第三章 可笑的称呼

tanaozihongdeyixia,shunjianfangfoxueyedaoliu。

tashenzhibuganquzhiwenshenme,tashenmedoumeile,tazhiyoutahenver,ta……

huangluandexiangyitoujuewangdegui,yitouzuanjinlekeyiduobideqiao,tapaohuileketing,zuozaileshafashang,ditoudingzhezijidejiao。

yangwenlijiewandianhuacongyangtaichulai,yingjuntinglidemianpangshangdaizheweinan,“yuyuduibuqi,nigangchulai,wobugaizoude,danshiwojintianyougehenzhongyaodekehu,wobixudequjie。”

shenmezhongyaodekehuhuijiaobaobei?

linyuxiongqianglimendenanshou,taxiangpaoxiao,xiangzhiwen,nishibushiwaimianyounvren,nideliangxinbeigouchilema?woweinidunleliunianlao,niquezhuanshenjiuquzhaolebiedenvren。

ketazhanglezhangzui,queshenmeyemeishuochulai,shenzhidoubugantaitouqukanta,tapatahuikongzhibuzhu,latayiqiquxiadiyu。

weilenver,tabunengchongdong。

yangwenlisihuhenzheji,congwenjianbaolinachuyigeshoujidijilinyu,“yuyu,zheigeshoujinixiannazheyong,limianyouwodeshoujihao,niyoushijiwodadianhua,wozhendedezoule。”

shuozhetazhuanshenqulewaitaojiuwangwaizou,linyumengdeqishenlanzhuta,canliangdeheimousisidedingzheta,touzheyiguzijuewang,“wenli,nifeidezheigeshihouzouma?wogangchulai,zheilisheidouburenshi,wohaipa,niliuxiapeipeiwohaobuhao?”

zhiyaoniliuxia,jiwoyidianxiwang,wokeyizhuangzuobuzhidaoniyiqiandeyiqie。

danshijiulianzheiyisisidexiwang,tayehaobuyouyudeqiamieleta,“yuyu,tinghua,wozhendeyouhenzhongyaodeshiqing,wodayingni,mingtiankendingguolaipeini。”

tatuikailelinyudeshenzi,dabuzoulechuqu。

pengdeyisheng,menbeiwuqingguanshang。

linyushoulisisidezuanzheshouji,xiwangshunjianpomie,tashihunluopodezuodaoshafashang,yishibuzhidaoruheshihao。

baobeineimeqinmidechenghu,rangtagenbenwufabuquduoxiang,keshitayougaizenmebanni?

taweileyangwenlizuoleliunianlao,liannvergentayebushu,congliangsuikaishiyangwenlibianyonggezhongliyoujujuenverqutanjian,ouerquyici,nvernuannuanyezhijiaotaayi,yinweipanverzibei,yangwenlimeiyougaosunverjianyulideshimama。

hehe,ayi,duomekexiaodechenghu!

tashiyuehuaitaishengxialaidehaizi,jiaotaayi。

ketadangchuzuolaoweileshei,nandaotadouwangjilema?linyuhuranyouxiebengkui,tashenzhixiangbuchudangchuweishenmehuineimesha,weishenmehuidayingbangyangwenlidingzui。

luodaozheigedibu,shitasha,tachun,tayubukeji。

danshitabunengjiuzheimezuoyidaibi,tayaozuodianshenme?

linyuxianggekunshouyiyang,mengdichongchulejiamen,yiluchongchulexiaoqu,quemeiyouzhuishangyangwenlidecheshang,tayouruxingshizourouban,zouxiangledajieshang,qiheideyeyourukongbudeyeshou,sihusuishidengzhetunmeishiyidexingren。

tagaizenmeban?nverhaizaiyangwenlineili,tabunengjiuzheiyanghetasipolian,buranyitaxianzaidechujing,tagenbenjiudoubuguota,naofanzhihou,tabukenengrangnverjiandaota。

linyuzouzhezouzhe,bujingyijianguaiguoyigewan,yingmianzhuangshangleyigexiaoqingnian,tamenyixingsangeren,shouzhonglinzhejiuping,wenzhewenshen,lingtouderenranleyitouhuangmao。

linyutaitouheleyitiao,lianliandaoqian;“duibuqiduibuqi!”

tashuowanhaipadexiangzou,huangmaofanshouwozhuletadeshouwan,“zoulubuzhangyanni。”

“duibuqiduibuqi,wobushiguyide。”zheizhongxiaohunhunyikanjiubuhaore,tazhengzhazhexiangyaoduokaitazhuazhedeshouwan。

yigexiaohunhunniezhuletadexiaba,“yohe,nimenkan,zheilianzhongshizhongledian,zixikanhaitingbiaozhide。kanzheishuangjueqiangdeyanjingduopiaoliang,xiangxinyadaochuangshangkendingmeizizi。”

“neiwolaishishi。”qizhongyigeshuozhejiuyaoqumolinyudelian。