“shenmeshi？”yeyannaniebuzhunduifangxiangganma，yihuodeshuodao。
“heihei……gejimailenanfangderoubaozi，xianshushukouchidian。”zhangfuguidiguolaiyigebaozi，jixushenmixixideshuodao，“jiushishangcinijigediaoyangshentihou，neibenshibushichedihaolema？buguozuijinzheiyaodiandepenghuqugaizao，jigetiaogehaodifang，guoyeheweishengdeshi，geqinzizuo！”
“tiaodifangwoyebuhui，jiuzhaoguaijiaodedamenmianjiuxing，baozijiubuchile，gaowanweishenghaidequxuexiaoshangzaozixi，zheishiguoyefei，manmanchihubuxiangqian。”
yeyanfangxiabaozi，shunshoujiushisanzhangfenpiaozidijiduifang。
bieshuoshanshuishi，zheishishangsuoyourendoubuzhidaoyeyannengxiulian。
dangran，fuluzhishiyejinxianyuwangluo。
zhibuguoyeyanshenbiandejigeshurenduoshaolejieyixie，tadeyishushuipingbizhangfuguihaiyaogao！
baokuodaojiadekanxiang，suanming，fengshuiyeyouyidingdezaoyi，ruotaxiangkaozhezheixiebenshifacai，zaoyijingchenglexiangyouhendashengmingdedaoyi。
raneryeyanduiminglibingmeiyoutaidadezhuiqiu，xiangduiyushisudeyiqie，tagengrezhongyixinqiudao。
“haoxiaozi！niguoranjujue，gehuabuduoshuo，jintiandemang，nibubangyedebang，dabulemaiyaochadeqiangebuyaole！”zhangfuguisihuzaoyouzhunbei，guoduanliangledipai。
yeyanshenxikouqi，xiangdaoxiaojiwankuaibuyonghai，guoduanyingdao，“dengxingqitianhuozhefangjiaba，doushiyijiarenrenbushuoliangjiahua，zheimanglaodibangdingle！”
……
xiaoyuanliyinyuechuanchulanglangdushusheng。
laidaojiaoshi，limianyijingzuomanleren。
kaoyandeyaliduiputongxueshengeryanhenda，ruguobushiyeyanxiulianyezhinengmanmanlai，tabiranbuhuihuidaoxuexiao，rangzijijieshoutianyashijiaoxue，kuzaodexuexi。
youshijian，duokandiangushubuxiangma？
“yeyan，zuotianshiyuqingbudui，taxiangqingnichizaocan，suanshidaoqianle。”
tingdaolitingdeshengyin，yeyanshunshouquchutianyanxiudaolufanyueqilai，touyebutaideshuodao：“laizhiqianchiguole，tongxuezhijianbuyongkeqi，huxiangbangmangbenlaijiulisuoyingdang。”
jianyeyanyebuxiangshengqi，danbeijujuexinlizongguibuhaoshou。
qingchunmengyadeqingsu，zaishanshuidaxuelihenshaojian，yangedejiaoyutixidaibiaozhegenggaodeshengxuelv，xueshengmenjibenmeishijiankaolvgerenganqing，yemeirenzhudongqupeng。
buguo，congweiheyeyanguoduojiechudeliting，duiyuyizhangpaifeixiedianlaobandeyeyangewaiyouxingqu。
dadalieliedetahaobuzaiyidajiadefeiyu，fanergengxiangduoheyeyanjiechuyixia，kankanzheigepingrixiangmenhuluyiyangdetongxuedaodishigeshenmeyangderen。
“neijiuwanshangma，fangxueqingniquchichizhuangchihuoguo。”
李婷继续邀请道。
谁成想。
班里直接炸开了锅。
youqiwangyinglaizheigebanjilijiashibucuoderenzuishen，banlirendouzhidaotaduilitingyouyisi。
litingdeyanzhibushuyunianjiliderenheren，napatashengyinzaixiao，yezaidierjushi，jihubeisuoyourentingdao。
