第1章
xiaruyanzhengkaiyanjing，biankandaoyinanzi，tadeshouzhengbuanfendezaizijishenshangmosuo——
“你——住手！”
yongjinquanshenliqi，xiaruyanhanchuzheiju。xiangyaozhengzha，quefaxianzijiquanshenruanmian，dongyedongbude。
坏了！被下药了！
ershenshangdenanren，sishiyezhongleyao。
“benwang......benwangdinghuiduinifuzede。”nanrenwenroudeshengyinfuguoerpan。
benwang？nanbuchengshichuanyuele？
xiaruyanzhigantancangtianwuyan！tayige24shijidetegongjunyi，ganggangyanzhichuleliangziweimiyiliaoshebei，jiubeidishouhongzha，jingranchuanyuele，erqieyichuanyuejuran......
......
“啪！”
“nigebuyaoliande**！juranganbeizheguzuochuzheizhongshiqing？”
lianshangdetengtongyuerbiandesihouranghunshenjihusanjiadexiaruyandouranqingxing，zhengyanyiqiao，zhijianyanqianchuanzheheisemangpaodenanrenlianshangguamanlenuqi。
“shenmediqindaxiaojie，jianzhijiushibuyaoliandehuose！”nanrenyibianshuozhe，yibianzaiduyangqishou，xiaruyandunshifanyingguolai，zhijiezhuazhunanrendeshouwan，jiangtashuaidaozaichuangce，shunshiyetaohaoleyifu。
“你敢打孤？！”
nanrensishimeiyoufanyingguolai，yi**zuozaidishang，manlianjingedekanzhenvren。
“danijiudani，haiyaoxuanrizibucheng？”xiaruyandandinghuidao。
zhijianxiaruyanmiqishuangyan：yanqiandenanrenshengyinyebusizuoyewenroucixing，yanshenyebusizuowandaizhelenglielangxing......haiyouyisisiyouni，kanlaibushizuotianneiwei。
“haoahao！shidaorujinhaibuzhihuigai，xing，gubianrangnijianshijianshi，beipangudexiachang！lairen！”zhitingnanrenyishenggaohan，waimiandunshixiangqilejiaobusheng。
xiaruyanwanqichunjiao，yigexiuhuazhentou，haigangentajiaoxiao？
kegangyaoqishen，yizhentoutongquehuranxilai，bushuyuzijidejiyiyesuizhichuangrunaozhong。
yuanlaizijixianzaideshenfenshidayanchaodetaiyiyuanyuanshouxiajiadinvxiaruyan，xiajiashiyiyaoshijia，zaidayanchaodiweipogao。danyuanzhusuishidinv，muqinqueshidiguozhanggongzhu，benjiushenfenbeishoujidan，qiemuqinhaizaowang，yuanzhuzaizheifulishilaolaobuteng，jiujiubuai。
suoxing，muqinlinzouqianweizijidingxiayimenqinshi，bianshihedangchaotaizi，yuanxiangzhejinverliuyimenjinxiuyinqin，kedangchaotaizixinggebaoli，qieaizhanhuarecao，bingfeiliangyuan。
erqiefuneishunvxiaruchunzaojiudingshangletaizi，xiangyaopohuaierrenhunshi。funeirenyehushidandan，weikongxiaruyanguodehao！
这都什么命数啊！
xiaruyanhuiyidaozheili，henbudezhipaidatui，zenmechuanyueyebujizijichuanyuegehaorenjia！
gangxiangdaozheili，menkoujiujinlaiyiqundaidaoshiwei，suijiyigeyizheyansudenvrenyeniuzhekuajindaolexiaruyandefangjian，gangyijinmen，bianzhizhipuxiangletaizishenbian——
“qiutaiziraoshuwojiejieba！wojiejieyeshiyishihutu，caihuitouren，zhibuguoshinaibuzhuhunqianjimo，tashenshangliuzhemanyixuetong，ziranbusizanmenguoderenzheibandongjieshouli——”shuozhe，zhijianxiaruchuncalecaeyudeyanlei，yanshenzhuandaolexiaruyanshenshang，“jiejie，nishuoniyeshi，jibiannibuxitaizigege，niyebunengzuochutourenzheidengzixiazuodeshiqinga！”
