第1章 婚礼上的撕逼

dihaodajiudian,cchengyoumingdechuanmeidahengqiutianchengdedanverqiumanlizhengzaizheilijuxinghunli。

qiujiabaoxialezhenggejiudian,yanqingbafanglaibin。

jiuxicaiquzizhucandefangshi,changdikongkuang,geshishangliushehuirenshichuanxing,gongchoujiaocuo。

jiaoluoli,cenjianingmengguanleliangbeihongjiu,tingzhetaishangsiyicaifangliangweixinren。

“tingshuozhangxianshengdexin?chuanmeigongsimingtianjiushangshi,zhenshishuangxilinmena。”siyidehuapiaoleguolai,cenjianingxinzhongyizhensuanchuhefennu。

tacengjingshuoguo,dengwomengongsishangshideshihou,jiushiwomenjiehundeshihou。

keshixianzaini,tadegongsishangshile,tayejiehunle,kexinniangquehuanchengletadehaoguimiqiumanli。

taishangsiyidehuayouchuanguolai:“tingshuoerweishicongdaxuedeshihoujiurenshile,nengjiwomentantanlianaijingguoma?”

xinniangyilianjiaoxiudidao:“aiya,jiushitazhuiwodema,wokantahenyouchengyi,jiudayingle,tayizhiduiwohenhao……”

很好,确实很好!

qiumanli,nijiranneimeaidanglvchabiao,neiwoyebushishenmeshannanxinnv,jiukanjintiansheideliandiudegengdayidianle。

cenjianingyouguanleliangbeixiangbinxiadu,duanzhejiubeijiuwangtaishangchongleshangqu。

tajintianchuanzheseliangpianxiushenwanlifu,wanlifutaixiushenle,jiangtayaoraoduozidehaoshenduanxianludelinlijinzhi。

jiubeizhonghuposedexiangbingenzhetayinhongdezhijiajianhuangdong。

连酒杯都格外性感。

tadaoletaixia,taishangdesiyizhengshuodao:“rangwomenlaikankanxinlanghexinniangdelianaishiba,qingkandapingmu。”

dapingmushangshiyizhangweixinjietu,shangmianyouyiduanduihua:“xiaoning,womenfenshouba,manlihuaiyunle,wobixugentajiehun!”

“nidegongsidegufen,worangmanliyongxianjinzhesuanjini!”

……

“cenjianing,wogaosuni,gongsishizhucezaiwoyigerenmingxia,jiusuannidangchujileqianyouzenmeyang,nizhishigongsiyigegaojizhigong,woxianzaiyaojieguni,zhiyaofujiniweiyuejinjiuhaole!”

taixiadebinkeyipianhuaran,cenjianingzuijiaogouqiyisixiaoyi,yaomaitongjiudiangebafuwuyuanhuangediepianzhendebushitainandeshi。

tatizhequnbaishanglewutai,zoudaosiyimianqian,yishuangyaoraodoujizhidemeimouzhongyanshenhuranbiandelinglie:“ni,xiaqu!”

siyiheleyitiao,danyanqianzheigenvrenzhangdepiaoliangshipiaoliang,yexiangdangdeyouqishi,neiyanshenhedetabuyouzizhudijiubashoulidehuatongjijiaolechuqu。

nvrenduizheshoulidehuatongqingleqingsangzi,kesouleyisheng。

henkuaiyourenfaxiantaishangyouxiebuduijing,yourenrenchuletaishangderen:“neibushicenjianingma?

“duia,tazenmehuizaizheili?”

“nibuzhidaoa,zheigexinlangshitaqiannanyou,beitashuaile。”

“deleba,tacenjianingshuaidenanrenmeiyouyibaiyeyoubashi,zheigeqiannanyouyoushenmetebiede?”

“nihaibieshuo,tabenrenkebizhaopiandianshizazhishanghaokanduole。”

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taixiadexuannaomeiyourangcenjianingyoubanfenqiechang,zhishixiaolexiao:“woxiangdajiadouyinggairenshiwo,woshicenjianing,yejiushijintianzaichangdexinlangzhanghongbaodeqiannvyou,yeshixinniangduonianlaidehaoguimi,qianbujiu,tingshuowohongxingchuqiangbatashuaile,gangcaidapingmushangdeshiqingdajiayekanqingchule,shifeiheibaiwoxiangdajiadeyanjingshixueliangde。”

taixiayipianxuanhuasheng,dajiadoumangzhekanhaoxi。

zhanghongbaolianshangqingyizhenhongyizhen,chenzhelianshangqian:“xiaoning,niyaozuoshenme?womenzhijianbushiyijingshuoqingchulema,nidangshiyehenshuangkuaidayingfenshoude,zhiyusheishisheifeidoushibierenchuande,nibeirenchuandehaishaoma,hebifangzaixinshang?”

haoyijuhebifangzaixinshang?

zhanghongbao,womensanniandeganqing,wodaodishigezenmeyangderen,nandaonihaibuqingchuma?

weishenmenizhixiangxinwaimiandeyaoyan,quebuyuanyixiangxinhuoshengshengmeitianzainishenghuozhongchuxianderen?

pangbiandexinniangqiumanlishangqianlazhuzhanghongbaodeshou:“hongbao,nibuyaoduijianingneimexiongma,tashiwozuihaodepengyou,tajintiannenglaicanjiawodehunliwohengaoxing,zhende。”

“qiumanli,nidaodiyaozhuangdaoshenmeshihou?!”cenjianingjiao。

“hongbao,wo……wozhendebushiguyide,xiaoningtakendingshihenwobatagenshuizongzoudeshigaosuleni……”qiumanlisuozaizhanghongbaoshenhoukudelihuadaiyu。

zhanghongbaotaitoukandaoleyuefuqiuyunpingtieqingdelian,xinzhongyijin。

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xiangdaozheili,zhanghongbaomuguangdunshiyebianderuiliqilai:“xiaoning,woderennaishiyouxiandude,nibieqirentaishen!”