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wohuale30wangonglaogongduwanboshi，taquemanzhewobaxiaosandaizaishenbian
tashuoshebudewogongzuo，quanwocizhizaijiadaiwa，jingranzhishiweilefangbiantouqing
weilepaitahunneichuguidezhengju，wozhuanglejiankong，queyiwaifaxiantaxiaduhaiwo
wodelianainaobuzhieryu，juedingrangzheiduigounannvbalaodizuochuan
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“huifuwoyixia，woyounilaogongmaijiabaodezhuanzhangjilu！”yitiaomoshengsixinrangwomeilaiyouxinliyijin。
banxiaoshiqian，yourenzaixiaohongshusixinwo：「nilaogongsongnidebaoshijiade！」
woyidumeihui，genbenmeidanghuishi。
wolaogongshiyisheng，youhuanzhekantazhangdeshuaiqi，**shipinchuandaowangshang，xiaohuoleyiba。
congneiyihou，jingchangyoutadenvfenpaolaiwodezhanghaoxiazhaocunzaigan，bushimawozhangxiangputonghuanglianpo，jiushitongpiwopeibushanglaogong。
wodexiaohongshuzhishigerichanghao，yebuzhidaowangshangneiqunrenshizenmezhaoguolaide。
shangzhouwoshengri，laogongsonglewoyizhizhonggubao，henxiyoudekuan，wozhidaozheikuanbaoduonanzhao，shoudaoliwushitebiegandong，yushifalexiaohongshu。
meixiangdaoyouyourenwenzheweierzhaoguolaile。
haoxiao，rumawobucheng，youkaishiwumiewolaogongle？
wobuhuifu，duifangzhinengfayitiao，buzhidaoweishenme，zheirenzheimebuyiburao，jingranhuanlegezhanghaoyoulaile！
woxiguanletamengezhongzhaocha，bujianduandizhaozhezhengminglaogongduiwobuhaodezhusimaji，kezheibingbuzhengmingwoshihaoqifude！
worenbuzhulengxiao，huifuduifang：「xinga，wodengzhenidezhengju。」
说完坐等她打脸。
xiayimiao，duifangjingranzhendefalailezhuanzhangjilu。
quanchengluping，baohanlelaogonglishaofengdeshimingzhixinxi，yijitataojiahaijiadeguocheng。
woqingchudikandaoshouhuodizhishangxiezhewojiamenpaihao，woxiangbuchuduogaochaodejishucainengdadaozheiyangdezaojiaxiaoguo。「buxiangshuozijiduomegaoshang，zhishikanbuguonibei**pian！」
「tingshuonigongtacongbenkedudaoboshi，taquemaijiabaopianni，jiemei，nishizhenfupina！」
「xueyijiubulezhanan，ziqiuduofuba。」
duifangkuaisufalaijitiaoxiaoxihou，jiulaheilewo。
wofanfuchakanluping，zhongyuxiangxin，lishaofengzichengsanwanwugourudezhonggubaoqishishiliubaikuaimailaideliezhijiabao。
dezhizhenxianghouwodiyifanyingshiqiguai，laogonggongzibudi，fangzihechedoushiwobamaquankuanmaide，chulerichangkaixiao，meishenmeyongqiandedifang。
nandaotagupiaopeile？meiqianlesuoyinajiabaohongwo？
xiangdaozheili，wodanxinqilai。
jinianqiantacengjingchaogupeilewopeijiadebashijiwan，bazijichouchulejiaolvzheng，haishiwofaxianhoupeizhetahaoburongyizoulechulai。
taxianzaikeshizhuzhiyisheng，xinlibunengzaichuwenti。
wolianmangbanverjiaojibaomu，qinshouzuolejigelaogongaichidecai，dasuanquyiyuanjitasongwufan，shunbianwenwentadaodizenmehuishi。
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daoyiyuanshiyijingshierdianban，danwozhidaolaogongkendinghaizaibangongshi，taguanxinhuanzhe，meitianzhongwuzizhujiabanyigexiaoshi，jiwobaobeichifandeshijianconglaidoushiyidian。
suoyiwomeiyoutiqiangaosuta，dasuanjitagejingxi。
daozhentailimianlianggexiaohushizuozhechifan，beitaizidangzhemeikandaowo，taliangyibianchiyibianliaobagua，yigemingzirangwotingxialejiaobu
「dazhongwufansuoxiuxishidemen，shengpabierenbuzhidaotamenzailimianganshenmeni！」
「zuotianwoyekanjianle，huanzhezhaoliyisheng，jizheqiaomen，jieguoxiayishengyishanbuzhengdichulaile，kouhongdouhuale。」「danzizhenda，zaizijilaozhangrenkaideyiyuanliyeganzheimemingmuzhangdan？」
「hai！sheibuzhidaoyanglujieshigelianainaoni？wangshangneimeduorendoufaxianliyishengbuaitale，tafeishuobierenshijiduta。」
