第5章 大粪

“shuoyixiayouxiguize:meigerenhuilingdaoyigefagu,fagushanghuidaiyoubutongdewupinmingzi,nikeyikanjianbierende,kanbujianzijide。

meigerenlunliufayanyiju,fayanderenkeyixuanzezijixiangyaoyuehuideduixiang,yongjianjiedeyuyanqumiaoshuduifangtoushangdedongxi,ruoduifangcaichulaile,zeerrenjintianhuianpaidandudeyuehui。lvxianwanchengrenwudekeyiyouxianxuanzeyuehuichangdi!”

guizebijiaojiandan,zhongrenbiaoshiok。

zhongrendaihaozijidefagu,ranhouzuochengyigequan。

tangyaohuanshiyiquan,gujingchentoushangdeshi:xiguatang,lingxinrandeshikapibala,sunronglideshihuoji,fuyangdeshitaiyanggonggong,zhoujinhengdeshi502jiaoshui。

neianzhaoyuanzhuzhongzheiyidangzishilaikan,zijideyinggaishidafen。。。

lidaosuiyizhilegeren,“conggulaoshikaishiba。”

gujingchenmouziyizhuan,tingliuzailetangyaotoushang,sanmiaohouyouyikai,kanxianglingxinran。

“xinran,tashiyizhongwangluoyongyu。”

凌欣冉点点头。

xiayigeshijiushilingxinran,takanzhegujingchendetouding,xianglexiang,kaikoudao:

“它是一种吃的。”

xiayigedaofuyang,tazhuantoukanxiangmianqiandekeguazidetangyao,gangxiangkaikou,yidaonanshengjiuxiangqi。

“tanglaoshi,nikantamendouzuhaoduile,woliangmeirenyaozhinengcouheguole。”zhoujinhengguzuowunaidao。

fuyangdunshibishanglezuiba。

直播间一众惨叫。

【aaa!zhoujinhengniqingxingyidian!xinranhaimeiyoudingawei!】

【xiaosunzheimekeai,weishenmeyaohetangyaozheigefengnvrenyuehui??!】

【budui!youcpqi!】

【madacp!?xiankeweijing!!】

【madecp????lipu!!】

【你再骂!】

【diandebuke,fensidougenzhediandebixuchangchangxiandan!】

gujingchenlimazhuantoukanxiangtangyao,dengtakaikou。

tangyaobaguaziqiaodiulajitong,zhuanguolaikanxiangzhoujinheng。

“zheimehuifenpei,nibuyaomingle?”

zhoujinhengditouxiuseyixiao,“jiandaotanglaoshidediyiyanwodexinjiumeile,neimingnazheyoushenmeyong??”

众人:!!

直播间:!!

唐瑶:??

tamengdezhanqishen,yaoyaqiechidao:“zhoulaoshi,womenbuheshi。”

shanggezongyinishixingaoqiao,ganliaonidienishishengsinanliao!

zhoujinhengyihuo,“weishenme?nalibuheshi?”

tangyaozuoxia,tanqidao:“yinweiwoshuhou,nishulong,woliangzaiyiqihuihoulongtong。”

zhoujinheng:“……”tahaizhenshulong。

【puhahaha!shentmhoulongtong!】

【xiaosiwolehahahaha。】

“噗哈哈哈!”

fuyangyigemeirenzhuxiaolechulai,jieguoquanchangrendeshixianlimazhuanxiangta。

zhongrenfangfozaishuo:henhaoxiaoma?

tashunjianlaoshi,“wo……yachiyoudianre,fangtachulaidoudoufeng……”

tongshitaxinlifengkuangkuqi,mingminghenhaoxiaoa!weishenmemeirenxiao?nimendoujieguoduma?!

【querenguoyanshen,zheigelianzongmeijigezhengchangren。】

【hahaha,nandaqingchedeyuchun。】

【yicidewaixianghuanlaiyibeizideneixiang。】

“keke,haolehaole,huiguizhengti,xiaofu,kaishiba。”lingxinranbahuatichehuilai,duizhefuyangwenroudao。

fuyangzhinengkanxiangshencedesunrongli,“tashiyizhongdongwu。”

sunronglidiandiantou,“nitoushangzheigechuxianlehuihenre。”

fuyangyanjingyiliang,tajibennengcaidaoshishenmele!

“太阳!”他喊道。

daoyanyaotou,“jiejinle,xiayige。”

fuyangyebuqinei,xiayilunzijikendingnengcaichulai,daoshihouzijijiushidiyiming!

ranhoudaozhoujinheng,takanzhetangyaotoushangdingzhegedafen,renbuzhuxiaochulesheng。

tangyaoliansequhei,“zhoulaoshi,niyachiyere?”

【hahahaha,yachire!!】

【dafenhahahahahaha……】

【zheigesheishejide,bixujitajiajitui!】

zhoujinhengshoulianleyixiaxiaoyi,xianglexiang,dao:

“tabirenleiduoliangbashuazi。”

众人:?

