yixiajingbeizhuaishangleweijiu28lou。
haohuadataoli，manlizhijiejiubei“guaiguai”qianjintaofangwoshili。
litoudeqingxing……manlideganshoukeshuo“wuyimiaoshu”：jianzhichedidianfurenzhi！
xianshuoshuotarenchulaisheisheisheiba。
zuibukesiyi，diyiyantarenchuleyuanqing！
shide，jintiandejueduizhujiao，
cishiwuhuadabangzaidayijushang，
脸，好好的，
shenshang，neishimantishanghen，
dayijushanghaichazhejibabishou，
nishuohebuheren，jigenanrenshoulidounazheminghuanghuangdebishou，dangtajiushirenrouba，zhengmiaozhun“feibiao”ni！
manliyeshihuangtang，tashouxianxiangfa：zenmeyebujitadaigeyanzhao，zheiyangyanzhengzhengjiaotakanjianbishoufeilai，duoherenya！
ai，renfangfojiushiguyibuzhezhetadeyan……manliyesuancongming，lijizhishiyuanqing，tachulejianzijibeidaijinlaixianchujingyawai，meiyourenheqifennashouquruna，daosiziyuan？……
hao，yuanqingyezhidingzheta，daobapanglaoguniangyoudingpale，taduo，shixianyidaozheibian，wakao，zailaiyidajinge！
是叫和美不？
gangcaizhuzhuochuletazheige“laobaobao”，weiyizuozaishangmiandexiaobeier……mingminggangcaisiwenchengneiyang……dangran，xianzaiyehensiwen，youtuiyazuotuizuozaishafashang，shoulihainazhebeihongjiu……ke，zheifenwei，zheizitai，zaizenmesiwen，yejuedefeishanleilesa……
hemeiyeshiqiaozheta，bumingbaichichierlaidexiakezayangshaolaizheimege“baoqi”。
gangcaizhuoshang，hemeiduiduimianzuozhedezheigepengjiachulemingde“laomaomao”yequeshisuanjianshidaole，pengyuanqingneixiaomaduitazheiwaishenglaoguniangzheshi“guankonghuanyang”daojizhi，bunengchizheibuzhunchinei，zhinengzheiyangchizhixuneiyangchi……chuleqinshouwei，gencaimanyuedehaiziyiyanggejibie，sansuidouxianduo。
hemeishixixikanlezheilaoguniangde，
据说35了，
是胖了点，
buguo，wuguanzheshizhangdehao，
yeshizheigeli，renxiangqiqiuyichuiqilai，zaipiaoliangyebaida，
haozaichulepang，zheilaoguniangquehenbai，
wuguanhao，zaiyibaizhesanchou，nengkanba。
zhuyaotahaiyoudiandaidaideqizhi，xiangshuibuxing，yanjingganjuedaduomizhe，laomaoyiyangnianniande，jiashangmaomaojibiede“tingbaizhishu”……ke，hemeiyeshitanqi，zongyouzhongyibangchuibatadaxingdechongdong……
zheihuier，hemeidangrangengganxingqu，tazenmegenxiakejiaodaoshangde？
hemeiyijiuqiaozhetuizuoxiaoshafashang，
xiakewujidikuazuozaishafafushoushang，wanyaogentaxiaoshengshuohua。
manliyigerenjiangzuozaidanduzhangshafadeyoucejiaoluoli，bukesiyimushizheicanren**yimu，nanrenmenrengransiwujidanzhangkuangdiaoxiaoxiangyuanqingzhiwanzhebishou，shenzhizaibisai！
总有人失手的，
suoyiyuanqingdabufenshangzaishoubeifujin，cashang，chuoshangdouyou。
这会儿可笑的是，
manlidaoyouzheigeyongqiyizhidingzheyuanqing，yinweitaixiangbutongle，taheyizheiyangshenjingzaozheigezui！
yuanqingqueshiyizhiwangzhehemeixiakeneitou……zaimanliyanli，ganjuegengqiguai，taneishenqingzhenxianggehaizi，haosijiyudedaotamenderenke，“daizhewowanerba”，ng，jiuzheigeyisi……
“ei，niguolai！”manliheyitiao，kanguoqu，xiakehanta，
manlituiyoudianfaruan，zhanqilaihaidianbolexia，mocengzouguolai，
hemeiyijiuneidaizheweixiaodaliangdeshenqing，
xiakeyirujiwanghehutadechushengyanger，
“nipashenme，yoububanibangshangmiandangbazi。”
zheiyishuo，manligengjiqijuyi，biekantazuishangzheimeshuo，naohuiluyiguai，xiayikezhennengzheimegan！