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dayanwangchao,yongningernian,dong。
ningguta,sanyangzhen,houshantun。
“zhouqi,chulai,lingxifule!”
zhoujiaxiaoyuanwai,cunzhengwangdayedongdezhiduojiao,sangzidouhanpile。
“来了!”
henkuai,yuanzilichuanlaileyigeyouqiwulideshengyin。
jiezhe,edeqianxiongtiehoubeidezhouqi,hazhebaiqidakaileyuanmen。
“wangdaye,nizalaile?haojiahuo,zazheimeduoren。”
周琦吓了一跳。
menwaishaoshuojujileersanshikouziren,nannvlaoshaodouyou,quanshiyiliankanxidebiaoqing。
jinguanyigegelizaibingtianxuedizhong,dongdehunshenfadou,queyoushencaiyiyi。
“zhouqia,youshibaleba?”
wangdayekaimenjianshan,wendao。
zhouqimeiyoulijihuida,ershizhoumeisisuoqiqianshendejiyi。
“shia,wangdaye,santianqianjiumanshibale。”
周琦神情黯然。
shia,talaidaozheiguidifang,yesantianle。
tongguoqianshenliuxiadecanquebuquandejiyi,tazongsuanmingbaile。
zheilijiushigudaideningguta。
bierendoushibeifapeiningguta,tadaohao,zhijiechushengzainingguta。
zheisantian,tazaidongsiheesizhijianfanfuhengtiao。
xietianxiedi,tazongsuanhailiuleyikouqi。
neitian,zhouqitangzaichuangshangshuadouyin,kanzhe**jieyaoraodewuzi。
jieguo,shouyiduosuo,zhijielaidaolezheigeguidifang。
“manshibajiuhao,genjuzanmendayanlvfa,meigenianmanshibasuidejunhudouhuifaxifu。”
wangdayediandiantou,huayinyizhuan,shenqingbeishang,“santianqian,nianianglinsishi,lazhewodeshouduiwoshuo,yidingyaozhaoguhaoni。
ruguoyoukenengdehua,haiyaobangniquqishengzi,jiangzhoujiazheiyimaidexianghuochuanchengxiaqu。”
shuodaozheili,wangdayemolemoyanjiao,lianshangluchulexinweidebiaoqing。
“zheibu,guanfuyoufaxifule,woqiazhiyisuan,jiunizuifuhetiaojian。
suoyi,diyishijianjiujinisonglaile。”
wangdayeshuozhehua,zhilezhishenhoudelvche。
zhouqizheicaifaxian,wangdayeshenhoudelvcheshangzhengjizhesangesesefadoudenvren。
sangenvrendizhetou,zhiganjuepengtougoumian,yishanpolan,shentidanbo,doudexiangfenglidekuye。
zhouqimeitouyizhou,“wangdaye,nigaocuoleba?
jiusuanshiguanfufaxifu,yicidingduofayigeya,nizabasangedoujiwosonglaile。
zaishuole,wojialiqiongdedingdangxiang,wozijidouyanghuobule,niyouyixiazijiwosonglesanzhangzui。
wangdaye,nihaishilazouba,jitamenzhaogehaorenjia!”
zhouqishenshendezuolegeyi!
jiezhe,tayizhuanshen,jiuyaoguanmen。
“fangsi!nijizanjiatingxia!”
jiuzaizheishi,yigegongyasangzishengyinxiangqi。
zheishengyin……haobiezhi……
周琦惊讶的回头。
zhijian,zheirentoudaiwushamiaojinqujiaomao,shenchuanqingsufude,yaojianhaipeizheyigechanxingyapai。
yinggaibudaosanshisui,mianbaiwuxu。
“zhouqi,zheiweishigonglideguanye,teyiyasongzheisangefanfudaozanninggutade。
haishinibenjiani,kuaijiaozhougonggong!”
wangdayelianmangzuoqijieshao。
“a,zhougonggonghao!xiaozizheixiangyoulile!”
zhouqiyiting,lianmangzuoyixingli。
ninggutazheilijingranlaileyigetaijian,zheikeshiyijianxiqishi,guaibudelailezheimeduorenkanrenao。
“起来吧!”
zhougonggongyanpizidoulandetai,niegelanhuazhi,“wotingwangcunzhengshuo,zhenggehoushantunlijiushunijiazuiqiong?zuiku?shiyebushi?”
gongyasangdeshengyin,mantiaosili。
“zhei……dagaishiba!”
zhouqimolemobizi,wuyanyidui。
“haha!zhouxiaozihaibuhaoyisichengrenni?”
“feihuabushi?sheiyuanyichengrenqiong?haiyaobuyaoquxifuer?”
