidanchunle,jingranbeitajipianle,wozhenwuyua”

“woyizhiyiwei,womenyaoyaozaiyulequandapinzheimejiu,yinggaihencongmingcaidui,buyinggaibeizheimedijidepianshujipianle”

“lianwomenzheixiezuoguanzhongde,meijianguoshimiandefensi,douyiyankanchuanle,nandaoyaoyaokanbuchulaima?”

“wobujuedeyaoyaokanbuchulai,shigerensheikanbuchulaitashizhuangdea?”

“yaoyaokendingshizhongtadedutaishenle,duitabaoyouyixiehuanxiang,juedetakendinghuiweizijigaibiande!”

“yaoyao,nikebunengzheimexianga,bunengshangtadanga!takendingshixiangchiniruanfan,zheihuojiushiyigexiaobailian!”

zhibojiandefensimendoufenfendequanshuozhe。

erjinjiezhe,suchebashoujifanglexialai,jiukandaoledierdaocaiduanleshanglai。

dierdaocaishixihongshichaojidan,yeshiyidaohenchangjiandejiachangcai。

zheidaocai,duiyuguangdadewangyoumenlaishuo,douchiguo。

yeshibijiaojingjishihuideyidaojiachangcai。

danshi,dangzheipancaiduandaozhuozishangyihou,helaoshihejiemuzudegongzuorenyuan,yijichenyaoyao,tamendouhaimeiyoulaidejishuoshenme。

suchedebiaoqing,youyicizhenjingdaole。

wenzheyanqianzheipancaidexiangwei,tashizhendemeixiangdao,juranyoushangleyipanmeishidacan。

“baobao,zheidaocaijiaoshenmemingzi,youxihongshiyoujidan,haoxianga!”

“????”

chenyaoyaohaimeiyoulaidejishuohua,zhibojianwangyouhefensimen,youyicidemengbile。

“bushi,dage,nibiegaosuwoshuo,nimeichiguoculiutudousi,lianxihongshichaojidandoumeiyouchiguo”

“zheiyoudianlipuleba!”

“jiusuanshinongcunde,niyezongbukenengmeichiguojidanba?nandaonibuzhidaojidankeyihexihongshinengchaoyidaocaima?”

“zheihui,wodasiyebuxiangxin,woyaoshixinle,wojiushi**!”

“loushangdexiongdi,shuohuagouzhijie,woxihuan!”

“没错,我也是!”

“谁信谁是**!”

zhibojiandefensiwangyoumen,douzaigongpingshangmianshuo。

danshichenyaoyaohenqingchu,zheidaocai,zijilaogongsuche,kendingyeshimeichiguode。

“baobao,zheidaocaidemingzijiaozuoxihongshichaojidan,yeshiyidaohenputongdejiachangcai”

“putong?zheimexiang,zenmehuiputong?”

苏澈的表情很惊讶。

tanaqikuaizi,pobujidaidepinchangleyikou,songdaozuilideneiyichanei,tadeyanqianyiliang,jianzhinanyixingrongdehaochi。

“zenmezheimehaochi?zheiyetaixiangleba!!”

“baobao,nizhidaoma?ganggangwochineipanculiutudousideshihou,wojiuganjue,zheidaocaijianzhishishijieshangzuihaochidemeishi!”

“biwoyiqianchiguodefancaihaochitaiduobeile!”

“jieguomeixiangdao,caizheimeyihuier,jingranyouduanshanglaiyidaobigangcaineidaotudousihaihaochidecai!”

“xihongshichaojidanma?zheidaocaibigangcaineidaohaihaochi!”

“baobao,zheidaocainihuizuoma?wanshangwoduziedeshihou,xiangchiyexiao,ninengjiwozuoma?”

chenyaoyaodianlediantou,lianshangluzhexiaorong,ranhouhuidashuodao,“dangrankeyia,nishiwolaogongma,nixiangchishenme,wodoukeyijinizuoya!genghekuang,zheizhishiyidaohenputongdejiachangcaieryi,bufeishenmeliqide”

“????”

zhibojiandewangyoumen,youyicideshayanle。

“yaoyao,bushiwomenzuofensideshuo,niyetaidanchunleba,taitianzhenleba”

“tashuoshenme,nandaonidouxina?”

