第3章 犯傻的王爷

kandaolinyizuozaimenkou,xiangzilidehaiziyiwofengdouchulaile。

“王爷.....”

“woyaotingxiuluodegushi......”

“sunwukong.....”

“wangye,woyaotingerlangshen.....”

shijigehaiziweizhelinyiqizuibashe。

“aiya,nimenchaodebenwangnaozidouzhale,”linyijuqishuangshou,wunaidedao,“bieaiwotaijin,yishenhan,nimentugeshenmea!”

tingjianlinyidehuahou,hongyingbennengdeyaoguoququganhaizi,danshixiangdaozijiawangyedexingzi,zuizhonghaishizuoba。

ranhoudengzheyanjingkanzhezijimianqiandelianggehaizi。

lianggehaizibingmeiyouweizhelinyitinggushi,ershilaolaoshishidizhanzaihongyingyanqian。

beihongyingqiaodehunshenfamao,kehaishiyingzhetoupi,fushengongjingdedao,“shifu!”

“shifu?sheishinimenshifu!”hongyinglenghengdao。

“xiuluoshuode,yiriweishizhongshengweifu!”

yigebaijingshuzhelianggeyangjiaodehaizidazhedanzidao。

“师父!”

bianshangdexiaoguniangmianhuangjishou,luanzaozaodetoufagaizainaodaishang,weiyinengyinqirenzhuyideshineimingliangwuxiedeyanjing。

hongyingzhengyaoxunchi,xiaoguniangshuangshouturanshenguolai,yigehuangsedezhagaochuxianzaitademianqian,ranhouyiliandeqidaidekanzheta。

“shifu,haohaochide,liujinide。”xiaoguniangnaishengnaiqidao。

“nichiba,zanjiabuchi。”

hongyingzhongjiuhaishimeiyoushuochulaiyinghua,bujingyideyoukanleyiyanxiaoguniangdeyoujiao。

duodongshidehaizia,pianpianshigequezi。

wunaifumuyoubuzhidaolianxi,zheiyihouderizijiunanaile。

“shifu!”xiaogunianghaishipingjuzheshuangshou,meiyoufangxialaideyisi。

“guaihaizi,zijiliuzheba。”hongyingxiaozhemolemotadenaodai。

“hongzongguan。”xiangzilibairouanzidezhurourongxiaopaoguolai,yiliandehengrouduixiaozaiyiqi,duizhehongyingdiantouhayao,“xiaodezonglinghuibulezheiwubuquan,niduoduozhijiao。”

“zhurourong,jinidianyanse,nijiukairanfangle?”

hongyingzijidoubuzhidao,zijishenmeshihouxueqilezijijiawangyeshuohuadejiashihekouqi,shenzhiliankoutoushandoushiyiyangmoyiyang。

zhurouronglenglelengshen,peixiaodao,“hongzongguan,nitaikandeqiwole,wozheidianbenshiyejiucouhemaimaizhurou,nalikaideqiranfang!”

nengkairanfangdedoushifeifujigui!

tayaoshikaideqiranfang,tayidingzaiankangchenghengzhezou!

hongyingbailetayiyan,niutoubuduimazui,yueshuoyuelei

“xingle,nimena,jinyuanzizhuomoba,”linyizaiyipangtingdeyaranshixiao,duizhehongyingbaibaishoudao,“nineidiansanjiaomaogongfu,haihaoyisizangzheyezhe。”

“shi。”hongyingyanjiaochoulechou,yemeifanbolinyidehua。

“xiaoan,niguolai,”linyichongzhexiaoguniangzhaozhaoshou,xiaozhedao,“zuorenni,yidingyaoziqiangbuxi,genzhenishifuhaohaoxue,jianglaini,bubirenherencha。”

kandaozheigekeliandexiaoguniang,tazaicixiangdaogueryuanneixiehetayiqizhangdadepengyoumen。

gueryuandehaizidaduoshudouyoutangshizonghezheng、naotan、xinzangbing、longya、tuchundengxiantianxingjibing,xiangtazheiyangxingyunsizhijianquande,shaozhiyoushao!

tamengupi、danxiao、eryoudanchun。

chengnianhou,daduoshuyedouzhiliuzaigueryuan。

suoyi,duizheigexingdongbubiandexiaoguniang,tayouyizhongtianrande,fazineixindeqinjinzhigan。

zhurourongtingdeyilengyileng,xinxiangzheiweiwangyeyoufanshale!

zheiguniangshigequezi,jianglainengzhaodaopojiajiusuanshaogaoxiangle!

