第1章 睡我要记得负责

songninghuanghudizoujinfangjian,zhouweiyiqiedougenzaijingziliside,suoxiaoyoufangda,laihuihuangyou。

tahaoxiangzhidaozijiyinggaizuoshenme,youjuedeyoudianmomingqimiao。

bananrentuishangchuangdeshihou,tabeizhuazhuleshoubei,nanrenyiyonglijiujiangtadaidaolehuaili。

“biechebieche,jisha?”songningxilihutuditucao。

“wobufankang,nichulemenhuiduiwofuzema?”nanrenwen。

宋柠:???

nishuiwo,rangwoduinifuze?

tazhalezhayanjing,xiangkanqingshishenmerenzheimehouyanwuchi,keshiyanqianfangfoyouyituanwuqi,zenmedoukanbuqingnanrendelian,jiusuankanqingle,xiayimiaoyoujuedejibudele。

shengyinhaoting,taorenxihuan。

songningzhualezhuahounaoshao,“fuzefuze,woduinifuze。”

“真的?”

“真的!”啰嗦。

“那就好……”

nanrenqingxiao,shengyindiyayoucixing,genghaotingle。

songningjuedejiaoxiafapiao,haimeifanyingguolai,jiubeinanrenfanyazaileshenxia。

“yaojidezijishuoguodehua……”

huayingangluo,nanrendewenjiluoxia,suihoushiyishanerguodetengtong。

……

hunshenyizhan,songningmengdicongshuimengzhongjingxing,xinhongdiyichen,dengdaleyanjingkanduimiandehunshazhao。

youshiyiyangdemeng,duanduanxuxuzuolewunianle,zhenshijiangui。

takaozaichuangtou,lianmengdeneirongdoubuyuanyishensi,fanzhengwunianletayemeizhenzhengkanqingguomengzhongnanrendemoyang。

shoujixiangqilai,tongtongdedasangmenerchuanchulai。

“nisimeisia?bieshuiguotoua,niyadejintianjiehunde,kebiewangle!!”

songningfanlefanyanpi,xiankaibeizixiachuang,kanzhejingzilicanbaidelian,wunaididao:“cailingchensidian,hunlikeshishangwushidianai。”

jialiyingbizhejiehun,xiangqinqiannanwanxiancaidingxiadehunshi,qidagubadayidoudingzhe,tazijiquebuzenmeshangxin,jiegehuneryi,meishenmejinzhangde。

“fulenile,ganjinlaihuichangba,huagezhuanghaiyaobantianni。”

“是是是。”

yebuzhidaoshisheijiehun,linchumen,kandaoqiangshangdehunshazhao,songningyouyishunjiandehouhui,caiershisisui,jiuzheimecaolvdijiarenle,zheibeizidagaiyejiuzheiyangle。

pianpianlaomazaizheigeshihoudadianhuaguolai,lianhuancuidetaneixinlineiyidianbuganxinzanshixiaosan,zhinengxianganquhuichang。

……

songningchuanzhehunshazhanzaidamenkou,youxiaoshuqianzhewangqianzou,daodaoxianhuagongmendejintoushiyishenbaisexizhuangdexumocen。

xumocenshinongcunkaoshanglaidedaxuesheng,jiniangongfuzuodaoledichangongsidebumenjingli,yesuanshixiaoyouchengjiu,kexifangdaoyouduligongsidesongjiamianqianshizhongshigaopanle,waijiedoushuoshiqiongxiaoziliyuelongmen。

songningmeibazheixiefangzaixinshang,takanzhongdeshixumocendewenheshicheng,rangtayouzhonganxindeganjue。

yibubuzoudaotashenbian,gezhetousha,nanrenduitawenheyixiao,xiangtashenchuleshou。

shizhixiangkou,wennuandezhangxinwendu,songningqueyouzhongxiangyaotaolidechongdong,naoziliyouyishunjiandekaqiao。

“qingwenxinlang,shifouyuanyiqusongningxiaojieweiqi,wulun……”

“我愿意。”

wenhedenansheng,shuochududingdeshiyan,rangsongningshenyoudesixumengdihuilong,ceguolian,duinanrenbaoyiweixiao。

zhenshide,jiehundouzoushen,jianzhifengmo。

“qingwenxinniang,shifouyuanyijiajixumocenxianshengweiqi,wulun……”

songningshenxiyikouqi,huanhuanzhangkou:“wo……”

“妈咪!”