tingdaozheihuadedangxia，woxiangchongguoquhetamenlilunjiju，kebuzhiweihe，yingshengshengtingxialejiaobu，niejinshoulidefanhe，jingzhizouxianglaogongdebangongshi。
yexushibeizhangqiquanzhizhufushenghuosuoyingxiang，yexushijiabaodeshiqingshoudaochongji，wofaxianzijijingranliandangmianlilundeyongqidoumeiyoule。
xinqingdiluodizoudaomenkou，menmeisuo，wotuimenjinqu，wulimeiren，limiandexiuxishiquechuanchunvrendexiaosheng。woxintiaodihenkuai，huxiyebiandejicuqilai，touguomenfeng，kandaodeyimu，shoulidebaowenhechadiandiaole。
laogongyoujiepi，congbuchibierenchiguodedongxi。
jiuliannveryaoguodedongxitadoubuchi，shuoyouxijun。
meicikandaowohenverfenshishenmedongxi，tadouhuiyilianxianqidikanzhe，wenwomen「zhibuzhidaorendetuomoyouduozang？」
xianzijidelaoponverzang，waimiandenvrenjiushitiandeduima？
lishaofeng，nihaiyouduoshaowobuzhidaodezhenmianmu？
wocongbangongshituilechulai，kandaobuyuanchuzouguolairenshidehushi，yushiganmangmochudoulidekouzhaodaishang。
naoziwengwengxiang，yaoyaohuanghuangdizoudaolouxiahuatan，fuzheshuzuoxia，baozhebaowenhemomoliulei，zhenggerenbuzhudizhandouzhe。
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lishaofengchuguile，yixiawu，wobuduangaosuzijizheigezhenxiang。
xiangshizaiziwozhemo，meishuoyibiandouxiangshishouleyicilingchizhitong。
hunhuneedihuidaojia，nverxiaobaoyouxiekesou，womangzheweitachiyao，zhaokannver，yishimeilaidejixiangbanfajiejuezheijianshi。
wanshang，bengaihuijiadelishaofengdalaidianhuashuotongshijialiyoudianjishi，zijiyaobangmangzhiban，buhuilaile。
wogaosuta：「nveryoudianfashao，nikankannengbunengzhaorentini，nihuilaikankanxiaobaoba！」
tahaobuzaiyidishuo：「weidiantuishaoyaojiuxing，buyanzhongjiumeishi。」ranhoupobujidaidiguaduanledianhua。
dengwozaidaguoqushi，tayijingguanji。
lishaofenggongzuoshijianyixiangguanji，meimingqiyue：「huanzhezuizhongyao，bunengrangsuoshiyingxiangzijidezhiliaogongzuo。」
yiqian，wozhendeyiweitaxuanhujishi，yidegaoshang。
yaobushibaitianqinyankandaolewochuoshi，wohaizhenbeitadepihuajipianle！
banyeliangdian，xiaobaozhongyutuishaole，kantaqingkuangwendingle，wocaifangxinbatajiaojilebaomuzhaokan，zijizemanzhelishaofengyouquleyiyuan。
woyaoqukankantadaodizaigongzuo，haishijiezhegongzuozhimingzuobuyaoliandeshi。
zhiyebandehushizhengpazheshuijue，meifaxianwo。
wofangqinglejiaobu，shumenshuluqulelishaofengbangongshi，buchuwoyiliao，limianguoranmeiren，hebaitianyiyang，tahexiawenwenzheiduigounannvyiranwozaixiuxijianligouqie。
wojinqumeiyihuier，xiuxijianjiuchuanchulenanyiqichideshengyin，jiezhexiawenwenlvedaisajiaodiwen：「huanglianponishenmeshihoushuaidiao？」
lishaofengxiangshimaizaitadeshenshang，shengyincongbiqianglihengchu：「buji，dengbatabadecaichannongdaoshou。」
xiawenwenyixiatuikaiduifang，bunaifandifahuo：「neidedengdaoshenmeshihou？wocongdayidengdaolexianzai，nizongshuozaidengdeng，wozhenbuzhidaoshenmeshihoushigetou！」
tashengyintianmei，shuochudehuaquewubiedu：「zhenxiangrangyanglubaobi！」
lishaofengnaixindihongzheta：
「jishenme，dengdaolezuihou，qian、yiyuan、fangzi，budoushiwomenliangrendema？」
「baobikebuxing，taimingxianle，woyijingjitaxialedu，manmanaoba，tayemeijiniankehuole。」
xiawenwengegexiaolejisheng，xiangshixiangdaoleshenmekaixindeshi，yuqishangyang：
「haishinixiangdezhouquan，shuoqilaiwohaidexiexieyangluni，yaobushitapeijiadebashiduowan，wonayoujihuiquguowaishangxueya！jiurangtaduohuoliangnianba！」
zhandouzheshoubaocunleluyin，wofuzheqiangcongxiaofangtongdaoxialelou，zoudaoyiban，zhongyuzhichengbuzhutandaozaidi。
