第2章 分手吧,我已经有五百块了

tangyaoshunjianjiuganjueyanqiandejimaoshushukantayanlichongmanlelianxi。

唐瑶:?

jingchayuyanyouzhi,zuizhong:“suanle,niyeburongyi。”

唐瑶:哈?

jingcha:zheizhongzhihaoledouliukoushui。

henkuai,zhongrendousanle,tangyaokaixindezainazheshoujiluxiangdezhongrenmianqianbilegeye,ranhoushouhuoyibozanmeihouxiaosaliqu。

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diertian,tangyaopingyijizhilibasigekongbufenzitamenquanbumiaoledeshipinxunsuzaiwangshangzouhong。

shunjiantajiubeibalegedichaotian,resoudoushitayitiaosijiulezhongrenhetabeidangtishendeshi。

yinweitabucuodeshenshou,haishouhuoleyipifensi。

lianhchengdejingfangdouzaishipinxiapinglun:shigehenyongganyouyounenglidenvhai(zanzanzan),jiushirenwuwanren,xiwangtazaorihuifuzhengchang!

wangyourenbuzhureping:【ta,tajingranyouliangbashuazi!haishigangshua!】

【suirantaganqingchulideyituanzao,danshitazaiguanjianshikejingranzheimejili,wofentale!!】

【bushi,zheixierenyetaimuwuwangfaleba?dabaitiandequqiangjiea!yaobushiyoutangyao,qingkuangbuganxiangxiang。】

【keshitangyaojiushijiana!yaobushilideyuan,wodouxiangzaileta,zhenshikexineijigeqiangjiedemeiyoubatakansi。】

【loushangzijiyigeguojia。】

【loushangneigepenshidenimeishiba?guangpingtajintianjianyiyongweizheiyidian,jiuyijingshirenminyingxionglehaobuhao?kuangqietakeshiyigenvhaizi!!ninengzuodaozheiyangma?zhenxiwangnijiarenbeikongbufenzikansi(wuyu)。】

【chunluren,ruoruowenyiju,beidangtishenyebushitadecuohaobuhao?】

【zheiqueshibushitadecuo,keshifenshouhouyizhijiuchanguyingdijiubulimaoleba?zhisandangsan,exin!】

【yulequansheiyouhenganjingni?jiupingjintiantazheishenshouwojiufentale!renminribaodoubaodaokuajiangtale!ganqingyituanzaoyoubushitarenyituanzao。】

【duia!duifangshoulihainazhedaoni,tadoubupa!yibanrendouzuobudaoba!】

【mingmingneigegushenmewanyieryeyoucuohaobuhao?meicifashengzheizhongshinanshengdoumeimeiyinshen,zhenshiexin。】

【jiushijiushi,jiuchongtajintianjianyiyongwei,wojiujuedegujianzhinaoziyoubao。】

zheigeshipindedahuo,zaiyiyuandezirangujingchenyekanjianle,takanzheshipinliqiangrumanniudetangyao,yizhanglianyinchenzhiji。

tazheimelihai,neitianjingranbazijituichuqudangdao!

这个唐瑶!!

gujingchenlianseyinchendediankaipinglunqu,jieguojiukanjianleyidaduimazijidepinglun。

顾璟沉气得发抖。

tangyao,jingranhaimaishuijunlaimata,xiangyongzheiyangdefangshibitahuixinzhuanyi?

简直是做梦。

gujingchenlimaqiehuanyemian,jitangyaofaxiaoxi。

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yucitongshi,mougesirenhaohuazhuangyuanli,yigerongmaojunmeidenanrenzhengnazheshoujikanzhetangyaobaohuodeshipin。

tayanlifuxianyimoxiaoyi,zhuanshenbashoujidijishenhoudeyigeguiqilaoren,xiaodao:

“nainai,tagongfuzheimegao,nihaijiaowobataquhuijia,niyebupanisunzibeitajiabaoa?”

guiqidenainaiyibabashoujiduoguoqu,lianshangmanshihentiebuchenggang。

“neishinihuogai!wokegaosuni,zheigunianga,tashan!fanzhengwobuguan,wojiuyaozheigesunxifu,nibubataquhuilaiwojiudangmeinizheigesunzi!”

nanrenwunaishixiao,“haohaohao。”

yaoyao......liangnianle,nizhongyuhuilaile......