还不比人差?

xiangdaolechu,zhengyaoliezuixiao,turanganshoudaoleyiguliangyi!

大夏天的!

taiqitou,kandaolehongyingsaoguolaideyanshen。

hunshendalegehanzhan,yixiaziminzhulezui,dizhetouyishengbuhangdegenzhehongyingshenhou。

gangjinermendemenjian,yourenbuzhuhuiguotouduizherouanzishangdeponianghandao,“woququjiulai,kanhaotanzi。”

zhurourongdeponiangpajingzhehewangye,bugandashengma,gengbuganzhuijinhewangfu,zhiderenqitunsheng,ditouchaozhedimiancuileyikou。

“tangsengjiantayouyaodaren,qidenianqilejinguzhou,tongdewukongdaozaidishang。

baigujingjianle,bianzaiyipangtoutoudilengxiao。

wukongrenzheteng,zhengzhaqilai,yibangzidasileyaoguai.......”

linyishuodaojingcaichu,shouwuzudao。

haizimentingdechushen,buyuanchudetanfanheluguodexingrenyetingdepingzhuhuxi,shengpacuoguolejingcaizhichu。

luliangbianjimanlexingren,daolubutong,zhitingjianyourenhechidao,“gewei,rangdianlua。”

linyichaozheguolurenqianyidegonggongshouhou,qishendao,“jintiandegushihuidaocijieshu。”

darenmenzhitankexi,haizimenyilianaonao,kezaibuxiaoshi,yebuhuigenzhelinyizhuijinwangfu。

fumujingchangnahuahehutamen,gebixiangzilidexiaoguanzi,pawangcaizhujiadeqiangtoubeidadechadianyanleqi。

何况是王爷府?

tamenbupawangye,tamenpadeshixiongsheneshadehongzongguan!

zhanzaimenkou,buxuyaokeyiquting,jiunengtingjianzhurouronggenzhuyiyangdeaojiaosheng,buyongshuo,kendingshiailehongzongguandezou。

zhurourongbiqinglianzhongdechulai,queyiranshixiaozhede,xiaodeyanjingdoukanbudaole。

“你贱啊!”

猪肉荣老婆气骂。

众人哄然大笑。

jiaojiedeyueliangguazaibankong,linyizuozailiangtingzhongjian,zongganjuezijishenshoujiunenggoudezhe。

“王爷.....”

hongyingturanchuxianzailinyideshenhou。

啪!

“hesiwole!”linyishenshoupaisileyizhiwenzi,“nixianzaizouluzenmemeiyoushengyinle?”

“wangye,zheishixiaodejinizuodekuzi,nikanheshenbuheshen。”

hongyingxianbaosidefushenbayitiaominghuangsedesichoudakuchazichengkai,liangzailelinyidemianqian。

linyisaoleyiyan,xiaozhedao,“xiaoyingzi,nidezhenfayuelaiyuebucuole。jurankanbudaozhenjiaole。”

“xiewangyekuajiang。”hongyingkuxiaobude。

youzijidejianwangyediyimiandeshihou,neiniantashisansui。

sansuidewangyewentahuikuihuabaodianma?

他连听都没听过!

又问他会用针吗?

他自然是不会的!

napashishangyijianyezhiyonggongnv!

dangshi,zhitingjiantamenjiaxiaowangyenaishengnaiqideshuo,buhuiyongzhenzenmexiuliankuihuabaodianni?

suirantayijingbusuannanrenle,keshizhengtiannagenzhenduizheyifufengfengbubusuanzenmehuishini?

rujin,kuihuabaodiankendingshimeilianchengde,bijingshishangmeiyouzheimengongfa,buguoyigenxiuhuazhenqueyijingbeitashidechushenruhua!

linyiminleyikouchahoujiezhedao,“guoxierizibianyaonanxia,fuliderennidouanpaihao,yuanyigenzhequdejiudaizhe,buyuanyidejiuliuzhekanjia,buzuoqiangqiu,baokuoniyeyiyang。”