第一章
lianaiwuzhounianjinianrineitian，xuzeyangshoudaolenvyousuyundeyanzhao。
zhaopianlisuyunlianjiatuohong、yanshenmili，**，hengchendeyutishangmanshiaimeidehenji。
xiaoxishizhimingdaoyanxuzhoufade，houmianhaigenlejiduantiaoxinyiweishizudeyuyin：【zeyanga，ninvpengyouhuoerbucuo。】
【baobei，jiaoshengbabatingting。】
【baobeigenwohaobuhao？biegennineimeiyoubenshidenanpengyoule。】
beijingzhongyixinengtingdaonvrenduanduanxuxudewuyansheng，shibushiyongjiaomeirugudeshengyintaohaodihanzhebaba。
xuzeyangmeiyouhuifu，chenmozhebotongleyigexujiumeiyoulianxidedianhua。
dianhuahenkuaijietong，neitouchuanlaiyidaocangsangdeshengyin：“zeyang......”
xuzeyangjilikezhiqingxu，dishengdao：“ba，woxianghuijiale。”
“zeyang，nizhongyukenyuanliangwole！”
“huilaiba，jiachanhaidengzhenijicheng！”
xufudeshengyinzhandoudelihai，yinyintingchulejifenleiyi。
xuzeyangtingdebizifansuan。
muqinyiwailishihou，tayuanhenlefuqinzhengzhengwunian，xianzaishishihougaifangxiale。
“ba，dengwochulihaoshoutoudeshiqingjiuhuilai。”
xufuchenmoleyixia，youdao：“duile，huijinneihaizidaoxianzaidouhaimeijiehun，xinliyizhinianzheni，niyekuaisanshile，youxieshiqingshiqinggaitishangrichengle。”
xuzeyangdenaohaizhongfuxianchuyizhangqinglengdelianpang，tabilebiyan，yuqijianding：“wozhidaole，nifangxinba。”
guaduandianhua，weibozidongdanchulaileliangtiaoresou：
【bao！xinjinliuliangxiaohuasuyunyisihezhimingdaoyanxuzhourelianzhong】
【lajijingjirenxuzeyanggunchuyulequan！】
xiangguanshipinli，suyunhexuzhouxianshizaihaocheshangjiwen，suihouyiqixieshouqulejiudian。
weibodepinglunqudouzhakaile，shuangfangfensiyipianhexie，zhihukedaozhendele！
“tamenlianghaiyongbaolianqingguama，zheiyetaimingxianle”
“tianzuozhihe，zhu99！”
erxuzeyangzheibianqueshiqingyisedechaofengjiamanma。
“xuzeyangzheihuierkendingzaijializadongxiba，hahahahahaha！”
“xiaoqinglvzhongyuyaoguanxuanle，kanxuzeyangzheigelajijingjirenhaizenmeyoulianchanzhewomenyunyun！”
“yaobushizheigelajijingjiren，zanmenyunyunzaojiubaohuole！xuzeyanggunchuyulequan，zhichikou1！”
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xuzeyangdingzheneiyipaipaide1，binglengdezhijiebeiniedefabai。
fensidoushuoshitameibenshidanwulesuyunwunian，shubuzhi，zheiwunianlaitachidekubisuyunduochuwushubei。
suyundeyanyuanshifenkanke，chushengyuputongjiatingdetameiyoushenfen、meiyoubeijing，jibianshiyingshixueyuanbiye，zaiyulequanyeshicunbunanxing。
weilebangtayuanbaohongdemeng，xuzeyangyoudangjingjirenyoudangzhuli，pinlemingdebangtapaotonggao、zuotuiguang、tanhezuo，buduantouzhizijideshenti。
cengjingweilebangsuyunnaxiayigejiaose，tazaifanzhuoshangbeinannvtongchidedaoyandongshoudongjiaoyezhinengqiangyanhuanxiao，zuihouhejiuhedaoweichuxue。
zhuyuandeshihou，suyunkudesixinliefei，tachengnuoshuoyidinghuizaigongchengmingjiudeshihougaodiaoguanxuantamendelianqing，huizaixuzeyangsanshisuizhiqianjiajita。
xianzaixuzeyangjijiangsanshi，suyunyeconglongtaobianchengleliuliangxiaohua，keshicengjingdechengnuoquesihuzuofeile。
suyunbujinbutijiajitadeshiqing，liantamendelianqingdoumeiguanxuan，shenzhihaiyiduhetagangganghezuodedaoyanxuzhouchuanchufeiwen！
gengkexiaodeshisuyunhaimeiyoubaohuodeshihou，tahaikusuzijilaoshibeixuzhouchidoufu，duifangshenzhiyipaisheweiliyou，zaizhongmukuikuizhixiashenshouqumotadesimibuwei。