第1章 上门求亲的男人

“wuwuwu,wobuyao!wobujiazheigechoubaguai!die,niang,nimenrangtagun!wobujiata,woshiyaodangxiucainiangzideren,wobujizhuangjiahanzuoxifu!”

suiranzaoyijingguolesishukaiguandeshijian,danpingshijingqiaoqiaodetangjiasishuhouyuanlixianzaiquenaotengdelihai。

tianhuanhetaniangtangshizuozaifanzhuobianshang,yibianmomodechizhejiujiuyijiachishengdefancai,yibiantingzhefangjianlibiaojietangruyidedashengkuhan。

lianmianbujuedehanjiaoshengzhendeerduowengwengzuoxiang,tianhuanrenbuzhuzaixinlizhangtanlekouqi。

唉,真是吵死了。

ganjinchiwanwanlidexizhou,tazhanqilaishoushiwankuai。chenzhezheigejihui,taqiaoqiaotaiyankanlekanneigezhanzaiyuanzizhongjiandenanren。

jintianyizao,zheigerenjiuchuxianzailetangjiadamenkou,yishoutizheyizhifeidadetuzi,lingyishounazheyizhangfanhuangdezhiheyigeyupei,shuoshilaiqutaxifude。

ranhou,jiujiuyijiazijiugenyidilengshuidiaojinleshaogunleyoudeguoliside,yixiazhakaile。

danshizheigenanren……congjindaozheigehouyuankaishi,tajiuyizhizhanzaineili。jiujiujiumameizhaodaitazuoxia,tayejiulaolaoshishidezhanzaineili,yizhanjiushizheibantian。

erqie,tingzhewuzilitangruyidedahandajiao,tadebiaoqingyemeiyourenhebianhua,zhishimuzheyizhanglian,bujianxiyebujianbei,jiufangfotangruyidahandajiaozhexianqiderenbushitayiban。

“ai,yijieerhaishitaiguofenledian。buguanzenmeyang,tayebunengzheimeshuorenjiahoushenga!”bawankuaishoujinchufang,tianhuantaniangtangshicaidishenggantanleju。

tianhuanminminchun,tashoushihaowankuaihou,jiunaqiyizhicucidawan,daolemanmanyiwanliangbaikai,zhuanshenduanchuqudidaoneigehanzigenqian。

neihanzitaiqiyan,yandinanmiandaishangleyimozhenjing,tianhuanjiuchongtaweiweiyixiao:“hekoushuiba!jiejieke。”

“谢谢。”

duifangrenzhendaoxie,jieguowanjiubaliangbaikaiyiyinerjin。

tianhuancaifaxian——tadeshengyinjingranshifenqinglangqingcui,tingzaierduolihenshishufu。

zaizixikankan,tafaxianzheigerenyebingmeiyoutangruyishuodeneimebukan。tazhangdegezihengao,lianshangsuiranzangxixide,danneishuangheiyaoshibanshensuideyanjing,jueduibuxiangshiyibanrennengyoude!ganjueduokanyiyan,jiunengbarenxijinqu!

而且……

咦?

muguangyisao,taturanfaxianzheigerencongyanweidaoerhouyouyitiaozhangzhangdebahen。zheiyeshitangruyizuixianqitadedifang。

zhishizheibahenbingbushiputongdehuihese,erdandanderoufense。yejiushishuo,zheigebahenshihuode!

huodebahen,yaomeshiganggangchanshengde、haizaihuifuqi,yaomejiushi……

“wobuguan!jingancundegujiawozhidao,bujiushikailegezhafangma?tamenjiashiyouqian,keneiqianyouhetameiguanxi!zheigerenshitayeyeconghelijianlaide,tadoubushigujiadeqinerzi!dengyihoufenjia,gujiadejiachandouhetameiguanxi。woyaoshijiajita,yihouhaibudehexibeifenga?tahaineimechou……die,niang,nimenbunengbawowanghuokenglituia!”tangruyidesangyinturanyoubagaoleyigetaijie。

tianhuanbeizheituruqilaideshengyinhedeyigeduosuo。tamengdihuiguoshen,caifaxianzijiyijingdingzhezheigenanrenkanlehaobantianle!

哐!

huayingangluo,dongbianxiangfangdementuranbeidakai,tianhuandewaigongtanglaoyeziqihuhudechuzheguaizhangyiqueyiguaizoulechulai。

“dangchuwodiaodaoheli,neimelengdetian,neimeshendeshui,haoxierenhedezhanzaianshangdongdoubugandong,shigulaogetiaojinhelibawojijiuleshanglai。zheimeshenzhongdeenyi,wogenbenwuyiweibao,caizhudongtichuhegujiajiechengernvqinjia。xianzaihaole,gulaogedesunzizhangdale,renjianazhewodangnianqinshoujiaofudexinwuzhaoshangmenlai,nimenjiuzheimeduirenjia?wogennimenshuo,zheimenqinshiworen,nimenyedejiworen!yijieer,xianzainibixujiwojia!”

“wojiubu!wojiubu!”

tangruyiqidedengdengdengcongwuzilipaochulai。tayibatuikaitianhuan,zhijiechongdaozheigenanrengenqian:“xiangbalao,choubaguai,wogaosuni,woshibuhuijiajinide,nijiujiwosilezheitiaoxinba!”