“tazheihuashuodejianzhibuyaotaijiale,yaoyao,niqianwanbiegaosuwo,nizhendexiangxinle!”

“bushibayaoyao,woyizhijuedenihenjiling,hencongmingde,zenmehuizheimetianzhena!”

“yigenanshenggennishuo,taqiongdemeiyouchiguotudousi,meiyouchiguoxihongshichaojidan,bujuedehenchema?”

“daodishenmeyangdejiatingnengqiongdaolianzheizhongcaidoumeichiguo?”

“wozenmeyigeziyebuxiangxin?”

“loushangdexiongdi,nibaoshoule,woshiyigebiaodianfuhaoyebuxiangxin!”

zhibojiandefensiheguanzhong,douzaipingmushangmiandazishuodao。

kandaozheixiepinglunyihou,chenyaoyaolianshangluchuqianqiandexiaorong,ranhouhaibangsucheshuohua,“fensimen,nimenbiezheimeshuowolaogong,tazhendemeiyouchiguo,meiyoupiannimen”

“nimenxianzaihaibulejieta,dengnimenzhendelejietayihou,nimenhuimingbaide!”

chenyaoyaoganggangshuodaozheilideshihou,zhibojiandewangyouhefensi,douyijingwuyule。

fenfenzaipingmushangmiandazishuo,yaoyaokendingshizhongdutaishenle,yaomejiushibeitapuale。

yaoburandehua,jueduibukenengtianzhendaozheizhongchengdu。

“meicuo,wocaizheigesuche,tajueduishiyigepuadashi,nimenxianga,yigexiaobailiannengchishangnvmingxingderuanfan,neinengshiyibanrenma?”

“说的没错”

“genghekuang,tayanjizheimecha,yaoyaojurandouxuanzexiangxinta,zheizuyijiande,yaoyaozhongduyijingshendaonazhongchengdule,nimenshuoni?”

kandaozheixiezhibojiandangzhong,zheimeduowuzhiwangyoudedanmupinglun,zuoweijiemuzudedaoyanhezhipianren,tamenkanlezhihouzhendehenxiangxiao。

yebuxiangxiangrenjiasushaoyeshenmeshenfen,renjiakeshigangquandetaiziyea,zheizhongputongdecai,renjiazenmekenengchiguo。

buguoxiangdaozheilideshihou,daoyanhezhipianrengengxianmusuzheyejiushile。

“ai,sushaoyezhenshiminghaoa,zhenxianmuawo!”

daoyanhezhipianrenfenfendexianmuzheshuodao。

erjinjiezhe,jiuzaizheigeshihou,yiduinannvgukeyelainongjialezheibianwan,haiqianzheyitiaohashiqi。

suchezheigeshihoubiaoqinghenjingya。

zhibojiandefensiwangyoumenyoumengbile。

“bushi,zheidageyouzenmele?sheinenggaosuwo?”

zhijiansuchezheigeshihou,tabiaoqinghenjingyadewenleyixiachenyaoyao,tashizheimeshuode。

“baobao,ganggangneitiaogoushishenmepinzhong,shenmexuetonga?”

suchejialiyeyanggou,buguodoushiaozhouyingguodegaojipinzhong,yitiaodagaijishiwandeneizhong,xiangzheizhonghashiqidetugou,tagenbendoumeiyoujianguo,suoyizheigeshihoudebiaoqinghenjingya。

haiyiweishishenmegaojipinzhong。

zhibojiandefensihewangyoumen,zheigeshihouyouyicidemengbile。

“gemen,nishirenzhendema?”

“lianhashiqidoubuzhidao,nihuyousheini?”

“jiushia,nibuhuiyaogaosuwomen,nichulemeichiguotudousi,meichiguoxihongshichaojidan,meiyongguomukuaikuaizhiwai”

“youyaogenwomenshuo,niconglaimeiyoujianguohashiqiba?”

“bushidage,niyaoshishuonimeijianguo,buzhidaoguowaideshenmegaojixuetongdeguizugou,womenyejiuxinle”

“lianhashiqizheizhongtugou,nidoubuzhidao,doumeiyoujianguo?dangwomenshishazini?nijuedewomenhuixinma?”