duiyuxiaonianqingmenzhijiandezheidianshi，qingsumengdongdeduixiangzhudongyaoyueqitayixing，jianzhiwufarongren。
wangyinglaiduxinzuosui，dangchangchadianbaozou，tasisidingzheyeyan，manmunuhuo。
“kanshenmekan，meijianguoqingkea？”litingsihuyechajuedaoleyiyang，dangzhuneidaoyaochirendemuguang，henhendengleguoqu。
“jiuwanshangba。”yeyanjiabuzhuduifangdereqing，zhinengwunaidediantoudaying。
raner，zheishidewangyinglainaoziyirejiuzhanlechulai，yinyangguaiqideshuodao：“huobuguoyigeyuedejiahuo，linsiqianyenengzouzheibanhaoyun。”
“你骂谁呢？”
litingnuchongchongzouleguoqu。
erhoudechangjing，yeyanwuxinguanzhu，ziguzifanyuezhegushu，buzailihuizheixiesuoshi。
zaozixihou，wanzhongzhumudeyundonghuikaishile，zuzuyaochixusantianshijian，yeyanmeiyoucanjiarenhexiangmu，duzipaodaolehoushan。
zuihouyichujingmaidewentishangweijiejue，pianpianyouyudaolexindenanti。
ningshenhuaixuguohou，tayaozhongxingaishanzijidexiulianfangfa，jiuxiangxiujianloufang，diyicengyijingzhichawudingzuihouyikuaizhuan，muqianxuyaokaolvdiercengdegoujianfangshihejiegou。
yeyanyizhidoushizheimemanmanmosuoguolaide，daoyebujuedekuzao。
一待就是小半天。
linjinhuanghundeshihou，tacaihuangyouyouzoulexialai。
guorantupohoumeiyouzaichushenmeyiwai，jintiantabucengfashengturanhunmidezhuangkuang，yecongtianyanxiudaolulimosuodaolexiulianfangfa。
……
赤赤庄火锅店。
zheijiadianmianjibusuanda，danmingshengquetingbucuode，tebieshitamenjiadehuoguojijutese，xiyinlebushaohuitouke。
李婷便是熟客之一。
“xianlailiangfenniurou，liangfenyangrou，sucaianzhaolaoguijushang，duofangdianhuajiao，jintianzhuyaochimabuchila！”
litingshuliandediancai，geshigeyangde，yidaduixiaocai，ruguobushipangbiandenvxueshengpenglepengtagebo，kanjiashiyoudianxianghenbudedianyibencaidan。
chihuodeshijie，sihuzhiyoutamenzijizhidaokoufudailaidexiangshou。
“tingting，zhidaonixihuanchi，buguodianzheimeduo，langfeileduokexi，yaoburanjiuzheixieleba？”xuyuqingquanzudao。
“qie，xiaoqingqingnishixintengqianbaoba？jintianbenguniangjiudefangkailechi，laobanxiandianzheixiele，shangcaiba。”litingfangxiacaidan，bukeqidao。
yinweidianbuda，laobanwangleizuoxiaobenshengyipoyouyitao，suiranyouqingyuangong，dantarengjiuqinzidangfuwuyuan，zhanzaipangbianlehehedeshuodao：“liangwei，yaomezheiyang，caifenliangcishangzenmeyang？miandechibuwanlangfeileguaikexide。”
“xiexiewanglaoban，jiuannishuodeba。”xuyuqingbaoyiweixiaoshuodao。
“haolei，xiaoliaoneibianyoumianfeidedianxingangshangjia，dengcaishijiannimenkeyinongdianchangchang，doushizijiazuode，ganjing！”
王雷应完便忙去了。
jianzhuang，xuyuqingbiancouleguolai，xiaozhewendao：“ai，duile，yeyanninengbunengchimala？tebiemadeneizhong？”