“nigesiyatou,wodasini!”tanglaoyeziqidejuqiguaizhang。

tangruyizhijiezuibayilie,fangshengdaku。

jiumawangshijianzhuang,talianmanglaibanverloujinhuaili。“die,ninganmazheimexiongyijieer?zanmenyijieerzhishudali,zheijiaoyanghezhenshangdedajiaguixiubidouyidianbucha。zheimejingxiyangdadenver,ninshedebatajiajineiyangderen?ninjiubupatajiaguoqumeiliangnian,jiubeineiyijiazicurenjihuohuozhemosia?”

tangruyitingle,tadunshikudegengdasheng。“niang,wobujia!yaowojiajizheizhongren,woqingyuanqusi!”

shuozhe,tahaizhentuikaiwangshi,yitouwangqiantoudeqiangmianzhuangleguoqu。

“yijieer,nibunenga!”wangshiyijian,taganjinyoupuguoqulanxianver。

tangruyizhengzhayixia,munvlianggundaodishang,dunshibaozaiyiqikuchengyituan。

zheijiashi,kanzhejiugentanglaoyeziyaobiliangweichangside。

tanglaoyeziqidehunshenzhifadou,tachadianyikouqitibushanglaizhijiejueguoqu。

“外公!”

tianhuanhetaniangtangshiyanjianbudui,lianggerenganjinguoqubalaorenjiajifuwen,tangshixiaoxindejilaorenrouzhexiongkou。

haorongyichuanyunleqi,tanglaoyezicaiyoukanzhehaizuozaidishangkugebutingdesunnv:“yijieer,xianzainikuyemeiyong。woshiyijiazhizhu,zheimenqinshiwoshuodingle,neijiushidingle!nihuiqushoushiyixia,zhunbeijiarenba!”

“wobu!wo……woyouxinshangrenle!womendoujiaohuanledingqingxinwu,tamashangdouyaoshangmenlaitiqinle!”

唐如意忍不住大喊。

yankanmanyuanziderendoubeizheifanhuajizhamengle,jiulianneigegenmutouzhuangziyiyangzhanzaineilibantiandeguzhangshuidourenbuzhumeitouzhoulezhou,talianshangyangqiyimodeyi。“yeye,woxihuandeshizhenshangchenyuanwaijiadedagongzi,taquniankeshigangzhonglexiucai!ninshuo,yigexiucaisunnvxu,nandaobubiyigezhuangjiahansunnvxugenghao?”

“ni……niganherensixiangshoushou?wodasini!”

tanglaoyeziqidelunqiguaizhangjiuwangtangruyishenshangdaguoqu。

tangruyijianjiaozheduodaotadieniangshenhou。

tangshanjianzhuang,talianmangdangzhuletanglaoyezideguaigun。“die,jiranyijieerbuxiangjia,neininjiubiebitale。buranhaohaodexishibiansangshi,neiduobuhao!”

“nixiaozishenmeyisi?nandaonixiangbizhewodangyigebeixinqiyidexiaoren?tangshan,nizheimeduoniandeshudoududaogouduziliqule?”

“die,woyebuxiangde,keshichengongzidequeyoucongmingyoulihai,zhenshangdelijurendoushuoguo,tashizhenshangsuoyoudushurenlizuiyoukenengkaozhongjurende。erqie,chuleyijieer,zanmenjialiyebushimeiyoudaolejialingdeguinv。”tangshanxiaoshengshuozhe,yanjingmanmanzhuandaoletianhuanshenshang。

jingenzhe,tianhuanchajuedaozaichangsuoyourendemuguangdouluozailetashenshang!

tangruyilimayoujianjiaoqilai:“duiya,huanjieernianjihewochabuduo,yenengjiarenle。zaishuojiutaxianzaizheiqingkuang,yezhaobudaoshenmehaorenjia,zhenghaohezheigexinggudemendanghudui!neijiurangtajiaba!”

“nimen……nimenjiwohushuobadaoxieshenme?huanjieertaxingtian,bushitangjiaren!”tanglaoyezidihou。

“tianjiadoumeile!xianzaitazaizanmentangjiabaichibaihezheimeduonian,yesuandabangetangjiarenle。batajiaguoqumeimaobing。”jiumajiangshiyexiaoshengshuo。shuowanle,tahaichaozhetianhuanxiaoxiao,“huanjieer,niheniniangzaijiujiujiazhulezheijinian,jiujiujiumaduinizenmeyang,nixinliyoushudeba?xianzaijiujiujiayudaozheiyangdenanshi,ninandaobugaichulaibangbangmang?”

“nimenmunvliangshaohuche!”

jiujiutangshanganjindihou。tayibajiangtianhuanjiladaoyibian:“huanjieer,nibietingnijiumabiaojiexiashuo。zhibuguo……zheigerennibiaojiebunengjia,ketuihundehuakendingyaopofeiyidabi。zanmendejiajingnizhidaode,yaobunijiubanishoulitianjiademifangnayizhangchulaimaile,zheigeqianjiudangjiujiujienide!denglainianxueshengmenjiaoleshuxiu,wodiyishijianjiuhaini!”

田欢立时心都凉了。

douzheigeshihoule,jiujiujuranhaizaisuanjitajiademifang!