第3章 你以为娶老婆就像菜市场买菜么?

“womenshilaijiexiaoshaoyede。”

qizhongyigenanrenyibanyiyandeshuo。

小少爷?

tangwanzhounaodaishunjiankale,zhihoucaixiangqiwuzilimianneigexiaopengyou,mobushijiushitamenkouzhongdexiaoshaoye?

taminleminchun:“shaodengyixia。”

liuxiazheijigezi,tabianzhuanshenjinlequ,buguoyihuierbianqianzhexiaopengyouzoulechulai,taweiweiqianshen,wenshengwen:“baobei,nirenshitamenma?”

huayingangluoxia,lianggedananrenhurandixiatou,yongzhegongjingdeyuqikaikou:“xiaoshaoye,yezailouxiadengzhenin,qinggenwomenhuiqu。”

xiaopengyoukanzheyanqiandelianggenanren,lianggenxiaomeimaoshunjianzhouchenglemaomaochong,qiheidedayanjingzhongmanmandedoushixianqideqingxu,zhidaozheihuiyetaobulele,taroudududexiaolianluchulebuqingyuandeshense:“zhidaole。”

tataiqitoukanzhetangwanzhou,liuluchubushedebiaoqing,bingqieyongzhejiandingdeyuqidao:“mama,taoyanbabalaizhaowole,nidengdengwo,zaiguojitianwojiubanijiehuijia。”

wenyan,tangwanzhoudeyanjingsuanleyixia,xinwonuanhonghongtianmimide,tabuyoudeyaranshixiao:“hao,mamadengni。”

linzoudeshihou,tahaibazuohaodeshiwubaozhuangsaidaoletashoushang:“cheshangchi,guaiguaidetingnibabadehua。”

xiaopengyoukanzhetarenzhendedianlediantou:zheicaishiqinmama,cheshangneigebabaguoranshijiande。

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louxia,xianliangbanheisejiazhanglinkendidiaoshehua,cheneikongjiankuanchangyouhuali。

houzuo,yiduifuzidayandengxiaoyan。

“顾汤圆!!!”

yishengdaizheyinrendeyaoyaqiechidenuhouxiangchechenei。

gutangyuankanzhepangbianqingjinbaoqidenanren,chizhekaochuan,mantiaosilideyingleyisheng:“tingdaoleni,haimeilong。”

guxiucitoutengdenieleniemeixin,yishuangqiheidemouzizaifennudehongtuozhixiaxiandegengjiaguhan,tadichenfuyoucixingdesangyingewailengmo:“gunhuiqujiwojinbi,zheiyicidadianhuajiyeyeyebuguanyong。”

doushuomeiyigehaizidoushishangdiciyudebaobei,guxiuciquejuedegutangyuanshengxialaijiushilaixiangtataozhaide。

gutangyuanshashizhale,tazhijietiaoleqilai,lianggenxiaomeimaotaidedouyaofeiqilai,qijibaihuaidetiaojiaodao:“wobangnizhaolegelaopo,rangnilaoleyihoubuyongkanzhejiangzhuzhutamenjigerouqingmiyi,nizijijiuyaoguduzhonglao,haiyaoguanwojinbi?nayourenxiangnizheiyangdangbabade?”

“nishuoshenme?”guxiuciyanjingzhijiemichengleyitiaoxian,suijifengcidelengxiao:“gutangyuan,woshenmeshihou。xuyaonibangwozhaolaopole?sheigaosuniwoyihouhuiguduzhonglao?”

tazhendeshi,xiangyaojiangzheigechouxiaozilinqilaikuangzouyidundechongdongzhidouzhibuzhule。

naohaifeikuaidelvguoyibiansheigaosugutangyuanzheixiehuakenengxingderen,zuihousuodingzaileyizhanglianshang。

canrendelixiaocongzuijiaodeweizhihuaqi。

gutangyuanyanzhuzizhuanlezhuan,sikaolebanfenzhonghou,caishuazhewulaideduidao:“neinimashangjiwozhaoyigelaopohuilaijiwodangmama,yaoburannijiuqulewobangnizhaodelaopo。”

guxiucichenggongdezaiyiciheilelian,yaoyaqiechidefanbo:“gutangyuan,niyiweiqulaopojiuxiangshichangmaicaime?zheijianshiqinglundedaoniji?”

tatoutengdebuxianggentajiaotanbanfen,hujiaomanchanyingfulezuzusannian,zheigechouxiaozibataqidejijinxinjigengsaidecishutadoujibuqingle。

“zheijuhuanidougenwoshuolesannianle,wodemamahaimeiyouzheluo。”gutangyuanwubixianqideshenchusangenshouzhi,shengpatakanbuqingsidehuanglehuang。

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