kandaozijiganggangweilerenzhuchongjinqudechongdongerkoupodeshouzhi，xiangqilaidaerdiyicijiandaolishaofengshi，tadeshouxinyequanshishang。
lishaofengshicongshanqukaolaide，fumuzaowang，xiaoshihouzaicunlichibaijiafanzhangda，houlaikaozheguojiadefupinzhengceduleshu。
tazijiyenuli，yilukaodaoleshoudouxueyi。
daerdeyitian，wobeiliumangdiaoxi，tajianyiyongwei，zijishouleshang，quehaidiyishijianguanxinwoyoumeiyoushi。
jingguoleneimeyizao，wolianainaofazuo，gongtayiluduwanboshi。
biyehouyourangtashunlizaiwobadeyiyuangongzuo，womenjiehunshi，fangzihechedoushiwobamamaide。
dangshiwobamajiwopeijiayibaiwan，hunhoulishaofengyiwomeiyoulicainengliweiyou，yaozoulebashiwuwan。
yuanlaineiqianjingranshinaqugongxiaosanliuxuele！
weilerangqianxiaoshidiheli，haibianlegechaogudehuanglaipianwo。
jiuzaiganggang，wohaidezhi，neiliumangyeshitahualewushikuaigude。
lishaofeng，niweilepianwokezhenshifeijinxinjia！
dangchusichuzhaoxinliyishengbangnizouchujiaolvdewojianzhijiushiyigexiaohua！
tuqianhaibugou，doukaishixiayaohaimingle！
wojiujingzhaoleyigeshenmeyangdenanren，emoyiban，yaobushiwoyinchayangcuodifaxian，kongpazuihoubusiyedehaoqubantiaoming！
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lishaofengdiertianzaoshangcaihuilai，yijinmenjiukaishiguaiwomeikanhaohaizi，rangnverfaleshao，haidabanyedadianhuayingxiangtagongzuo。
「haiyoubaomusihouzhe，zheidianshidouzuobuhao，zhenbuzhidaonizaijiayitianzaiganma？」
「nizhengaichuqukankan，zhibuzhidaohenduorennuliyibeiziyeganbushangniyibandeshufu？zhenshitianshenghaoming，beichonghuaideda**！」
wochenmotingzhetadeyinyangguaiqi，qishiwomengangzaiyiqideshihou，lishaofengzitaihenbeiwei。
houlaimanmande，dangtafaxianwofeitabuke，tianshenglianainaoyihou，jiukaishiyoushimeishipuawo。
yikaishi，wohaihuifanbojiju，jiuerjiuzhi，womorenletadezhize。
xiguanzhenshiyijiankepadeshi！
dengtafawanlaosao，wokaikouliaoshangbandeshi：
「laogong，nikanwozaijiashenmeyeganbuhao，fanzhengbaitianyouayikanxiaobao，buruwohuiqushangbanba！」
wodoukuaiwangle，woyeshimingxiaobiyesheng，helishaofengzaitongyisuogaoxiaoduleyan。
dangchutingletadequangao，caimeiyouduboshi，yezaihunhouhuiguilejiating。
zuoxianeixiejuedingdewozhenshichunbenruzhu！
tingdaowodehua，lishaofengmeiyouyisiyouyu，tuokouerchulianggezi「buxing！」
huayingangluo，chajuedaozijifanyingguoda，youhuanheleyuqiquanwo：
「zaodougennishuole，yiyuangongzuoneimelei，wobushedenishouku。nijiuzaijiadaidaihaizi，genbaomuxuexuezuofandele，ganmafeiqushouneifenzui？」
我提出想好的借口：
「bayaoqiude，niyezhidaobayizhibuzantongwocizhizheishi，tashuole，zhiyaowohuiqushangban，daoshihouxinxiangmuzhijierangnifuze！」
lishaofengchenmole，xinxiangmudeyouhuotaida，ketaquehaipawohuiquhouhuishiqukongzhi，yepayingxiangtahexiaosan。
wokantayouyu，tianlebahuo，jixushuodao：「nilaojianeixieqinqibushihaidengzhenijiejuegongzuoma？dengnigaodingxinxiangmu，fenfenzhongduochushijigexingangwei。」
lishaofengdongxinle，tabuqingbuyuandidianlediantou，rangwohuiquhouxianbangtabiaodianpaigongzuo。
ziconghetazaiyiqi，tadeqinqisihuwuqiongwujin，douzaidengzhechiwojiaderouhewojiadexue。
zhenxiangwenwenta，shibushicunlidegouwodoudejitadaibeijinglaianpaigehuoera？
worenzhunuqi，piantahaidezaidengyigeyue。
anzhaowodejihua，daoshihouwodouyijinghetalihunle。
youleshijianxianzhi，womingbai，lihunzheishidesuzhansujue，zhanxiantuodeyuezhang，duiwoyuebuli。
haozaifangzixiezaiwoliangmingxia，dangchuwonaozhefeiyaobazijihunqianmaidefangzisongjilishaofeng，wobamayongduanjuefunvguanxiweixiewo，wocaitinglequan。
jiexialai，woyaorangzheiduigounannvbachijinqudedoujiwoyidianyidiantuchulai！