“zheixiahaole,yixiasonglaisaxifuer,zhouxiaoziyanfubuqian!”
“zheisuannamenzixifu,bujiushisafanfuma?xiadengjianmineryi。”
“neiyebucuole?jiupingzhouqijiazheitiaojian,yaobushiguanfuxiafa,sheiyuanyigenta?”
“nikebiezheimeshuo,zhouqizheixiaozihaishishengleyifuhaopinangde。
wotingshuobaihuopuzhangjiadenver,haiyouyangjiadeerya,doukanshangtaleni。”
“sangenvdegagashou,shenshangmeiyouerliangrou,zeze,yikanjiubushinengganhuode!”
“duia,baijidoubuyao!haiyaoduoyanghuosanzhangzui。”
“nibuyao,woyaoa。zheihaoshizameilundaowoni?”
“nikeladaoba?shangciguanfufajinidefanfu,zhengtianbeinidadesiquhuolai,tuidoubeinidaduanleyitiao。”
“neikeguaibudewo,sheirangtabutinghua,hailaoshixiangpao。
wonengliutayitiaoming,duitajiusuanshitiandadeendele。”
renqunlichuanlaileyizhenhongxiaosheng,yilunfenfen。
sangenvrenbatoumaidegengdile,doudelvchedouzaihuang。
“zhougonggong,wowangtiezhukeyizuodanbao,zhouqijiajueduishiwomenshilibaxiangzuiqiongdeyihu!”
wangdayediantouhayao,lianmangshuodao。
“jiranruci,zheihaoshijiuluozainitoushangle。
congjintiankaishi,zheisangefanfu,jiuguinisuoyou,xiangdajiuda,xiangmajiuma!
yiqiexitingzunbian,nikeyirenyichuzhi。”
周公公直接拍板道。
“a,zhougonggongmingjian,wojiaqiongdedoujiebukaiguole,zhendeshiyanghuobulezheisanzhangzuia。”
zhouqidajing,lianmangshuodao。
“dadanzhouqi,nandaonihaixiangweikanghuangmingbucheng?”
zhougonggonglianyiban,chongzhenanfangzuolegeyi。
“shengshangyouming,linshiyizu,zuidaeji,dangzhujiuzu。
rantianyouhaoshengzhide,linjianandingmanmenchaozhan。
jiazhongnvjuanfapeiningguta,songyupijiarenweinuweiqie。
qiebixushininggutazuiqiongzuipoluodepijiaren!
qisuoshenghoudaidarujianji,shidaiweinu。
此乃皇命是也。
suoyi,zheishijiuzhinengluozainitoushangle。
zhiyunishuodejialiqiong,qiongjiuduile,buqiongnalilundedaoni?
zaishuole,benlaiyebushirangtamensangelaixiangfude,nisuiyichuzhijiuxing。
xingle,zheishijiuzheimedingle。”
zhougonggongyuqiwanquanburongzhiyi。
“wangcunzheng,shengxiadeshijiujiaojinile。
zheiguidifangshizaishitailengle,woyaohuijingchengfumingqule。”
zhougonggonghuayinyiluo,daizhelianggeguancha,touyebuhuidezoule。
“恭送周公公!”
wangdayelianmangdahanyiju,haibuwangzuoyixingli。
周琦一阵目瞪口呆。
tasuantingmingbaile,zheisangenvrensuozaidelinjia,yebuzhizenmedezuilehuangshangle,zheishiyaobatamenwangsilizhenga。
keshi,zheishizenmejiuluodaozijitoushangleni?
budui,zhouqituranxiangqiyijianshi。
tajuedehaikeyizaizhengquyixia。
“wangdaye,keshi,wobushipijiarena!”
zhouqixiangshizhuazhulezuihouyikejiumingdaocao。
“不,你是!”
wangdayequeshizhongzhongdediantou。
“a?wangdaye,jiuwozheishouwufujizhilideyangzi?yeshipijiaren?”
“wogennidieyiqishangguozhanchangde,neikeshiguomingdejiaoqing。
nidieshi,nijiushi!zichengfuye,meimaobing!
daniuxiongdilinsideshihou,baniheniniangtuofujilewo。
suiranmeinengbangnitaodaoxifu,danhaodainengrangnizhoujiayanxuxianghuole,yesuanduideqidaniuxiongdile!”
“啊?”
周琦张大了嘴巴。
xinxiliangyouxieda,tayishiyouxiejieshoubuguolai。
“bieale,zaidanwuxiaqu,zheisangenvrenjiuyaodongsile,ganjinlahuijianuanhenuanhe。
chenzhehaiyoukourehuqi,jintianwanshangniganjindongfangba。”
“啊——”
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