haoa，zheixiaruchunjiuchanadalabamanshijiehanle。
erqietazheiyifanhua，bujinjiangzijitourenzhishibanshangdingding，haijiangzijishuoshiyibangrenyouyixin，zheishichengxinyaozhizijiyusidia。
“he，chunhuo。”zhijianxiaruyanchunjiaoyiwan，huanhuankaikou。
“nishuoshenme！”xiaruchuntingdaozheihua，xiaoniaoyirendemoyangdunshihuanshanglehenli：xiaruyanzheifeichaijuranganmaziji？
“woshuonichunhuo，tangtangtaiyiyuanyuanshouzhinv，wenbuchumiqingxiang？”
huayingangluo，zhijianxiaruchunyanzhongxunsushanguoyisihuangluan，quebeiminruidexiaruyanbuzhuodaole。
看来就是她搞的鬼！
“jiejiebuyaohushuo，miqingxiangnaishijinyao，jingchengneishiniandouweicengchuxianguo，zijitourenjiushitouren，kebieweilekaituobiansuiyizhaolegeliyou。”xiaruchunwendingxinshen，kanzhexiaruyanshuodao。
“niyezhidaoshijinyao？neiwodaowenni，niyoushoudezhijializhanzhedezisefenmoyoushizenmehuishi？”
zheibianshuowan，yiwuzidezhongrendouchaozhexiaruchunkanqu。zhijiantadeshouyuanbenzhuaizhetaizidexiukou，jingciyiwenhuransongkai，lianmangzheyan，suijiyongzuoshouweiweiwuzhukoubi，weiweiqingkedao：“jiejiezheishixiangbazangshuipodaowoshenshang？neimiqingxiangwusewuwei，wulizenmehuiyouweidao，woshouliyouzenmehuiyouyanse？”
“e，shima？meimeizhenshijianduoshiguang，zhishijiejiedaoshihaoqi，gangganghaishuomiqingxiangshishinianweicengchuxiandejinyao，meimeizenmezhidaodezheimexiangxi？”
xiaruyancihuayichu，xiaruchundunshihuangleshen，zaiyitaitou，kanjianxiaruyandedeyibiaoqing：tazaizhaziji！
“lairen，jiangxiaruyantuochuquchenjiang。”xujiubukaikoudetaizi，dandanchusheng，zheiyijuhua，daoshijingleyuanbenyijingshengquanzaiwodexiaruyan。
zheidouchaqingchuletashibeixiayao，haishiyaochenta？！
“gushibuhuiyaoyigebierendenvrende，zaishuo——ruchunxinggewenrou，youqingxinyugu，benjiuqingzhiyunigongtongjintaizifusihougu，youzenmehuihaini？dingshinizhei**zeihaizhuozei！”
xiaruyantingdaozheihua，jianzhiyaoqixiaole。kanlaizheitaizihexiaruchunzaoyianduchencang，neiganggangzijihaizhengminggeguia！
zhijiandaidaoshiweifenfenshangqian，xiangyaoxiechixiaruyan，xiaruyanzuoyebeixiayao，cikerengjiuxuruo，danhaishimengranqishen，yigejianbuchongshangqubianheshiweisidazaiyiqi——
“xiangyaozhuawo，xiabeiziba！”
zhijianxiaruyanshenziqingqiao，congheiyirenshenbianqingyishanbi，jibujiudaolechuangbian，caizhezhuozibiantiaochuangjinlehuchenghe，linzouhaiduizhewuneidahan：“zhunimenzhananjiannv，duanzijuesun！”
“给我追！”
taizitingwanzheihua，gengjiamaohuo，hanzheshouxiaheiyirenzhuiqu。
xiaruyanshunzhechuangwaideheliuyouchufuwai，naiheshentihaiweihuifuwanquan，ganggangyouleyizhen，bianganjuetilibuji，yishiyezhujianmohuqilai......
buhuiganggangchuanyuejiusiba，zheiyetaidaomeile......
yishixiaoshiqian，zhitingdaoerbianyougetongzhideshengyin：“shifu！neiliyougejiejiezaishuishangpiaozheei！”