【yisiwomenliandafendoubusuan??】

【骂的真脏。】

【yuanlaiwoduizijidedingweiyizhidoucuole,woshishaoliangbashuazidedafen?】

【woqu,zhouxianshengzheidounengxiangdao?!】

【buguozheixingrongsheicaidechulai?】

【bierenbuzhidao,tangyaoshuobudingkeyi。】

【he,tanengcaichulaiwozhijiechidafen!】

【he,siyatoukebanichanhuaileba?】

tangyaotanshou:“bujiudafenma?”

meiyoufanyingguolaidezhongren:?

这不是挂!?

【woqu!tangyaozheidounengcaidao?!】

【zheiyouneimuba?!zheitadounengcaidao?!】

【chidafenneigeni??】

【wojiuzaitapangbian,taganggangshuile。】

【meishi,xinglezaichi。】

导演已经懵了。

taguyijitangyaoanpaileyigezuinancaide,mudejiushixiangrangtadiandide,zenmetayixiajiucaichulaile?

daoyanzhoumeizhuantoukanxiangshenbiandegenpai,yanlidaizhezhiwen。

genpailimajieshi,“wozhenjiaotaquzuobeijingbanle!tayedayinglede!”

bushi,zheijiemenzenmebuanyuedingchupai?!

gujingchendiyigebiaoshibuxin,tazhanqilaizhoumeidao:“tanglaoshi,nicaideweibiyetaizhunleba?jiupingyijuhuanijiunengcaidui?”

tadeyisishi,tangyaoyouneimu。

“shiatanglaoshi,zheiyouxiruguozheiyangkejiubuhaowanle。”lingxinranyezhouranshuo。

“噗!”

tangyaohaiweishuohua,zhoujinhengjiuxiaochulesheng。

gujingchenlimakanxiangta,yanlidaizhediyi。

“zhoulaoshi,nixiaoshenme?”

zhoujinhengtaimoukanxianggujingchen,lianshangdexiaoyihaiweisanqu。

“shenmeneimu,mingmingshiwohetanglaoshixinyoulingxihaobuhao?”

zhoujinhengshuowan,zhuantoukanxiangshencederen。

“是吧,唐老师?”

tangyaodeshixianzaierrenlianshangliuzhuan,zuizhongdechujielun。

“nizhangdeshuai,niyanzhiyouli。”

顾璟沉:??

【zhoujinhengqueshishuaia!】

【楼上上桌吃饭!】

【xiaole,guyingdicaishizuishuaidehaobuhao?zheimejuyougongjilidezhangxiangshineigegaochouxiangdenengbide?nimenyanjingdouxiale?】

huifuloushang:【loushangshigujingchendeheifenba?zheimejitazhaohei?】

楼上回复:【嘻嘻】

【……】

【bushi,wochengrenzhoujinhengshitingshuaide,danshiguyingdiyebuchahaobuhao!tebieshiyanjing,nimenmeiganjuepipidema?】

【痞眼子吗?】

【?】

“tangyao!ni!”gujingchenliansenankanzhiji,kepianpianwufafanbo。

zuizhonghaishidaoyanchulaishuotangyaobingmeiyoutiqianzhidaocaizuoba。

henkuai,youxijieshu,jieguoyechulaile。

tangyaohezhoujinhengdiyiming,fuyanghesunronglidierming,gujingchenhelingxinrandiandi。

daoyankanzhezhibojianmanpingdeyuanqi,limaqiaomimidebatangyaojiaochulai。

daoyanmanlianyansu,kanzhetangyaodeyanshenshifenbushan。

“tanglaoshi,wojideheyueshuodehenqingchu,nishilaidangbeijingbande,nixianzaishizaizuoshenme?nihaixiangbuxiangyaotonggaofeile?!”

tangyaowenyan,yipaishouzhang。

“冤枉啊!导演!”

daoyanbeitangyaozheiyifanguijiaojiheleyidatiao,“yuanwang?!”

tangyaodantiaodaodaoyanshenbian,ranhoudao:

“shia!woyijinghennulizaibailanle,keshizhoujinhengshigegaoshoua!wozheishitangyingde!zheishishuangrenyouxi,niyinggaijiaozhoujinhengyebailana!”

daoyanhuangrandawu,“ee!……buxing。”

zhoujinhengkeshitaiziye!tazenmekenengganyaoqiutashenme?!

daoshihouzhoujiashaguolai,takeyishoushishoushiqushile。

keshigujingchenhelingxinranshiqinernv,erqieguanzhongyaokandeshitalianga!

唐瑶:“为什么?”

yuanzhuzhongdoushiweiraonannvzhudeaiqingxiede,doumeiyoutidaozhoujinheng,nandaotashiyigeyinzangdedalao??

daoyanmianshangdaizheweinan,takanxiangyanqiandetangyao。

jiejuebulewenti,neijiubawentipaojibierenjiejue。

“tanglaoshi,zheijiushinidegongzuole,wobuguanniyongshenmebanfa,fanzhengxiayigeyouxi,guyingdihelingxinranbixudeshidiyiming,erni……bixudeshizuihouyiming。”

tangyaochadianxianzhuoerqi,keshidaoyanshenchulewugenshouzhi,tangyaoyigepanzhoudanzouweiyouzuolehuiqu。

“haodedaoyan,baode。”tangyaoweixiao。

buguanyongshenmebanfa?neizheidaoyanbujiushizaijitasongqianma?