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dangtianwanshang,tangyaokanzhezijiyijinghuochudiqiule,zhengzhuomozheyaobuyaochencikaigezhibodaquanyibishi,yitiaoxinxidanlechulai。

备注:璟沉哥哥。

tangyaodunshiyizhenehan,meixiangdaoyouyitianexindaozijidejingranshizhongwen。

唐瑶点进去:

“tangyao!niqiandoushoule,jingranhaimaishuijunmawo,nizheimezuoshixiangyinqiwodezhuyima?nishouduanzhenduoa!”

唐瑶满脸问号。

shenme?yinqitadezhuyi??

他又在yy什么?

没一会,又来一条。

“tangyao!wogaosuni,wodexinlizhiyouxinranyigeren,nishixiangdianjiushouqinineixieshouduan,miandenaodetainankan!”

tangyaoneixin:xiexienidaendadefangguowo!

tangyaofanlegebaiyan,zhijiebashoujiyidiu。

二十分钟后。

kanzheshoujipingmushangsanshijitiaoxinxidoumeiyouhuifudegujingchenbiaoqingnankanzhiji,lvguangshezaitalianshang,kanqilaibiaoqingzhengning。

pangbiandelingxinrandanxindao:

“jingchennibuyaodanxinle,yaoyaoyinggaizhishimeiyoukanjianxinxiba……”

gujingchenwenyanmouziyiruan,talimaanweizijixinjianjianshangderen。

“womeishide,buyaohusiluanxiangle。”

suiranzheimeshuo,danshigujingchenxinliquerenbuzhubaonu。

zheigenvrenjingranganbuhuitaxinxi!yiqiantanacibushimiaohui?

nandaozhenmeikanshouji?haishizaiyuqinguzong?

gujingchenzhanqishenlai,beiduizhelingxinran,ranhousikaoyishun,zuihoufaleyigehongbao。

0.005秒后:

【tangyaolingqulenidehongbao。】

gujingchenliangyanyihei,chadianbeiqisi。

talimadazi,“tangyao!!nizaixianjingranganbuhuiwoxinxi!”

lingwaiyibiankanzhe0.01yuanhongbaodetangyaosiwangweixiao:zheizhongwangluozhapiandounatameibanfa。

唐瑶也只能回复:

【qin~zhurenxianzaibuzai,chulehongbaozhuanzhangyiwaidexinxiyilvwufachuli,qingninnaixindengdai,ruoninhenji,zhifuwushiyuankexiangshouhuangjincuicu!dadasuoduannindengdaideshijiane~】

gujingchenkanjianzheitiaoxinxi,qidechadiantuxue。

tazhijieyigedianhuadaguoqu。

唐瑶这下接了。

gujingchenqijibaihuaidehoudao:“tangyao!!nizaijiwozhuangfengmaishanishishikan!nihaigantuiwochuqudangdao,nishibushifengle!?”

tangyaoxianzhuoerqi,“bugdan!sheiyunxunizheimegenzhenshuohua?!”

gujingchenbeihouyileng,sihumeiyouxiangdaoyixiangweiquqiuquandetangyaohuichongtahoujiao。

dantahenkuaifanyingguolai,yaoyaqiechidao:

“tangyao!nibiejingjiubuchichifajiu!”

唐瑶打了个哈欠。

“haolahaola,biehoule,woyoubushilongle,tingdejian。haiyou,fenshouba,woyijingyouwubaikuaile。”

gujingchenwenyan,dunshilengxiao。

“tangyao,wohaibulejieni?lianmaishuijunzheizhongshidougandechulai,wogaosuni,nizaizaiwomianqianyongnineixiebeilieshouduanworaobuleni,haiyou,wozuihougaosuniyici——”

tangyaotingbuxiaqule,zhijiedaduanshifa。

“gujingchen,nijianbujiana?nihaizhenbazijidangrenminbile?haimaishuijunyinqinidezhuyi,nijileduoshaoqiannixinlimeishuma?

erqienidezhuyinengrangchibaofanhaishirangwobianpiaolianga!?haiyounineigelvchabaiyueguang,wodoubuxiangshuo!taxianzaishibushizaiyipangtingzheni?nibangwogaosutayisheng,xiexietahuilaibanihuishoulele,buranhaidewurandaowo。”

yipangtingzhedelingxinran:“......”

gujingchenyileng,sanmiaohoufanyingguolaishunjiannucongzhonglai,yizhangjunmeideliandouniuquqilai。

“tangyao!!niganmawo!?”

tangyaotanshou,“wotangyao,yanjingfumingle,bupeiniwange~fenshouba,nizhidegenghaode,erbushiwozheizhongzuihaode。”

shuowan,tajiubadianhuaguale,ranhoulaheishanchuyitiaolong。