什么?

quanchangjijing,zhinenruannuodeshengyinzaijijingdehuichangzhongxiandeyichangqingxi,jiuxiangshiyigenyumaoqingyidisaoguoxinzangzuicuiruodebufen。

songningyijingdaozuibiandeshiyanbeiyanxiaqu,xinshenyidang,youdianjixiedizhuanguoshenqu,muguangdingdaoshengyuanchu。

siwusuidehaizi,shengdefenzhuangyuzhuo,chuanzhekeaidebeidaiku,huailibaozhedabudingdewanjuxiong,queleyizhierduo。xiaojiahuoyanjingliangshanshande,kandaosongningzhuanguotoulaikanta,zuiyilie,jingranwayishenghanchulai。

dengdaotadengzheliangtiaoxiaoduantuipaodaosongningmianqian,yonglibaoshangsongningdedatui,quanchangyijingyipianhuaran。

“mami,yuanlainishizhende,diedimeiyoupianwo。”

“shenmeqingkuang?songjiadaxiaojieyouhaizi?”

“aiyou,zheijiaoshenmeshi?”

“muziliangjiushiyigemozikechulaidema,zheixinlangyeshikelianle。”

“shuobudingshizaojiuzhidaole,weileqianzhinengrenlebei。”

zhouweiyipianyilun,taitoushixumocenbukezhixindeyanshen,nianzaituishangdexiaoguajianhaizaireqingdicengzhezijidetui,songningjihuyaoyiweizijishimengli,yishijianbuzhidaoyinggaixianjiejunayibu。

“bushi,xiaopengyou,wobushinimama,nirencuorenle。”

“hushuo!”xiaoguisaibangzibiedegugude,xuanranyuqi,liangzhixiaoroushousisizhuazhutadehunshaqunbufang,yuqigengyan,“mamishibushibuyaoqihule,suoyicaibulaikanqihu,haiyaohebiedeshushushengxindeqihu。”

songninghoubeiquanshihan,zuijiaoyizhenkuangchou,beizheixiaoguizhizedechadianzhendeyaohuaiyizijishibushishengguohaizi。

“不是……”

“zhuangshenmezhuang,zheihaizimingxianjiushinide,nijingranhaixiangrangmocenzuojiepanxia!”

budengsongningkaikou,yigedabanyanlidenvrenhuranzoushanglai,juzhiqinmidibaoshangxumocendeshoubei,“mocen,nikanqingchu,zheigenvrenshiyaonijibierendezhongdangbaba,woduzilidekeshiniqinshengde!”

yishijiqiqiancenglang,dixialikejiuzhakaileguo!

songningzhoumei,bashenqiandehaizilakai,taitouduishangxumocendeyanjing,“zheishizenmehuishi?”

xumocenxiayishidixiangyaolakainvrendeshoubei,keshishixianxiayiluodaoxiaonanhaiershenshang,yiguwumingzhihuolikejiucengcengcengwangshangcuan。

tagensongningjiaowangzheimejiudoumeipengguota,tajingranyijingbeizhezijihebiedenanrenyoulehaizi。

“ninenghewaimiandeyenanrenanduchencangshenggeyezhong,wozheidianwentisuanbushangshenmeba?”

“野种?”

liangliangdeshengyincongmenkoudangguolai,xumocendaleyigejiling,hezhongrenyiqiwangmenkoukanqu。