woconghelilidetongjufangzilibanlechulai，huidaolexuexiaosushe，hewodeduiyuanyiqikaishichuangzuo。
yinweiwoshenglebing，lingganfeichangdekujie，danshiwohaishinulidekefu，yidianyidiandejiangtapincoulechulai。
lilisanfanliangcidexiangyaolaizhaowo，danshiquebeiwodeshiyoujiduzailemenwai，tamenzhidaowofashengdesuoyoushiqingfeichangdexintengwo。
ganggangxialezaoba，woyiyanjiukanjianlezhanzaixuexiaocaochangshangfeichangzhumudelizexi。
tayishuangyanjinglengmoehenhendedingzhewo。
“shenmo，wozhendehenkanbuqini。”
ha？woheshiyouduishiyiyan。
“nizijikaibuqiwanxiao，quehaiyaosipilailiandejiahuozaiwomeimeishenshang，jiuyinweitashinidenvpengyou，jiubixuchengdannidesuoyounuhuohemaiyuanma？”
“wohetashiqinxiongmei，danshinizheizhongfeichangedudezuofazhendeshirangwofeichangdekanbuqi。”
shuowan，tajuqishoujishangdezhaopian。
cishi，juliluntanyijingguoquleyizhou。
我无语一笑。
“lizexi，ninazhiyanjingkanjianwopaidezheizhangzhaopian？”
“yiyuana！bushima？”
jiuzaizheishiwoshiyouzhongquanchuji。
“nihaizhidaoshizaiyiyuanli，nagekaiwanxiaobarenkaidaoyiyuanqude？”
“nideyisishinimeimeirangshenmoshenglebing，shenmohaiyaodafacibeideyuanliangdema？”
“lianpihoudoumeiyouxiangnimenxiongmeizheiyanghoude。”
lizexidelianshangbiandecanbai，tabushanzhangchaojiazhishanzhangwuxianren。
“yaobushinidewuliqunao，womeimeihuibeijuliuqitian，ranhouhaiyaopeiqianma？”
lizexidexingxiangzaixuexiaolimianyizhidoushiyangguangxuezhangdexingxiang，zaijiashangtachenmoguayangengshijitatianshangleyimoshenmi。
zhouweikanxidequnzhongrenbuzhukaikoubangmang。
“zhiyuma？bujiushiqinglvzhijiandedanaohainaodezheimeda。”
“jiushia，renjiaxiongmeicongxiaofumushuangwang，doukaotamenliangrenfuchi，xianzaitadezuofahaizhendeshihuoshangjiaoyou。”
qizhongbufahaiyoubangwomenderen。
“danaodoujinyiyuanle，zheizhongnvyouliuzheguonianma？”
lizexiyiyanbufa，yanjingzhigougoudingzhewo，xiangshitiaoxin。
kanzhetaneizhuangbideyangzi，wojianghuailideshudiuzaishiyouhuaizhong，xiangqianyibu。
“kanlainihaibuzhidaonimeimeiyaopeiduoshaoa？50wan，xiwangnimenjinkuaichouqianba。”
“shenme！tahaizaichuangye，nizenmezheime**！”
lizexijuranshuowo**。
“bujiushiyigewanxiaoma？youmeiyouquegeboduantui，zhiyuma？”
zhouweideshengyinciqibifu，wokanjianlizeximouzilishanguodeyisideyi。
“nimenzhiyaoquyiyuandatingdating，jiuzhidaomingmingbeishanghaideshiwo，huanzuonimen，yaoshiqianyitianhaiwenroutitiedenvyouhouyitianjiuwuyuanwugudejiangnimendiuzaifeiqigongyuanlimian，zhishiweiledoutazuiaidegegekaixin，nishouleshang，shenglebing，zuizhonghaikenenghuiwuyuanzuizhongyaodebisai。”
“nihenshengqi，danshinidenvpengyouquekoukoushengshengdeshuozheshizijikaiwanxiaoshuonimenkaibuqiwanxiao。ngheng？nashihou，nimenhaijuedetawuguma？”
cihuayichu，quanchangjijing。
anjingdecaochangdunshijijingdelianyigenzhenluoxiadoukeyitingjian。
sheyoufankaipengyouquan，zhizhelizexifadepengyouquan。
“dangshi，nimingmingzhidaoshenmobeililidiuzailefeiqigongyuanlimian，nihaixiaodeneimekaixin。nicaishizhenderangwokanbuqia！loser。”
lizexishenzihuanglehuang，liansecangbai，takeyitingjianzhouweirenduitadepingjia，tahuangleshen，danshihaishiqiangren。
“suinimen，wobuhuisuibozhuliude，woyouzijidekanfa。”
tahaixiangyaojixukaikou，yigejiaoxiaoshenyingdangzailetamianqian，lilijicongcongdelai。
“shenmo，woshuoguo，niyoushenmeshikeyichongwolai，buyaojiuchanlizexi。”