第一章
nvpengyoudeqinqilaijialiwan，choumeixiaohaibeiqiwojinvpengyoumaidemingpaibao。
xiaohaishuaile，daidaobaolishuaichulaiyigebiyuntao。
qinqiyanmianxiaozhe，“nianqingrenyaojiezhi！baolihaisaizheidongxi，nimenzhenhuiwan。”
wonaodaihongdeyishengzhale，nvpengyouzuolepimai，huaibushangyun，womenpingshidouyongbudaozheidongxi。
haimeicongtongkuhezhenjingzhonghuanguoshenlai，nvpengyoudemamaxiankailekou。
“xiaolina，womenjiadeqingkuangniyezhidao，haoburongyixiangqinyougeguniangdayingle，danrenjiaxianwomenjiaqiong，yaowomenbashibawancailia！”
“nikan，nizaowandequwonver，zanzaowanchengyijiaren，zheiqianyaobunixianjichule？”
wokanzhenvpengyouneigedelexiaoerchidaizhengdedidi，zhengzhabazheyankanzhewo，chongwoheiheiyixiao。
hezhezheiyidajiazirendoushimahuang，dengwoxiwozheigeqingqingdacaoyuandexueni？
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biyuntaodiaochulaideshihou，wonaodaihongdeyishengjiuzhale，huanlebantiandoumeicongsixuzhonghuanguoshenlai。
yidajiaziqinqidouaimeibuqingdexiaozhe，yongyeyudeyanshenkanzhewo。
nvpengyouchuqujitamenmaichidequle，yaoburanwozhenxiangdangchangfabiaobazheigejiannvrendetousaidaobiyuntaolimianqu。
xiaohaizijiandajiazheimekaixin，babiyuntaojianqilai，jiufangzaizuiliyaozhe。
nvpengyoudesanshu，dajiazhangbanzhidianqilai，“aiya，womenkezhenshilaole，bibushangzheixienianqingrenle，zheimehuiwan！yaozhuyishentie！”
woqiangxingyazhuxinlidenuqi，yingxiashenglai，“huijiezhidesanshu。”
shuoba，xunsuduozouxiaomaohaizuilidebiyuntao，naozilixunsusikaoqilai。
nvyoubuaishengxiaohai，zaojiuzhudongquzuolepimai，woliangyijingyiniandoumeiyouyongguozheidongxile，tayongtaojuebushiweilebiyun。
neijiushi，weile，duobing......
wojinjindeniezhuleshouzhongdebiyuntao，nuhuozhongshao。
haowa，zhoujing，nikezhenduideqiwo。
wohezhoujingshidaxueshihoudetongxue，daoxianzaiyetanleqibanianle。
woyizhibatadangzuoqingchundexiaobaitu，chengnuopengletajiufuyibeizizeren。
keliantajiashiqingpin，wojitawuzhishangzuidademanzu，mingpaibaodoushishuomaijiumai，zhuanzhangyeshijiachangbianfan。
zhidaowomenzaiyiqidiwunian，jitaguoshengrineitian，taheduole，pazaiwoshenshangxiaomaoyiyangdeshuo，woshizheigeshijieshangzuihaodenanren，yaohewozaiyiqiyibeizi，wodexindouruanle。
dangchangjiujitazhuanlewuwaner，tacaikenrangwopengta。
wojidongbuyi，zhanqilaiyouruanxiaqu，fanfanfufuleyiwanshang，zuihoucaishenchulexianzhushou。
shihou，wogengshiduitabaobeibuyi，duitayaoxingxingjiujixingxing，yaoyueliangjiujiyueliang。
woyizhiyiwei，woshizheigeshijieshangzuixingfudenanrenle，nengdeyinvhairuci。
直到今天。
shoulidetaozirangwochedibengkui，zheijiushiwopengzaishouxinlidenvren？
woyonglewuniancaidedaota，ertachuguihaiyaodaitao，daodishixianbierenzang，haishixianzijizang？
zheishi，nvyoudemamadaduanlezhongrendeqihong。
jianruideshengyinzaicicitonglewodexin。
“xiaolina，nimenyetanlezheimejiule，ayiyouxiehuabudebushuole。”
woniezhetaodeshouzhigewaiyongli，zhijiandouyaobeiwonietuojiule，wofenfendeshuodao：“shuo！”
woneiweilaidezhangmuniangsishihaoji，quemeigezhengjingyang，chuanzhedabangengeyechangnvyiyang，tiantiannongzhuangyanmo，laozhangrenhaibatadangbaobeiyiyanggongzhe。
kanlaizheimunvliang，xinxingyiyang，douxihuanzhaogelaoshirenjiebao。
weilaizhangmunianggenbenmeizhuyidaowoqingxudebianhua，ziguzidechenjinzaimeihaodehuanxiangzhong：“nikan，niyezhidaowomenjiadeqingkuang，nongcunde，jialimeijigeqian，womenjiadeyaozuhaoburongyixiangqinxiangzheyigeguniang，renjiakaikouyaobashibawancailia！”
wozheiweilaizhangmuniangyueshuoyuejidong，qingbuzijindenashoupaizhedatui，“aiya，nimenpingpinglia，zheinajiadeguinvzhizheigejiaa！zheisangjintianliangde，shizidakaikoua！”
manwunvyoudeqinqidoufenfenyinghezhe，“shia！zheiqianketaiduole，zheishiqiangjiehaishimaiguinva？”
“jiugaibaojing，jitamenzhuajinqu，zheiheileliangxinde。”
“quxifuyaojina，herenjiahaohaoshangliangshangliangni？”
zhijiandahuoyueshuoyuerenao，wocaimingbaile，zheiyidajiaziqinqicixingdemude，yuanlaishiweileyaozuqulaopomeiqian，laibizhewotaoqianlaile，nanguainvyouduochuqule。
woneizhangmuniangqingleqingsangzi，shayoujieshideshuo：“ai！nimenshuowojiayeyougeguinv，yebuzhidaonengbunengyourenjiadeguinvzhiqiana？”
shuozheyanjingdiliudiliudezhuanzhe，jiuluodaowoshenshang，neijiashixiangshiyaobawoshengtunleban。
“xiaolin，nishuowomenjiakezenmebana？”
yiwuzizhengtongchibiejiaguinvmaideguideqinqi，shunjianjiuanjingle，zhuantouguolai，yilianyansudekanzhewo，fangfowoyaoshijibuchuyigemanyidedaan，jiubawohuoboleban。
woxinliyizhenexin，zijilianghaizi，yigelang**yigechidaier，yaojiajiwo，shixiangjiwodaiyibeizilvmaozima？
看我怎么玩死你们。